After three grocery stores, I finally found some fruit-cake . I had to drive all the way to the Dictionary Hill Albertsons .
A small black lady complimented my legs . I thanked her for the compliment and continued to the store .
I will hate myself later if it turns out that she was " down to funk ". I am a tall and pale slenderman who is bad at detecting cues . I am sleepy and her rapid fire words of kindness surprised me . I am optimistic about the future .
Damn, dude. Drove all over the place just so you could break someone's heart with a fruit cake for Christmas?
Pretty much . I chose cakes over hearts .