...but, he can only count to $9,000
I was taught, among other things, metal forging in school. Then I'd joke about being trained in forgery
Someone once told me if you want to see how many times someone was a dumbass, count their fingers.
@HerrDarkAgain And you were able to confirm it? AISI, being a dumbass is a quality, not quantity. Not something you count.
@eschatologyguy I do have evidence, my half brother above me: his middle finger, a wrench, a drilling rig, and 25,000 PSI. Guess how many fingers he has?
@HerrDarkAgain that could have easily been an accident. Those who risk life and limb for just the thrill of it, those are what one might call the D word.