I have no teeth, but I still eat meat. I'm transcendental!
Or is that Trans-sans-dental?
Either way, it's funny.
I have no children so I am identifying as Transparent.
Ah, the King has no clothes.....
I'm olive iol but I identify as Lard making me a Trans-Fat
I am an under powered sedan but I identify as a 1970 Pontiac sports car, I am a Trans-Am.....