I'm recovering from surgery and felt bored so I decided that I'd come here. Swollen and numb face, stuffy and bloody nose, can't chew anything for 6 weeks, and theres this weird feeling in a vein in my right hand that I can only guess to be a blood clot caused by an IV.
In 6 weeks, though, all of this will just be another story I have under my belt to tell whenever appropriate. #brightside
...Best to you. Also, trusting you didn’t “pull a Smollet” that went bad...