Days w/o sleep on Slug? Just routine

guru comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Not in inches.

I dub thee Sir Lambsalot, first Sheep of the realm

guru comments on Feb 1, 2021:

So that's what fur balls look like.

It's Friday night and we're looking for bitches

guru comments on Feb 1, 2021:

And we have thermal imaging on board.

oK, actually seen worse in these days of chinkflu

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Just another bagman.

glass coffins? Will they be popular? Remains to be seen.

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

They might be a pane to make.

Let's see what else Biden does. After all 80 million say he is better than Trump.

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Plainly they are trying to destroy America.

OK, some face swaps are funny, this shit is just wrong, so, of course I'd post it

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Looks like the rock.

Yeah, they're probably ripe by now

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Had enough of hangin' around, we're splittin'.

It's a sunny day, let's take our mouse out for a walk

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Kids are awesome.

Not sure if attracted or not...

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Heavy duty mask?

WEll, she's off to a great start

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

The guy in the middle is innocent.

Well, okay but it IS Florida man...

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Harris might be happy.

I dub thee Sir Lambsalot, first Sheep of the realm

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

On behalf of the Queen of Barbados.

Not a bad idea actually

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Good practice for shooting over tall people in front of you.

We're about to get snow-bombed here in NYC so a little inspiration is welcome

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

That's very well done.

well, there goes 25 % of your income

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

The audacity of putting a smiley after that.

Well, he likes his dolly, no arguements here

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Is that a short nose horse? I can barely tell from here.

The Boss Pigeon has arrived

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Flew into power with a coup.

Dog? What dog?

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Shagged out.

This bridge actually exists in Japan. 😆

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Fart a footpath.

Wow! Bernie is the man of the moment. Would you eat him?

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Very skilled.

Your next oil change is on us...

guru comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Your house is on fire! Just kidding step this way.

Well, that store is aptly named

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

That's next door to Tired Pussy Renovations.

Yeah, I'm not gonna interrupt them

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

You put your left foot in.....

Well. Okay, he tried

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

His ancestors might have been pirates.

Well, fugg, one could have relocated the fucking clock for an hour and thrn put it back after laying...

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Lets do the time warp again.

Simplicity (If real)

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Brilliant.

Looks scary but quite clever, Mom can take her 15 min nap

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

The baby is looking into her "eyes" so it works.

Yeah, I ain't complaining anymore

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

When they play golf they always get a hole in one.

This might be true, I dunno

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

That's a bit of a stretch.

Dumb celeb joke

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

That's flattery really.

Really? We're about to mash eachothers faces/internal organs in and we have to wear Fauci masls?

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Put Fauci in the ring, I'd pay to see that.

Dumb cat joke

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

You know the thing.

That's just the way it goes

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

From Chinese designer Won Hung Lo.

Yo Sara! What kinda ice cream you got?

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Barely any now.

Yeah, it was a fun day friend

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

That's one happy dog.

Strange options just opened up

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Took me a really long time to get this. lol

Beware! Another Superhero arises from the depths of off ilscencingville! Behold It's ...

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Looks more like Zorro.

Smart.....

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Some don't come back.

Well, it was pretty bad

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

O.k. I got your message.

Not that Iron man

guru comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Ironic!

Used to work in a bank in Manhattan , we had a vault in the basement, don't even think of getting ...

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

No bull!

Gotta say this is an old one that just crossed my timeline aknew, kinda quaint in retro or is it ...

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Now that's interesting. Can't match that!

Tubs got attitude

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Gold.

Kinda know the feeling

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

I see another pussy there.

"It's just common sense" Dr Fauci advises us regarding Thanksgiving 2021

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Invest in "Fauci Prophylactics" Just sayin"

Yeah, we know, he gets up there all the time

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

And stop hounding me.

It was inevitable, may I present the "Baby Yodatini"

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

A teacher Yoda is,Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.

Might be a re-post, anyway ...Almost Home

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Looks like a crowning achievement.

Teach me, Sensai

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Join me on my web page, @irrelevance.com

And NowMy Intergalactic friends....we bring you season 2021....Earth...

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Pass the corn pop.

OK marketing but 500$, I'd probably lowball the price a bit

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Green new deals are pricey.

RINO Liz Cheney IMPLODES to 13% Support as Trump Vows GOP Will WIN Congress in 2022 [youtube.

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Some more good news. Excellent.

Whoever designed this slide was really on the ball. Talk about a brain fart lol

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

The thought of that brings tears to my eyes.

We grew together over the years

guru comments on Jan 29, 2021:

Would you believe it.

DEM NIGHTMARE! Impeachment BACKFIRING as Trump RISES to 2024 FRONTRUNNER [youtube.

guru comments on Jan 28, 2021:

The green new deal was pretty ridiculous.

HUGE WIN! Court BLOCKS Migrant Deportation Moratorium as Biden Supporters Turn on Him ...

guru comments on Jan 28, 2021:

Some good news for a change.

Impeachment is Officially DEAD ON ARRIVAL as MAJORITY of GOP Voters Like Patriot Party ...

guru comments on Jan 27, 2021:

Great show as always.

Some good news imo [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 27, 2021:

What goes around comes around.LOL.

MyPillow’s Mike Lindell Permanently Banned from Twitter Staunch Trump ally and CEO of ...

guru comments on Jan 26, 2021:

The purge continues.

Even in Australia the cucks thinks they should have a say so on US soil ? [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 26, 2021:

Yes there are idiot fuckwits everywhere, It's a world wide problem for sure.

Who is the highest paid employee in the federal government?

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

It pays to be a criminal.

This post is pure poultry in motion 🐔🐔🐔

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

An omelette smorgasbord.

Not Guilty!

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

They should get barred.

Murder Rates SURGE Across the Nation as Democrat Controlled Cities IMPLODE [youtube.

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

No link here:)

Happy Australia Day to all the Aussies

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Thank you and happy Australia day everyone.

🤣🤣🤣 Libs won’t get it.

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Spores,floors,doors and ......

This insane order was one of Biden's DAY 1 priority?

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

He will sign anything he's told to.

Hello, Dad? Yeah this guy cut me off and there was all this traffic and shit...

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Looks like he tried to pole dance.

Unfortunate logo placement

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

She can handle it.

Gonna eat some fruit and veggies tonight

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Mouth watering delight.

My plan for world domination continues...

guru comments on Jan 25, 2021:

Ah, The Shadow.

Truly quite interesting but in 3 seconds i'm gonna eat your face

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Om.

Stylish right? yeah I picked them up at last nights BLM riot

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Nike?

Japs win on presentation

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

That would be bearly edible.

Kinda true

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Give em' time.

Ok, that's enough internet for a bit

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

You are the light of my life.

Yeah, I knew her about 20 thousand years ago, the kid ain't mine, Venus got around

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Keep weighting.

Gee, Dad, when I grow up I'm gonna be just like you

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Me, Mom and Dad.

Apple of the damned

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Thanks for the belly laugh.

What are you looking at, Buster?

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Sorry, I thought it was an orgy.

Island people problems

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Oh balls.

Four for five dollars

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Sweet.

Well, you didn't answer the fuggin doorbell

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Adorabell.

Ewwww, Spiderman was drunk and horny last night

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

A web of secrete.

All too often

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

I've seen someone do that.

Just a dumb face swap

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Thanks for the heads up!

Yeah, gonna take a pass on this one

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

The potato coup by pussy/dictator.

Not quite time to eat that black pill yet Sluggers are STRONG

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Never give in.

Cinderella merely had to mop the floors, 2021 counterpart:

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Sunny side up.

Form of Beatle!

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

I know what he's praying for.

Too late, caught you on camera , Oh he's fucked

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

What the cat saw.

Yeah, no, not signing up

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

That's for people who are just blowin' through.

Sadly, domestic abuse incurred

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

He's been sacked.

Just imagine every time it's time to fill up and you see this

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

She is a nightmare.

Well, I have had a sip or ten of pepper vodka but let's go other veggies

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

French fries are chips, just sayin'.

Not a big "foot" guy here but something is wonky here

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Yes something is afoot.

When people move out it's interesting to see the treasures they left behind

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Maybe he could socket to her?

The civilized world's bumper sticker

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

Just Biden our time.

When people move out it's interesting to see the treasures they left behind

guru comments on Jan 24, 2021:

A couple of harmless dummies.