During the Kavanaugh Hearings the state of political discourse seemed more like a game of Magic The Gathering.

Conservative: I tap cards for Personal History and Common Sense. Then I play the Credibility card.

Liberal: I play the Incredibly Credible card without tapping any corroboration cards.

Conservative: I tap the What the Hell card.

Liberal: I don't tap anything then I play the Race Card.

Conservative: But that card has no effect in these circumstances!

Liberal: I play the Race Card twice more!

Conservative: I tap a Constitution card and play the Originalist card.

Liberal: I tap 3.5 Decades cards and then play the Rape Culture and Baseless Accusations card.

Conservative: I play the Examine Facts card.

Liberal: I play the Negate Presumption of Innocence card.

Conservative: There is no such card!

Liberal: I play the Job Application card.

Conservative: That does not negate Presumption of Innocence. It is fundamental to the game... to all games.

Liberal: I play the Race Card and the All White Men are Evil card.

Conservative: I play the Look In the Mirror You Hypocrite card.

Liberal: The Hypocrisy card does not affect me.
I play the Not Limited by Time or Space Race Card.

Conservative: How many freaking race cards are in your deck?!