An increasing number of current and former CEOs have issued warnings about an increase in retail thefts across the United States, which could trigger higher prices and cause locations to close.-
[zerohedge.com]
Which would then lead to the next step -- parachuting all of the CEOs. With or without a parachute. Golden or otherwise.
Prancing about with your virtue signaling crappola is OK with stockholders so long as their value is no visibly hurt. Cross that line, tho, and you won't see the knife that slides into your back.