Blind date! ....Sorry. 😂

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Outstanding!

Is That German Style??

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

That's tongue in cheek.

😯😦🤣 LMFAO!

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Well that's a boner.

DEMOCRAT SHOCK! Poll Finds PELOSI Most UNPOPULAR Politician in the Nation [youtube.

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

She buys it.

Biden's pick for civil rights head peddled the Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax- [thefederalist.com]

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

That figures.

A good supplement. 😂

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Vitamin A then.

AOC - The only waitress who brings nothing to the table.

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Just brings the bill.

awwwwwwwwwwwww the suffering [youtu.be]

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Irrelevant sap.

i thought money was no object!

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

What a mistaka to maka.

Puppet Show!

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Bunch of Humpty Dumpties.

Fact Check: True!

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Bah bah black sheep, all the rest are fools. Yes sir, yes sir, just a mob of tools.

The real reason evolution started....

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Goodbye fishwife.

In honor to all Women with or without a “P”..

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

But he does thus every month.

What’s next..?

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Prince Precious!! Pictured here with Flesh Gorden, Dale Ardor and Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.

Please don’t argue with me. This is science.

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Duncin agrees.

I wonder if anyone has ever laughed at mine

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Neandertallica.

Granny’s coming over; and she’s pissed...

guru comments on Mar 9, 2021:

007

What Happened??

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Tap the keg.

Warning! Dad joke! 🤣

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

You don't have to be a medium to work that out.

Creepy Joe Biden is Pepe LePew. joebiden pepelepew creepyjoe pedojoe metoo

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

What a world.

Biden Got Lost...

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Too much information.

Pedophile? C'mon man, he's just a consumer of young talent.

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Biden go sniff, corn pop go biff.

Karen couldn't think of a single reason why men who identify as women shouldn't compete in women's ...

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

C'mon man.

Your aunt is literally the Vice President of the United States; ask her!

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Ask the guffaw whore.

It wasn't me.

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

That's one ugly son of a bitch and the predator is not much better.

Caption this:

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

They have no dick and one ball.

In memory of a good friend who on March 3rd 2007 was killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq.

guru comments on Mar 8, 2021:

R.I.P.

Have you had a good laugh lately? It's so important. ☺️

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

And you can't see through the tears or catch your breath. "I'm dying here" could be literal.

NewsWise: Hubble, Hubble, toil and trouble.

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Very interesting.

I might have mentioned before that i used to be a bouncer at some sketchy places but 14th street ...

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

We love to put the healin too.

Yeah, don't wanna hit THAT wall

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Welcome children, all are welcome.

yOU BETTER listen to her you shitlords

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Purrfect.

The past stinks: New York Times calls out Pepe Le Pew for normalizing rape culture- [redstate.com]

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Idiots.

Oh Dr Seuss

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Deliver all swabs to Joe for sniffanalis.

Woo hoo free groceries

guru comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Biden and Harris end game.

I can do that. A piece of cake. 😁

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

This is fractionally interesting.

Oh Joe, the Kamala Krypton...

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

He would have to improve to achieve stupid.

President Trump

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Biden lives in the twilight zone.

One of the best moments I have.

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Makes me happy just thinking about it.

some bike on bike action here

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

The one one the bottom is exhausted.

This point seems lost on about half the country.

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Biden is just a mouthpiece.

I wouldn't rule it out.

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Wouldn't be surprised at all.

Polly better get a fuggin cracker

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

This is cutting edge photography.

The thumbnail looks worse

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Hot dog looking for a burger.

Get the fuck out of my bowl

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Green eggs but no ham.

Dog toast...

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Alas poor crusty.

One should always be ever vigilant

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

I'll stick with the evil stairs.

I was gonna post this in one of our joke groups but I figured I would have a better chance of ...

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Great hair.

Snacks for everyone (almost)

guru comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Looks like a bull.

He's got one?

guru comments on Mar 5, 2021:

A void is a void, no changing that.

Canceled! 🤣

guru comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Joe blow.

Oldie, but still makes me lol

guru comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Obomber bombs out.

Another oldie, that never gets old...

guru comments on Mar 4, 2021:

A prickly pair? No just a pair of pricks.

Lord Fauci has spoken

guru comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I thought sniffing boxes was Joe's job.

They really approved this [twitter.com]

guru comments on Mar 3, 2021:

This is a poor move come to think of it.

Not over here not over there, not in a house not with a mouse.....

guru comments on Mar 3, 2021:

See also, "Probe Uranus, a planetary guide".

The CANCELLING of Dr.

guru comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I hear that Dr. Seuss books are selling better now.

COCKWOMBLE - Salute the Scottish for their English.

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Also Blaggard.

CNN's Chris Cuomo BLASTED For Refusing to Cover Brother Andrew’s Harassment Scandal ...

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

They could do a double act, one could throw a stick and the other fetch it.

Wikipedia SLAMMED for Leftist Bias as Co Founder LAUNCHES Alternative Free Speech Site ...

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Wikipedia has a lot of propaganda and false information.

When you’re driving but you can’t see that well

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Well, do drop in.

Dad joke! BTW, how many digits of Pi do you know off the top of your head? No cheating! 😆

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

So there's enough pie for everyone then.

Post Malone and Britney Spears mashup 🤣 Fancy a mug?

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Mugshot!

Eating is so complicated!

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Luckily he has no meat either.

Green Eggs and Be Less White. drseuss cancelculture censorship books belesswhite

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Or she could read "Spuds in your garden" by Dick Taiter.

As is, best offer...

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

She's of her trolley.

Must be after the Road Runner

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Heading for the lost and found bureau.

I’ll only say this once. You understand Billy?

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Listen very carefully.

Who let the dawgs out? 🐕🐕🐕

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

MeatBalls for dinner again!

Never heard of them 😂

guru comments on Mar 2, 2021:

After your time?

Brad Upton puts together a great set in reply to the "OK boomer" phenomenon. [youtu.be]

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Awesome.

Biden Voters FLIP as Portland Leftists RIOT Over Policies [youtube.

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

They say Portland was a nice place once.

On the contrary, their weapons are SOUND! 😂

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

"Weapons are sound". Excellent. I heard that!

Allan: Point the way to the Military Intelligence and Business Ethics exhibits, please.

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

That's horribly funny.

Doh! He blew it! 😂

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

What a fool, ya wouldn't read about it!

On the contrary, their weapons are SOUND! 😂

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Yes some of them look arm less.

Never thought commas could look so sexy. 😂

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Comma to thinka it that isa sexy.

I guess he was just looking for his buddy

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Hitler humor! LOL

University Suspends Student for Saying "A Man is a Man" and "A Woman is a Woman" | Todd Starnes - ...

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Ridiculous world.

No, CPAC's stage layout wasn't a secret Nazi symbol, and it's an offensive claim with zero evidence-...

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

The left are truly insane.

Newsom CAUGHT AGAIN Violating His Own COVID Orders as Cuomo On Verge of COLLAPSE [youtube.

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Cuomo belongs in jail.

Great guy

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Are you picking up what I'm puttin' down.

5-minute juggling routine.

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Brilliant.

These people hate themselves at our expense

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

They might like it in China.

America last

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Death over birth.

Demon woman

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Witch!

Trust me....

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

It drained me just looking at this.

No lies detected... Still, it's a dad joke! 😆

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Hit me in the nuts with that one.

Even Creepy Joe knows...

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Smells like old gym socks.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

After that it's on welfare.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

guru comments on Mar 1, 2021:

They are all bent.

Well, this is hard!

guru comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Is one still alive?

It's all yours Simba

guru comments on Feb 28, 2021:

And I ain't lion.

Did a slight bit of dirt biking in my youth, this was a very good day

guru comments on Feb 28, 2021:

That's mad!!

Are you old enough to remember these things happening back then?

guru comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Here's to a better future.

Seriously WTF Dude?

guru comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Prostate exam.

a really goood knife should be added

guru comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Or a hammer.

I would be (rightly) banished from here if i did not post American Pie Well,bye bye [youtube.com]

guru comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Classic.

Umm mom? do we have an understanding?

guru comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Creepy.

Well, that happened

guru comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Big George.