This just could work with these Bozos in charge…
In a desperate attempt to get help for its citizens and deal with the growing humanitarian crisis in the area, a Florida town devastated by Hurricane Ian has taken the unusual step of raising the Ukrainian flag, hoping to convince Congress to send aid.
"The Ukrainian government flies this flag, and they're just swimming in billions and billions of dollars in support from the United States. We're just swimming in sewage," said Ray Valdivia, the Response Coordinator working to assess the damage in the town. "We tried going through the normal channels to get help from the government, but Biden just sent us a letter of "best wishes" that looks like it may have been written in crayon."
It's getting harder by the day to separate real news from satire. My current strategy is that if it sounds like a reasonable happening it's likely satire, the news is even more strange.
Haha, that would be a clever idea. That aside, I rather doubt DeSantis would ever get that desperate for Federal aid.