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Dear Former Vice-President Biden:

I sincerely hope that your effort to steal the election fails miserably, but I’m a pragmatist and believe one should be prepared for all contingencies. So, in case your co-conspirators manage to drag your moth-eaten carcass across the finish line, I’m going to need some assistance adjusting to the new order. Could you help me out?

  1. Can I borrow the #NotMyPresident hashtag or is that reserved for Trump?
  2. Do I have to accept the election results or can I dig in for four years claiming election interference?
  3. Am I entitled to see Biden’s tax returns to learn how his income jumped dramatically in one year?
  4. Am I allowed to trash anything that says Biden without repercussion because I’m just expressing myself?
  5. Is there a sign-up somewhere for riots, since I didn’t get my way, or do organizers call me, or how does that work?
  6. Do we target businesses because they supported Biden, or do I just pick a business that has something I want to take home?
  7. Were the thousands of businesses that boarded up for fear of riots for conservatives or liberals? If they were for conservatives, did I miss the riots already???
  8. Where are the safe spaces at? Is there a map or something? I may need to go cry for a little while (because of how stupid our country has become.)
  9. Does all the free stuff your party has promised just come, or do I have to quit my job first?
  10. What is the address you guys have been sending all that extra tax money too since you think people aren’t paying enough in taxes? I’m sure you have been voluntarily sending in more than required....
  11. When my 401K crashes, will the President make up for that in give-a-ways or am I just screwed?
  12. Since Socialism is what you just voted in, if my neighbor has something I want do I just take it or do I have to let him know I’m taking it?
  13. When gas gets unaffordable, is there a EBT card for that?
  14. I have seen the gatherings of conservatives protesting the election results, but something is wrong; nothing is getting destroyed. Did you guys go to a class for that or could you provide some pointers on how to do it right please?
  15. The conservative gatherings were dubbed super spreader events yet the protests, and now election gatherings by liberals are not. Did you guys secretly come out with the vaccine?
  16. Funny how CDC has come up with a vaccine soon after the AP crowned you the president elect. Can you and all your family and colleagues take it first to ensure it works.
  17. If you become president will every death now be on you, or is Trump responsible in perpetuity?

I’m sorry for all the questions, this is all new to me. I want to make sure I get it right, and that you get the kind of support you gave Donald Trump.

Edgework 8 Dec 17
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Original Thought From A Leftist. The envelope, please.

(Opens it. Stunned expression)

It’s empty!

(Audience erupts in pandemonium. Jackson Nought stands up and begins shouting, “FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!” )

Hahahaha, jesus fucking christ you are a fool. You can't even attempt to have a thought without Incestuous Donnie telling you what think. You're the one who legitimately thinks Biden will be conceding any day now. Of all the misguided, disingenuous, lunatic Conservatives I have come across on this site, you take the cake. Keep posting clock pictures and retreating to your safe space like your dear Bunker Baby.

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These tantrums are pretty funny (though mostly sad) as you make it out like this is a new mindset for Conservatives, just your way of retaliating for how Trump was treated in his term...as if you didn't spend every second of Obama's term insulting every little thing he did (including wearing a tan suit or putting mustard on a burger), claiming he was a "secret Muslim" and not born in the US and not a legitimate president, spreading rumors that he was gay and Michelle was really a man, constantly fear-mongering, and everything else you accuse Liberals of doing.

As per your list...

#3, Biden released 22 years of tax returns. Trump hasn't released his, still uses the phony "they're all in audit" excuse. Trump claims he paid hundreds of thousands more than the $750 in taxes he is accused of, yet refuses to prove it. It took investigators to find Trump's secret Chinese bank account, and the hundreds of millions of dollars of debt he has with someone - not the US. What is he hiding?

#5, still clinging to your false narrative that somehow rioting, and ANTIFA, are some sort of Soros funded organized plot, hm?

#8, I thought you snowflakes were already crying for your safe spaces the past 4 years? You couldn't bear to here anything negative about your glorious leader. And now you cry about being told your guy lost.

#9, while you cry about Democrats trying to help the less fortunate and create social safety nets, the Republicans are taking your tax dollars to give millionaires and billionaires tax cuts so they can get bigger bonuses, giving billions in PPE to wealthy megachurches and Trump and Kushner, lining the personal pockets of Trump with his golf trips, and trying to kick millions of paying Americans off of healthcare.

#11, when your 401K crashes, it will be Trump's fault for trying to give you a few extra dollars now while planning for a harsh reality later.

#12, haha, again with the "Socialism" bogeyman. Yeah, that's why Biden won the primary and is not the President-Elect, the most hardcore Left-Wing Progressives are criticizing his platform and cabinet picks. I guess that means Republicans voted in Authoritarianism in 2016?

#13, you do realize the President doesn't control the price of gas, right?

#14, hmm, I don't know, trying to steal an election and hand it to Trump is pretty serious, even if they didn't break a window. But if you want violence, perhaps you should have joined the Proud Boys in DC, as there have been multiple accounts of violence erupting. And this former cop who ran a man off the road and threatened him with a gun thinking he had a hand in election fraud [cnn.com].

#15, yeah, pretty sure most people criticized both gatherings as not smart. But who do you think is going to spread more, protesters against police brutality who are wearing masks and trying to keep distant, or protesters who think the virus is a hoax and refuse to wear masks and spit on people?

#17, so do you admit then that every death pre-inauguration is on Trump's hands? After all, Trump said in 2014, about one person in the US who might have had ebola, "if this doctor, who so recklessly flew into New York from West Africa, has Ebola, then Obama should apologize to the American people & resign!" Wonder why he never apologized and resigned for COVID? It's almost as if he does nothing but project and deflect, but never takes responsibility for his own actions.

I love how you thought this was some sort of a rebuttal... freakin hysterical !

By golly, I think you’re on to something here. You just keep thinking, Dude; that’s what you do best.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This is so beautifully sassy and I'm living for it.

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Are you really this petty or are you paid to do this?

Said the pot to the kettle

the irony here is so freakin great ! this whole thread has got me in stitches !! thanks so much guys !

@WileyRickWiles
Last January, when you proudly announced your support for Bernie Sanders, you took some heavy hits from people mocking your choice. I too was tempted to come up with a snarky drive-by hit, but I tried a different approach. Here’s what I posted then in response.


You have made a name for yourself on this site trolling posts you disagree with. Your primary M.O. has been that of all trolls: ridicule. The implied message being that the ideas originally posted aren’t worth the effort to actually debate.

Given the unblemished 150 year track record of misery, failure, poverty and mass death that has been the direct result of the philosophy Bernie advocates, you open yourself to the same ridicule that you have so happily bestowed on others. The argument could easily be made that such support is prima facie evidence of a serious break with reality.

I don’t want to do that. Some time ago I posted about my regret that no one on the left has any interest in actually defending their positions and the policies that are an inevitable result. So here’s my invitation to you: I freely admit I most certainly would disagree with you on most points, and on those issues where we might share common ground, I am certain that we will disagree on the methods that would best achieve our mutually desired results.

That’s fine with me. I’d love to hear a reasoned argument supporting the socialism of Bernie Sanders, one based on facts and logic, not sarcasm, insults and your favorite, “Ok, Boomer.” How about it? Care to step into a free marketplace of ideas, put yours on the table and see how they hold up?


Needless to say, you not only failed to take me up on my invitation, you ignored it. That’s ok; no one is obligated to engage anyone on a reasonable playing field in an atmosphere of mutual respect.

However, I’ve noticed you popping back up lately, commenting with more of your drive-by hits.

So let me be clear: you have nothing to say to me. That opportunity came and died. I consider you a troll and a coward, and, like most on your side of the aisle, you are both angry and humorless.

Have a good day.

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