What's the best example of ironic illiteracy you've ever heard.
A loudmouth drunkard I worked with once embarrassed a guy shouting out the window of the van, the guy was visibly repulsed by the obnoxious cunt I worked with and stuttered...'who, what, yeah no I'm fine' ( not verbatim ).
The manlet I worked with then turned and said, in all earnest....
"That cunt wants to get a dictionary, so he can get some fucking words in his mouth!".
I shit you not.