BREAKING: Explosions in D.C. reported.
FBI switchboards were flooded with calls reporting explosions being heard all over Washington D.C. Thankfully after an investigation it was discovered the explosions were the sound of Democrats head's exploding after the Mueller Report found no evidence of any Trump/Russian Collusion.
Now they will merely cling to congressional investigations and subpoenas as well as those by various states attorneys general. Their faith is strong but in the wrong things