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After three grocery stores, I finally found some fruit-cake . I had to drive all the way to the Dictionary Hill Albertsons .

A small black lady complimented my legs . I thanked her for the compliment and continued to the store .

I will hate myself later if it turns out that she was " down to funk ". I am a tall and pale slenderman who is bad at detecting cues . I am sleepy and her rapid fire words of kindness surprised me . I am optimistic about the future .

Mikewee777 7 Dec 20
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Damn, dude. Drove all over the place just so you could break someone's heart with a fruit cake for Christmas? 🙂

Pretty much . I chose cakes over hearts .

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I tried to discuss this on #Craigslist but they flagged me for alleged hate speech .

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