During the Kavanaugh Hearings the state of political discourse seemed more like a game of Magic The Gathering.
Conservative: I tap cards for Personal History and Common Sense. Then I play the Credibility card.
Liberal: I play the Incredibly Credible card without tapping any corroboration cards.
Conservative: I tap the What the Hell card.
Liberal: I don't tap anything then I play the Race Card.
Conservative: But that card has no effect in these circumstances!
Liberal: I play the Race Card twice more!
Conservative: I tap a Constitution card and play the Originalist card.
Liberal: I tap 3.5 Decades cards and then play the Rape Culture and Baseless Accusations card.
Conservative: I play the Examine Facts card.
Liberal: I play the Negate Presumption of Innocence card.
Conservative: There is no such card!
Liberal: I play the Job Application card.
Conservative: That does not negate Presumption of Innocence. It is fundamental to the game... to all games.
Liberal: I play the Race Card and the All White Men are Evil card.
Conservative: I play the Look In the Mirror You Hypocrite card.
Liberal: The Hypocrisy card does not affect me.
I play the Not Limited by Time or Space Race Card.
Conservative: How many freaking race cards are in your deck?!
There needs to be a "Democrats are evil clowns" card...
She played the Indelible apparently doesn't mean what you think it means card.