Imagine a rural community that takes care of business by itself. It has its own schools and it has a college. It has proper access to natural resources and it's self-sufficient.
Imagine the County Commissioner of this community, Boss Dogg, giving a speech.
We take care of business all by ourselves. We don't want government help because we do a better job, for less money.
We refuse to give tax dollars to the government to spend on other communities. We take care of our own business, and they should take care of their own business.
We're willing to pay federal taxes, because we recognize the need for national
defense, and for national law enforcement. For everything else, each community
should take care of business on their own. Behold the example we set, and be
shamed the shambles of Democrat communities.
We paid taxes for a national military and national law enforcement, and you used the money to attack Republicans. You didn't use the money to beef up the military. You weakened the military. We want our money back.
What our community wants is to take care of local business by ourselves, and to not have to worry about national business. This was the way things were done in Classical America. Today, Democrats crippled the military, they weaponized the FBI against Republicans, and they weaponized the FBI against parents.
Democrats are jerks. They claim to be tolerant liberals but they're the opposite. They claim to be live-and-let be but they're cultural conquistadors. They invade Republican communities with evil DAs and evil school board members. They won't leave Republicans alone. Democrats forced Republicans to waste energy to defend against Democrat bull. We shouldn't have to waste this energy. We're busy raising kids. We're angry that you made us waste energy. We're going to sting you back. Hard enough that you won't do it again. Deterrent yo!
Democrats are degree supremacists. Degree apartheidists. They feel that a college degree makes them superior to the Amish.
The Amish are better farmers than modern Democrats.
Democrats are jerks. They bully the Amish.
The Amish are the modern Jews.
Would anyone like to give a rousing speech?