Your walking paradox / future bf here... I wouldn't be a good partner if I did not call you out, as with the bhad rant. Your white knight simps thought there was a crack there... But you got ur big grrrl panties on huh?
May I appeal to your pissy teen angst? Member when you were all industro-goth? I do.
When you finally beat the latest Assassin's Creed play this ...