Local Legal Fiction Brain III
by Joe Kelley
3-17-2023

“Now you are ready to hear the six purposes of modern schooling taken directly from Dr. Anglisse’s book.”

“The first function of schooling is adjustive. Schools are to establish fixed habits of reaction to authority. It is fixed habits of reaction. Notice that this precludes critical judgment completely. Notice too that requiring obedience to stupid orders is a much better test of function one than following sensible orders ever could be. You don’t know whether people are reflexibly obedient unless they will march right off the cliff.”

“How can you establish whether someone has successfully developed this automatic reaction, because people have a proclivity when they are given sensible orders to follow? That is not what they want to reach. The only way to measure this is to give stupid orders, and people automatically follow those. Now you have achieved function one.”

Cartoon version for the infants caught in the Infantile State:

Herding cats is claimed to be difficult to do, relatively speaking, if one compares herding cats to collectivizing humans within the paper-thin boundaries of freedom from moral responsibility fraud.

Humans have that lazy gene, and it is like a sword with a good edge and a not-so-good edge.

Like a stick with a tasty treat dangling from a string on one end and the smelly shitty end of that same stick.

Here you go, sheep, all you have to do to get your freedom from moral responsibility is to make believe that you can have it.

Tap your ruby slippers three times, and presto, the Change is gone from your pockets.

It will cost you, but come on man, you know the thing, the thing, is so, so, so so.

Tell me it isn’t so.

Joe.

It is that easy, unfortunately, however, no fraud ever withstood the curative benefits of a clearly communicated demand for the whole truth and rigid determination of supplying an abundance of it.

Resolve, said the Committee For Safety members in UNISON!

Nothing but the truth so help us.

Ok, but Joe, that does sound like a lot of work from Sheep Center inside The Infantile State.

Truth Trumps Fraud, but only for those demanding it.

JUST ask them.

Fraud Covers Truth, a monopoly UNION members joining the Cult of The Deceiver, because…

Yes, we can.

JUST ask them.

How do you know a LEFT WOKE National Debt Slave is lying?

But Joe, Joe, Joe, the workload is monumental.

How much will it cost?

WHO?

It costs nothing at all, to the parasites, as a rule, as they are dependant upon fraud in their exhaustive efforts to erase the truth forevermore, notwithstanding the pesky Enemies of “Our Democracy” as we riotously roam so liberally spreading it Globally from seas to polluted seas, because…

Yes, we can.

Did you see that one over there, under that rock, look with keen malevolent intent, focus man, focus, he, right there, that one, that one is not eating his baby food, clearly caring about his “precious” humanity, prosperity for posterity, and all that antiquated “sunlight” we sent down the memory hole "Our Democracy" depends upon entirely, see the worthless Care Giver? Sheer blasphemy, we are aghast, unanimously

You know…

It takes a village.

Of idiots.

To eat babies.

With Industrial Strength.

But the profits, Joe.

I know.

I know.

But we can laugh all the way to our National Debt Bank full of worthless zeros.

How many today?

We lost count.

Would you like to know the truth and the whole of it?

No?

Cat-o-nine tails got your tongues?

Caveat Emptor