Email sent to penny-arcade . I am responding to this comic [penny-arcade.com] . I do not know you but you are probably a better person because you do not allow male critics like me to demoralize you with their criticism . You just get litigious like Nintendo does whenever a software developer tries to make fan fiction based on their copyrighted content. Which is why you will never search for " Penny arcade " on this website [badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com] . I understand that the free market has rewarded you for generating sub-par comics for most of your life (and those comics have inspired even worse comics ) but my opinion is invalidated by the fact that I have drawn far worse for even less money (and also because I am too stupid to figure out how to even turn my youtube traffic of poorly made videos into free internet money ). It is not your job to help me. I would be too proud to ask for help anyway. Besides, you are not interested in helping. I have heard this enough times from equally narcissistic women who pretend to help by saying : " You are so attractive to some other woman and you will find her someday ".

With that out of the way, let me try to get to my point :
I am not sure if this is a victory you have claimed against the A.I. algorithm or some unholy abomination you forced in as a " ghost in the machine " but I am offended in either scenario . You sold out a long time ago and there is no soul left to steal from your best comics ( You even joked about it in a few of your fundraisers). I am convinced that you will continue to sneak in more LOAB nonsense (just to spite my complaints) just like these people : the anonymous NEO-NAZI named Stonetoss who hides the red letter "A" in all of his comics , The center right reactionary named Tatsuya Ishida who hides a blood stained T below stolen song lyrics at the far right corner of his comics ; the allegedly not dead CTRL-ALT-DEL artist who is named after a more talented corpse who poisons every comment section with P.R. bots who ask : " Is this Loss ?". Oh wow, there are even more trademarked artists out there just like you ! We have people like Christopher Torres of PRGUITARMAN got away with warping the original meanings of his dead characters so far beyond whatever they originally stood for that they have been reduced to low resolution Garfield window accessories (Even NAZIs are too embarrassed to claim them as their own ). You know what ? K.C. Green would probably shrug and suggest that : " this is fine ". Fine or not : Art is art , am I right ? Who do I think I am ? That auction appraiser is correct in over pricing anything that was pooped on that canvas.

I know that you will misinterpret everything I say here and respond with " Oh, there is still time to undo the damage done ". If you have seen the brain melting sewer slide themed animation called " Paranoia Agent ", then you know that it is probably too late. The Orange man is still out there and even more equally sheltered fascists are ready to take his place on the throne of poop. I do not know if you have done any activism over this but I thank you for your service . I will say this again at the end of this message but you made more progress than I did in trying to bring order to this chaos.

My hopes and dreams do not matter in the grand scheme of things. The government only wants two things out of me : tax revenue and a warm body they can fling to the war machine . I was the idiot who tried to join the ARMY within a few years after the 2001 terrorist attacks while I was fresh out of high school (Obviously, I failed boot camp and now I just get paid to stand outside in a cold alley for minimum wage ). Those tax-free tent revival psychos convinced me that I could save the world from random religious idiots but the biggest enemy to intelligence was my willingness to trust those sociopathic demagogues who would pretend to care in the first place . I was the religious idiot they were trying to kill through other religious idiots in that anti-human war machine in the first place . I am sorry to be the one to tell you this but God is not real : Anybody who was responsible for the disaster of your childhood is either dying or dead and nobody else is crying over it. We are all just undocumented collateral damage who would like to filter out the noise . I would recommend RationalWiki or the Skeptics Annotated Bible but just like the bad orange man , you probably hate reading by now ( Despite the large library of top secret documents located next to your fart stained gold plated toilet ). I am just a shrieking poop factory who is throwing a immature tantrum.

In conclusion : it is not your fault . You tried and you made it much further than I did before you hit that part of the game that unraveled into a glitchy mess that even the most refined "adventure time" blocks could not pass through . You probably skipped to this paragraph first and I am OK with that. At least you sent somebody to read any of this in 2024.

[( Message from Michael Dimitri Richard of San Diego California 92114 ) I exist and I was born in 1985 ].