This little gem circulated around the web recently. It speaks for itself, and all I can add to it is LOL!!
(republished from [mindmuser.com] )
Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:
ATD– At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW– Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM– Covered by Medicare
CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
DWI– Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL– Living on Lipitor
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TOT– Texting on Toilet
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)