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This little gem circulated around the web recently. It speaks for itself, and all I can add to it is LOL!!
(republished from [mindmuser.com] )

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

ATD– At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friends Funeral

BTW– Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM– Covered by Medicare

CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

DWI– Driving While Incontinent

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL– Living on Lipitor

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

TOT– Texting on Toilet

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

Ericrmusing 7 Apr 18
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HGBM was a good one...

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