Dear white Americans: You’re not racist about guns. You’re worse.

A black professor has a few words aimed at you foul loser White people. Listen to your superior, you foul evil Whites who are destined to be round up and forced to behave!!! Whatever it takes to rid the USA citizenry of every firearm will make this black professor and his ilk safe forever. No more crime!!! Safety!!!! Heaven on Earth!!!!

Safe, safe at last. Murder gone forever!!!! Surely it will be a black man guiding us into a new Golden Age of peace and prosperity!!! Maybe we can start shutting down prisons!!!!!

"Dear white Americans,

I come before you with bowed head, heavy heart, and a long-overdue apology.

I’m sorry for doubting you, for wrongly assuming you were turning a blind eye to gun violence, outside of offering up thoughts and prayers after every high-profile shooting, because it was disproportionately hurting people who wear dark skin like I do.

I was wrong. I know now your indifference had nothing, or very little, to do with race. You just don’t care, or more charitably, you care more about a cartoonish version of the Second Amendment, one that has convinced the majority of the residents of the most-prosperous nation Earth has ever known that tens of thousands of bullet-riddled bodies every year – in the form of murder and homicide and suicide and preventable accidents – is a reasonable price for our freedom."

[yahoo.com]