I just thought of a great way to make money. I'm going to open an Online "Liberal Trade School" to teach "Social Mechanics!" These fools err students wouldn't mind another student loan debt. After all they won't be able to get jobs with their degree in Latin American Transgender Dance Therapy studies. Trade school often comes next. For $10 grand a pop They can learn to do things like...

Check your "Gender Fluid Levels"

Do a rear end alignment on ones forward perspective.

Repair a broken "Tranny"

Plug deflated liberal egos and refill them with hot air.

Retread and mount tired calls of racism.

When a liberal head explodes they learn how to replace the gasket.

We can call it "Trade Up and Move On .org"

I'm going to be rich!

Just never let them try to tighten your nuts!