This is a joyful season for Christians, one in which we celebrate the Light of the World entering history to redeem our souls and light the way for us. But there are others who have nothing to celebrate during this holiday season. They are Woke, and their mission is to burn to the ground all of traditional Christian culture. That is not a happy mission.

Still, during this time of Christmas Carols, it seems sad that such people have nothing to sing. That is so very sad. I have addressed this deficiency. Of course, I have not created new music to go along with new lyrics. I have followed Woke Hollywood’s example. Woke studios, such as Disney, do not really create anymore. Instead, during the Season of Wokeness through which we all have suffered these past years, they have used existing and beloved entertainment franchises, sucked the very life from them, then used the empty husks to preach their tedious “Woke” ideological messages. Not being able to create original and compelling movie entertainment on their own, they have hoped to persuade people to embrace their social views by filling the husks of traditionally loved cinematic stories with propaganda.

The result? From Star Trek to LOTR to Indiana Jones to Toy Story to Star Wars to Dr. Who to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, they have done the seemingly impossible. They have turned beloved and highly profitable entertainment into preachy, boring, and repulsive cinematic screeds that lack interesting plots, adult dialogue, compelling story arcs, and literary inspiration. In addition, they have proved that the business model, at least for entertainment, does not have to appeal to a wide audience or even have to be profitable. In fact, potential customers can even be attacked as bigots and racists should they refuse to spend their money on unentertaining movies that push an ideology. That the studios responsible bleed tens of millions in red ink seems only a side issue. This is quite an accomplishment—one that should be celebrated in song.

So, I have taken a well-known holiday song, sucked the very life from it, filled its desiccated husk with the very Spirit of Wokeness, and now offer it--free of charge--to SJWs everywhere to sing on TikTok. I have entitled it, The Wokeness Song. Those diverse people who have been—up to now--songless will, at last, enjoy the equity of having something to sing during the holidays. Enjoy!

The Wokeness Song
(To the tune of The Christmas Song)

Blue Hairs typing out divisive tweets;

“Virtue Signaling” everywhere.

Bigots, we’re told, don’t buy Woke movie seats.

Take care what posts you choose to share.

Everybody knows that YouTube’s looking out for you;

There's so much that you shouldn’t know.

Freedom of speech will just misinform you.

What Big Tech says—just say it’s so.

We know the FBI is on its way.

Those protesting CRT, cart them away.

And Pro-Lifers, should they be found,

We’ll trust that Feds will surely punch them to the ground.

And so, we caution with imperatives,

For those not Woke--and that means you!

If you should offend—any time, any ways,

Then the Woke Mob will cancel you.

Yes, the Woke Mob will cancel you.