COVID: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Trump: Tis but a scratch.
COVID: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Trump: No it isn't.
COVID: Well what's that then? [Pointing to Trump's arm lying on the ground.]
Trump: I've had worse.
COVID: You liar!
Trump: Come on then, you pansy! [Charges COVID, who chops the Trump's remaining arm off.]
COVID: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray] We thank thee Lord, that in thy-- [is kicked in the head by the armless Trump.]
Trump: Come on then!
COVID: What?
Trump: Have at you! [Kicks COVID]
COVID: You are indeed brave, good Trump, but the fight is mine.
Trump: Oohh, had enough, eh?
COVID: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Trump: Yes I have.
COVID: Look!
Trump: Just a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt COVID]
COVID: Stop that!
Trump: Chicken! Chicken!
COVID: Look, I'll have your leg. [Recieves a very sharp kick] Right! [Chops off one of the Trump's legs]
Trump: Right! I'll do you for that!
COVID: You'll what?
Trump: Come here!
COVID: What are you going to do, bleed on me?!
Trump: I'm invincible!
COVID: You're a looney.
Trump: Trump always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [Hopping on one leg towards COVID]
[COVID chops his other leg off, leaving his body upright on the ground.]
Trump: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
COVID: Come, Patsy!
Trump: Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!!
Monty Python seemed funnier when I was a teenager. Now I'm mostly "meh"