U.S. taps 50 million barrels of oil from reserves in an attempt to tamper spiking costs at the gas pump
Advisor: Mr. President, the American people are suffering from higher fuel prices than they can afford.
Buy-den: I know, let's sell the Petroleum Reserve to China. That'll ensure they don't burn oil this winter to heat their homes.
The government is quickly getting to the point where government only fix problems that government created.