The media is defending Biden saying that he is a "Tactile Politician." Somewhere Al Franken is saying,"Dammmmmittttt! I should have used the Tactile Politician Tactic."

So aren't they all Tactile Politicians? Some have one hand on your neck but they all have a hand in your wallet.

The real question: Is Gropin' Joe an Erectile Politician? Cause he seems kinda like a dick... but then again that doesn't especially distinguish him from most politicians.

My first response to the media's assertion that Biden is simply a Tactile Politician was... BWHAHAHAhahahaha!

So... he's just a touchy feely or touchy gropey kinda guy. Nothin' wrong with that.

Those creeped-out looks on the faces of women having their hair inhaled are just because they aren't culturally enlightened enough to understand the way that Biden expresses his feelings. (That and because they were creeped-out.)

Biden has also changed his core message. We have to Change (the creepy) White Man's Culture.

Biden is a multifaceted kinda guy, he's not just a Tactile Politician he's an Olfactory Politician. Joe just wants to sniff your hair, then perhaps later mark your territory.

So... are there other Sensory Politicians aligned with other senses?
Are there Gustatory Politicians that express their gentlest sentiments by tasting their constituents?

Unfortunately there don't seem to be any truly Auditory Politicians... so far they all seem to be Selectively Deaf.

I think we've already seen our share of Sixth Sense Politicians. You know... they see Dead People and get them to vote democrat.

I believe Simon and Garfunkel said it best when they almost sang, “Where have you gone Joe Di-grope-io? Our nation turns its nervous eyes to you… wu-wu-wu. What’s that you say? Gropin’ Joe has left and gone away… hey hey hey.”