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Buddah just got pissed, what did you say?
guru comments on Apr 11, 2021:
I merely said that he may have plagiarized the Moody Blues.
Yeah, We fuggin Know already, read the damn sign!
guru comments on Apr 11, 2021:
Stop hounding me.
Well, it's gator season again, get out of my yard you scoundrel
guru comments on Apr 11, 2021:
Your gonna need a bigger fence.
I think you just lost your job
guru comments on Apr 11, 2021:
He didn't sea that coming.
I have happened to acquire a shipment of these socks on the black market, all transactions in ...
guru comments on Apr 11, 2021:
Captain Kirk will take a box.
Der finger...
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
Saving this one!! Funny as fuck (you) LOL
I dropped 45Lbs in the 90's, never gained it back.
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
Please lettuce have some meat.
Hide-A-Poo
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
No shit!!
Slightly lewd
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
Like getting hit in the face with a salmon. LOL
Another Parent "hack"
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
He should have used "the fallen madonna with the big boobies".
The title is accurate
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
If you put fifty Biden clones in there it would still be a vacant lot.
Tesla cat...
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
That's shocking paw cat.
Kid! Watch out!
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
I wouldn't bat an eye.
Modern dirt art c 2020-21
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
I've seen that artist. "Dusty Coats" isn't it?
He was just making sure
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
She's on the left, that seals it then.
Want to look like a Ballchinian?
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
Whoever invented that should be sacked.
Pretty sure everyone has seen this before, in case not...
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
Furry nice.
It's okay, have a nice cry...Tear rings
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
Tear rings for a shit head.
Want to hear something funny?
guru comments on Apr 10, 2021:
They are supposed to be honest also but that doesn't stop them being crooks.
Happy Friday Everyone!!
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
And it's not itchy anymore.
I wasn't drunk last Friday, but man, you should see the dude that carried me to the cab!!!!
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
I cut myself shaving the next morning and my eyes cleared up.
This one is so true that it's kinda not funny .
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
The winner is Joe Biden hands down.
Prince Philip, the husband of Queen Elizabeth, has died aged 99.
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
RIP
Warning! A (terrible) Dad joke! 😂
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
If a drummer drank fanta and alcohol out of his cymbal would that be cymballic?
WARNING ! Big Guy says NO CORNPOPS ALLOWED ! biden joebiden bidencrimefamily cornpop democrats
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
No knives or chains!!
At last, a purpose in life - motivated to be useless. 😂
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
You could even be a good example of a useless person.
Horrifying Viking Weapons: An atgeir, sometimes called a "mail-piercer" or "hewing-spear," was a ...
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
Gunnar Hámundarson defends his house with an atgeir in Njal's saga.
Do NOT try this at home! 😈
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
That's evil!!
For all my woke fans: you made my gift list!!!
guru comments on Apr 9, 2021:
Good for shit heads.
The Vikings sacked Paris in 845 and did not leave until King Charles the Bald paid them 5,670 lbs of...
guru comments on Apr 8, 2021:
I hear they left at a snails pace.
The Australian Emu War was a military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932 ...
guru comments on Apr 8, 2021:
Emu shmemu!! I've seen half a dozen in my whole life. Someones takin" the piss.
Wisdom is welcome wherever it comes from. Bandamanna Saga, c.10
guru comments on Apr 8, 2021:
Wise words.
Do doctors have to have the covid-19 vaccine?
guru comments on Apr 8, 2021:
The hospitals here have large amounts of staff call in sick after receiving the vaccine.
Masks don’t work brainwashed Twat..
guru comments on Apr 8, 2021:
Can I get a spine with those.
In the early 90s, Pepsi owned 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer, all because of a...
guru comments on Apr 8, 2021:
I 've seen sites that say this is false and a lot that say it's true.
CNN is UNRAVELING as Departing Anchor Accuses Network of SEXISM and Ratings IMPLODE! ...
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
Yes CNN gone would be awesome.
Have you seen him?
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
LOL She's got a bear behind.
Twins, clones, puppets, or muppets?
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
A pair of arseholes.
Crude, yes. Accurate, well.....
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
Empty head.
A sad state of affairs, getting worse by the day.
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
The ship of fools.
When you need something more than subtle persuasion
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
No kidding!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk :)
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
The empty glass replied "your full of it".
I couldn't find a photo of the SCOTUS with ACB, so I fixed this one.
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
Shifty looking bunch.
You dirty-minded so and so! 😂
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
Not wrong just different.
BREAKING! Biden May RESUME BORDER WALL Construction to STOP Border CRISIS [youtube.
guru comments on Apr 7, 2021:
Old flip flop at it again.
Haha.... Please tell me it's the thought that counts....
guru comments on Apr 6, 2021:
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.
If I only had a...
guru comments on Apr 6, 2021:
Anyway.
Alu, Alu laukaR! Beer, Beer OnionS! Was a battle cry of the tribes of HeiðmÇ«rk.
guru comments on Apr 6, 2021:
I guess they preferred beer to mushrooms.
So relatable, it's embarrassing!!
guru comments on Apr 5, 2021:
That really Bugs me too.
Who can relate?
guru comments on Apr 5, 2021:
Hand sanitizer.
Accurate 🤡
guru comments on Apr 5, 2021:
Cuomo could fix that.
I hope I don't crash the system lol
guru comments on Apr 5, 2021:
You poor bastard.
"Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.
guru comments on Apr 5, 2021:
Forward they cried from the rear and the front rank died.
Do you know what this is?
guru comments on Apr 4, 2021:
I thought it was a thermos but I have seen vacuums like that.
"Wake early if you want another man's life or land.
guru comments on Apr 4, 2021:
The early bird catches the worm.
In 585 BC a solar eclipse so terrified the Medians and Lydians that they forgot about the vicious ...
guru comments on Apr 4, 2021:
The 585 B.C. eclipse was the first known to be predicted.
That Golden Girl? :)
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
Priceless.
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows :)
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
He's been shocked so many times that he no longer looks surprised.
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for his Easter Break.
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
That joke should, get to the chopper.
If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
That's a tall order.
The bizarre behavior of rotating bodies, and the associated (paranoid but incorrect) Soviet fears ...
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
So no need to flip out, that's good.
I’d pay to watch that
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
That might be Catastrophic.
Mugshots of the Antifa members arrested in Portland, 13/20 are teachers. Imagine that?
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
That's fucked up.
Weakness is not a leadership quality.
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
Biden getting sniffed out for a change.
That should get more support than anything Biden has proposed.
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
Cuckcounty.
Frigg is the highest ranking of the Norse goddesses.
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
Friday on my mind.
It's either one or the other.
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
The ruler of the netherworld in Norse mythology (called Helheim) was "Hel", who was the daughter of ...
guru comments on Apr 3, 2021:
You would want to stay on her good side.
Every time he looks back on that moment he's going to think "Thanks for the mammary (memory)". 😂
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
The rubber thongs are a give away.
Back to normal tomorrow, people!
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
Truth.
I will respect them and use their chosen pronouns, "Someone hand me the .45 drill."
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
Sounds reasonable.
The perfect answer. 😂
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
Smart chook.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
You stupid woman! Can't you see I'm trying to donate clothes to those poor unfortunate girls.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
Vaporous subterfuge.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
guru comments on Apr 2, 2021:
Well that's just batty.
Norse Earl of Orkney, Sigurd Eysteinsson or Sigurd the Mighty (reigned 875-892), was killed by a ...
guru comments on Apr 1, 2021:
He who laughs last laughs the loudest.
We do things a bit different here....
guru comments on Apr 1, 2021:
What branch of the family lives there?
When i lost my daughter we had to go to berievement classes this song came up, i still shed a tear ...
guru comments on Apr 1, 2021:
Sorry for your loss my friend.
I haven't tried this myself, but it does seem plausible. Norse proverbs are the best.
guru comments on Mar 31, 2021:
That would work.
My spy cam has some bugs
guru comments on Mar 30, 2021:
Jiminy Cricket your right.
This world is so unfair.
guru comments on Mar 30, 2021:
RIP
The majority of Viking men were farmers.
guru comments on Mar 30, 2021:
I never would have thought that. Interesting.
Sympton: Chameleon having trouble changing ...
guru comments on Mar 30, 2021:
That's hard to follow.
Norse mythology doesn't split into good and evil.
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
Out of Chaos comes Order.
A Suez joke delivered as expected
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
I was so seasick that I asked the captain to heave too.
Did someone say cactus?
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
Green new deal.
a few of you might also enjoy Dido so white flag [youtube.com]
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
Sweet voice.
Victoria govt accused of 'hiding' gang violence because of 'political correctness' [youtube.com]
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
They can't say Sudanese gangs.
Overconfidence shot down Part 3 Correcting an author 😂
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
I will bow to your demands and fetch your bow so you may shoot from the bow but beware the cradle, ask the Bosun.
Well, the symattry is gone, fuck my autism
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
That car has gone awol.
Spoiler alert
guru comments on Mar 29, 2021:
He's gonna high tail it outta there.
WARNING this is not even close to SFW but it's funny as fugg, may i present Florida Woman ...
guru comments on Mar 28, 2021:
Well you don't see that every day.
prison head is angry at you
guru comments on Mar 27, 2021:
No no no, after you.
So, Pluto caused autism... 😂
guru comments on Mar 26, 2021:
That's really out there.
Every.Single.Night.
guru comments on Mar 26, 2021:
That pans out.
Looks like another accurate prediction.
guru comments on Mar 25, 2021:
He predicted Obama also.
Nose-only COVID masks. Are they serious? 😆 Watch the video here. [twitter.com]
guru comments on Mar 24, 2021:
Just needs the Groucho mustache.
Robotism: discrimination against robots 😂
guru comments on Mar 24, 2021:
Machinist.
I think that's called "suicide"....
guru comments on Mar 24, 2021:
What a mistake,a to make,a.
It's only a crime if they do it, right Liz?
guru comments on Mar 24, 2021:
She's such a fake.

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