I have decided to become a leftist, as life is much simpler on the political left. Not only does everyone but those damned Nazis agree with you, once you are on the left, but so too all the rules are easier to live by. Consider for example that on the right, there are Ten Commandments. Who can keep track of so many?!? On the left, there are only Two Commandments:
Thou oweth what the IRS sayeth, and
Thou doeth as thou are toldeth.
Is good to have a sense of humor as the political Left Nazi Commies haul you off to your concentration camps to suffer social justice cruel deaths to save the world from your global warming over populated human farts which are even worse than the extinct cows they also exterminated which farted so much.
That sounds as sincere as Obama did when he was telling us he was going to have the "most transparent administration ever".
There are 1.5 million statutes in the Leftist commandments