Also build up a personal strategic weapons reserve. Pistols on your person. Rifles in the car and house. A tank and an F-16 on the lawn. An fleet of combat drones commanded by your kids.

Your kids are better at commanding drones than you are. They can kick your ass in League of Legends. Give your kids combat drones for Christmas. The best home defense is a dog and a kid with a combat drone. Come the war, your kids will take care of the air war. Parents should worry about carrying the big guns.

Have a wine cellar and an ammunition cellar.