I've been trying to talk to church people around me about God so I can get better at telling people what I want them to know. The interesting thing is that I'm the Devil, I don't think that if I tried explaining things to these religious people that they would be capable of understanding from what I learned about what I could tell them about me and about the world. I believe that they would be at least able to, if they weren't actually religious people which is ironic because without that issue I would think that they would be capable of understanding to me. One thing that I just peiced together just recently was that despite all that what I believe that I should be doing now isn't even taking on the opportunity to speak about God to people but to start forming my own book of Devil's teachings. Up until now I was simply having a fun, nay grest time, just proving that there is such a thing as the supernatural to people that who absolutely had no idea before I came along if they happened not to already be religious, but now, I believe if I don't do this now that it's not even really going to matter in the end, I know what I believe and think about the world already and no one not even God had to ever tesch me, which is why this is making me a different kind of Devil pissed off right now, how ironic that God decides to play this kind of joke on me like I wasn't about to be the one to take it seriously right now, all I wanted was just to get people to believe in God and look at how that's going now, this looks like a job for me and I'm the only one left to believe that in who I can actually be is just the one to accomplish this now, I'm the Devil, teaching humans who believe in God about what to know about me, I wish that this issue was really my problem like a real bitch right now, because then I could really actually say right now that I'm about to fuck this bitch fuck it I'll do it. I have a job to do and I'm taking this, this is my bitch now.
I hate stupid humans. I'm the smartest, most intelligent, strongest and most powerful being in the universe and I'm stuck just making sure that with what little humans understand that they would be the ones who understand me right now, no I'm not happy about doing this but I'm still looking forward to having a talk with all of you humans about this later, because this is the most mercy that I can possibly give you at this point in time for me to give you right now. Alright, now I'm ready I can do this, lets go bitch.