Define "God".

Provide a human soul users manual.....oops...it has already been done.....its called the Holy Bible.

Would seem rather pointless to me. When you give a child everything it wants it learns nothing other than wanting more for as little effort as possible.

Stay on the plan as written. Who’s smarter than God?

In NZ at least Push the reboot button. - Corrupt data.... Reboot!!!

I can't even keep my kitchen clean. Thank God I'm not God.

I would carefully guide a massive amount of civilizations across the universe so that they reach relative technological parity by the time they contact each other and then watch as war consumes existence. Depending on how that goes, make faster than light travel a bit easier or harder on subsequent runs. Alternatively if one civilization wins enough, unleash demons and angels on them. Really make them earn that top spot. Then fuck off and leave that shinny throne for the taking. If Humanity happens to get the throne of heaven, then well done.

I, God, would simple blow you all to kingdom come and sort the lot out. I heard it was the suggestions of a good many US Marines.

I'm a wife, mother, grandmother and mother in law.....to them I am mrs god

I got double points it's like theft!!!