Could have saved on student loans, nah, must go to college for non med non science non law

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

They say "Youth is wasted on the young".

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Too true

I'm kinda tall but WTF?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Potty training for future mountain climbers.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Beware the avalanche Protip: Ever get caught in one? spit! Then you know which way is up, so start digging

Yeah, not gonna visit, another one up the street

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

End times?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@Sendndragon too late, jokes already there

Ladies? He's still available

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

...'Satisfied' how?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Milking?

Yeah, not gonna visit, another one up the street

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

End times?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@Sendndragon I don't date dragons, Begone!

Better pay that toll in China

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Never!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@Sendndragon Freedom in China costs 10 cents a bullet

The network cat can't give less fuggs

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

See he's not interested in your lies Sir!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

LOL, rat

Much like the tons of images I've stolen on this very board, here comes the swipey bird to steal ...

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

And make you look like a woman, apparently!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Or Justin Trudeau

Spent a summer in my youth pouring and smoothing out concrete, would have murdered every bird if I ...

GeeMac comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Did you fit anyone for concrete boots? 🐟🐠🐟

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Those went out of style Protip" throw the guy in the water before the anchor or it will get messy JUST JOKING FBI CIA GLOW IN THE DARK MOFO'S

Dude, she sees you as a seat, move on

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Here we see what is called a simp in his natural habitat...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

absolutely lol, it's sad

Close, no cigars awarded, could have dropped the can

Czaidan comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I see nothing wrong with her cans

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

rat, you know what i meant lol

Could have saved on student loans, nah, must go to college for non med non science non law

JacksonNought comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Maybe just let people live their lives?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Hope you're happy in yours

How Klispy Kleams are made (you don't want to see this)

Czaidan comments on Dec 19, 2020:

So yeah, this is also a thing

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Don't wanna know

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Biden rally.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru same as a Biden rally

Intern versus Boss

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well he got big.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru outgrew his sweater

My TP Empire is in danger

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sure are rollin' em' out.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru You Gwan be Rasta Mon wid dat one

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Biden rally.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru people inside are dead too

What Waits Beneath...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

They won't see me here!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

until it's too late

Love has no boundaries

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Oh, damn you, l o fuggin l

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Biden rally.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

honk honk lol

One mask for every 10 feet? Never gonna make it up the street. Still, worth a try

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Someones hogging all the masks!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

gonna be stealing other peoples masks! I guess that's unheard of now but 2 days into the production/use of these?...well...

Much like the tons of images I've stolen on this very board, here comes the swipey bird to steal ...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Low brow humor :)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Oh, dammit, lol

How Klispy Kleams are made (you don't want to see this)

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Your right! Too late.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Sorry

Intern versus Boss

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well he got big.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

probably less than 2 years apart

Umm, you should have seen it, these three guys broke in here but I fought them off

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Bunch of sponges!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

dying here, yeah, that's their remains

Clothing in 2020

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sorta" burst my bubble.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

COVID ALERT!

Young Frankenstein Putting On The Ritz [youtube.com]

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Awesome movie!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Agreed!

In March 2020 the streets were actually as empty as that in NYC

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sorry! I was looking at all the empty streets.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Honestly it was strange as hell, just cross whenever you wanted, fugg traffic lights, zero traffic, not even trucks or busses, every store (almost) shuttered, really strange times indeed

Oh, this son of a bitch, sorry, chuckled here

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Signed Wanker.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

LOL, totally

My TP Empire is in danger

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sure are rollin' em' out.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Imagine the tube inside

I didn't do shit, it was the cat. Oh we don't have a cat?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

That's a shit door!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

It probably will be replaced with solid wood

A yard of ale

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Got a nice head.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

I actually had a yard or 3 at a bar in NYC a few years ago, thankfully they were plastic, after two the swordfights with the empties began, after 3 they became battle axes, they NEVER served them again

Better pay that toll in China

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Never!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

I would think twice about that

Victim Blaming

Sendndragon comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Ahh Twitter!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

gotta love it, the best folks on there lol

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru These days, having a white baby is racist according to some. Not All. Lots of proud Peckerwoods (the following music is supplied only for historical reasons) for the record I am an Northerner and glad we kicked the South's ass, okay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-s51B66Sl4

Oh, I REALLY want one of those masks

KCSantiago comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This was on MST3K years ago. WIsh I had seen it while my kids were still little

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@KCSantiago my absolute favorite, nearly pissed the bed in front of my gf was the Malta rant crow yells about the Jo Don Baker episode...hold on, gonna post it...here ya go... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6j2aI1z5wY

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru Lumberjacks scared them off

I mean, honestly? How?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Take a crap right there!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru Fine, you win, can't beat that

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Sad, a tree that's seen too much wood

I mean, honestly? How?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Take a crap right there!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

I mean, right? You should? Gotta test the sample

Thanks for the sign but I kinda noticed...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Needs a sign on the hump for the hole.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru signs, signs, everywhere there's signs, don't make me post it

Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz (Official Video) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 19, 2020:

So much like the time warp from rocky horror show, yeah, i attended a show or two, insane people, lots of communial fun when you're young (people throwing stuff on cue, also dammit Jannet shouted in unison), okay let's compare... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@guru Much like jokes and memes around here (I fuggin love that board) we all swipe, modify and often improve eachother's works

Oh, I REALLY want one of those masks

KCSantiago comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This was on MST3K years ago. WIsh I had seen it while my kids were still little

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Don't know if you get the channel IFC in Texas but they play all the old MST3000 shows on Saturday morning

Thanks for the sign but I kinda noticed...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Needs a sign on the hump for the hole.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Surely we need EXTRA signs

Twas never a problem in my 20's, hell even 40's at times

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Needs a shift stick!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Used to shift every which way, north south, the whole damn compass, was always ready for a fresh mission,

Yeah, not gonna visit, another one up the street

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

End times?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Don't make me quote Revelations (I'd actually have to look it up but pestilence is in there)

I, at least, have a clear path to the bathroom

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This guy is an amputee or this is photoshoped. Just saying.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

just noticed the leg or lack there of

I, at least, have a clear path to the bathroom

CuriousFury comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I thought i was bad, but at least my mess is handtools, art supplies, workbenches and lumber scraps. Now if i can make it across the room without sounding like a drunk forklift driver.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@CuriousFury Dying here, LOL, Merry Christmas you rat

I, at least, have a clear path to the bathroom

CuriousFury comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I thought i was bad, but at least my mess is handtools, art supplies, workbenches and lumber scraps. Now if i can make it across the room without sounding like a drunk forklift driver.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@CuriousFury might have been "carry a big broom" but that don't sound exactly like that big balled bastard

I, at least, have a clear path to the bathroom

CuriousFury comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I thought i was bad, but at least my mess is handtools, art supplies, workbenches and lumber scraps. Now if i can make it across the room without sounding like a drunk forklift driver.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Let's consult the Magic 8 Ball....shake shake...chances are slim to none

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

CuriousFury comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I wonder if there is some type of nuclear engine space tech that can be run off of radioactive tree trunks.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 19, 2020:

worth a try

Love has no boundaries

angelo comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Or love will always find a way.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

excellent!

Galaxy brain comment here

CvBannister comments on Dec 18, 2020:

10 to 1 they got a government grant to harvest the eggs.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

just shy of a dozen

Yeah, not gonna visit, another one up the street

Czaidan comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Wow, first russians hack the gov't, then someone bugs the ATMS..2020 just goin right to the end

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

dammit, lol

The NFL Is Honoring Criminals Who Shoot At Police [youtu.be]

iThink comments on Dec 18, 2020:

not surprised at all - I stopped watching NFL many years ago - back when Ray Lewis got away with murdering two men - he used a knife.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Four chins has amusing names for sports of all types, can't post them here

Dogs Rule...

RubyFord comments on Dec 18, 2020:

CPGrey is terrible. He said that Texas can’t succeed from the union then years later said California can. Sorry but dude is off the rails

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

not really familiar with this person, just enjoyed this post

Don't worry they're ALL fine, a few nicks and scratches, you should see the shit I WONT post here ...

TheHerrDark comments on Dec 18, 2020:

That had to be really rotted out.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Hey kids! Lead the way!

Pretty high-Tech mousehole...

Tom81 comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I'm not too impressed. They're still some 20 years behind in computer technology.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

WIN98 still can run Doom though, probably has access to Netscape too

Pretty high-Tech mousehole...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

They have apartments like this in Japan.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

LOL, I've seen that shit, stacks upon stacks

Dogs Rule...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

By anyone, you mean the head waiter!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

If it happens to the dogs restaurant owner, you just hit the jackpot!

Sweet performing "Fox On The Run" on 45 recorded at the Granada Studios in Manchester in 1975.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Yeah, same song I used to scream alone in my car speeding down the Cross Island Expressway, going WAY too fast !! Love it!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

@guru Always FULL, though it seems to go faster these days

I've noticed this meme being used again and again, still find it funny though, here's a Gates ...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Species dysphoria?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

My wife used to use the old "stomp on toe an keep the foot there" technique, but she liked to appear civilized in pleasant company

I always though it unfortunate that of all of Procol Harum’s output, only “A Whiter Shade of ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Remember this song from WNEW FM, NYC radio, Allison Steele played it a bunch of times

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

@Edgework I loved those days, DJ's actually grew followings on their choices

I kinda suspect there are a few car fans out there in SlugLand besides me [shelby.com]

Serg97 comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I have driven one of each!!!!!! YOU PICK!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

I would kick neither off the road...

As my position in Hell has been confirmed why not post this?

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

And gave me a thick shake.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Well that was to make up for the touching, the shake was chocolate as I recall

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@guru Wow, enjoyed that! Rod Stewart? Oh, I got a Maggie May story, sure you do TOO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOl7dh7a-6g

Probably should not steal from this store

angelo comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I'll take my shoplifting elsewhere thanks!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

wise decision

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@guru One bit of trivia, on some ships in the Royal Navy, certain Captains (yeah probably the same ones that introduced lemons and limes to the crews) would pay their guys a bit extra if they actually wiped their asses after a visit to the poop deck, read that in the ancient stacks back in my college library

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@guru Just peeked out the window right before your post, It's snowing sideways here in NYC, never a good sign, they plowed an hour ago, all snowed over now, hoo boy this might be a good one, glad I stocked up 2 days ago

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@guru After watching that, I kinda do too, Whew

Since Satan has confirmed my place in Hell (nice room, no Air conditioning tho) I might as well post...

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Needless to say that is shocking. (Groan)

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Getting expensive spitting out ALL these beverages of choice here, really thinking of cutting down

Enough for now "I'll be back"!

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Used to play with those, quite fun, sometimes DO return, kind of

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@guru Loved that!

I mean, come on, if my last name happened to be Register I would not do that to my kid...

Header comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Met a guy with the legal name of Army Surplus once! Lol

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Knew a girl, hot blonde, family from Lichtenstein, had the unfortunate last name of Lichtundfelter, hope she's not a Slugette, never wanted to burn your cover Eileen

Too true...

Header comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Yep don’t take long for bad governments to ruin a country!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Almost posted something really bad, changed my mind. I WILL post the link that was attached though https://allthatsinteresting.com/necklacing

I mean, come on, if my last name happened to be Register I would not do that to my kid...

eschatologyguy comments on Dec 17, 2020:

You mean one of those POS (point of sales) machines?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Different interpretations for POS in our language, but yeah, meant the machine

Q: Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road? A: To see his flatmate.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

My summers in upstate NY saw a HUGE amount (well, actually SMELLED a huge amount) of squished skunks. Are Wombats that common of road Kill in Oz?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@guru OH SACRED SHIT!, never knew that

Well, this asshole is finally in the ground [independent.

Andyman comments on Dec 16, 2020:

The world has lost another rocket scientist.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 17, 2020:

So sad, Mars was just a breath away...

I kinda suspect there are a few car fans out there in SlugLand besides me [shelby.com]

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

It's better on the curves.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

fuggin HATE you right now, Dying here LOL!!!

He just LOVES it there, no worries

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I had to get my (identical) cat down from the rafters this morning.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@guru Probably told this story before, but one of my indoor/outdoor cats decided it was time to pay homage, brought back his fresh kill as an offering, The Hunter's Prowess, a stiff squirell with a tire mark right down it's back., probably an 18 wheeler from the looks of it. Sure, We said "Good Boy, what a Hunter you truly are" ...you know the bullshit

He just LOVES it there, no worries

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I had to get my (identical) cat down from the rafters this morning.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Any squirrel bones in his mouth?

Probably gonna skip the "Soup Of The Day" today...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Is that from Anal Garments?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

You would not believe how LOUD I just roared!

No treats for YOU, Rat...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Jackson seems unperturbed.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

With only half a brain he was one of our BEST Presidents

Lunch Time in Wuhan

Josf-Kelley comments on Dec 16, 2020:

That might be San Francisco, or New York City, but in Wuhan, it seems, they have already returned to normal slave labor and masking for pollution, or just having fun thumbing their noses at the CCP, depending on their position in the structured order.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Hate being corrected, but You are right

Had a cat that was Joe Stud in our neighborhood, every new stray that came sniffing around when I ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Neutering, No! not happening. Strangely that reminds me of a joke. Did you hear about the drunk that went up to a policeman and said "can I piss on your wrist"? The policeman said "not on my watch".

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

You DO know we steal things around here, right? Swiped

Quite a conundrum

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

For some of the spiders we get in the house here you would need a hammer!!

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

fuggin LOL, dying here, my youngest daughter visited the Great Barrier Reef for her doctorate in biology, (Said she had a GREAT time so fuck you all, I know what that meant), told me about TOILET SPIDERS? REALLY? Ah, NO mate, just NO!

Fuggin Thumbs Up Japs!

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

In Australia they pick them up and return in taxis.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@guru My daughter brought me back some vegemite, kinda dug it https://whatscookingamerica.net/History/VegemiteHistory.htm

Fuggin Thumbs Up Japs!

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

In Australia they pick them up and return in taxis.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

America is about to jump in a REALLY deep well, might be visiting you guys soon

Tick...tick... tick... tick... tick..

Admin comments on Dec 16, 2020:

What time is it...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Could not resist, I'll see myself out... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQ6v-NFg6I

A classmate and a couple of his friends I ran into had finished eating atomic wings about ten ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Big Ghost Pepper fan here, 2nd burn is WORST burn

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@eschatologyguy Well, are we not spell bound laying in the arms of a lovely lady that just Rocked Your World? No Drugs, pure wonder and Awe at her beauty? Been guilty of that for sure

A classmate and a couple of his friends I ran into had finished eating atomic wings about ten ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Big Ghost Pepper fan here, 2nd burn is WORST burn

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@eschatologyguy Moses talked to a burning plant, Why not?

I guess they were thinking ring finger.

Saoirse1958 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Are they now making rings for those parts with nice big diamonds? You'll look like a million at your next orgy.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

GF just bought me the Hope Diamond, spoiled little B that she is...

Had a cat that was Joe Stud in our neighborhood, every new stray that came sniffing around when I ...

RitBorg comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I need these for my friends for Christmas.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Might want to hang with You and your friends

A classmate and a couple of his friends I ran into had finished eating atomic wings about ten ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Big Ghost Pepper fan here, 2nd burn is WORST burn

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@eschatologyguy Grew weed in the 1980's, my gardening days have passed, weed turned out astonishing well though, Sinselmaia? not sure the spelling? Gotta keep her (the plant) REALLY horny? Never fertalized

A classmate and a couple of his friends I ran into had finished eating atomic wings about ten ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Big Ghost Pepper fan here, 2nd burn is WORST burn

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@eschatologyguy Oh, I believe you, it's just that those peppers are too expensive in NYC

Since Satan has confirmed my place in Hell (nice room, no Air conditioning tho) I might as well post...

Czaidan comments on Dec 16, 2020:

True story. I have a TENS unit, basically electrodes you put on various parts of your body to help with chronic pain. It's a mild thing, not really a shock, more like a tingle, but you can adjust it to what you can handle since everyone's different. Anyhoo. I had a roommate who was rawther well ...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

I hope you're gonna pay for my dry cleaning having spat that much beverage of choice all over my new sheets

Fuggin Thumbs Up Japs!

Penrodster comments on Dec 16, 2020:

That sounds nice but they could have sent a car for 1/1000th the cost. They could have bought her an apartment closer to school. The only thing less efficient would be building a new, furnished school across the street from her house.

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Short and sweet. Nationalism.

A classmate and a couple of his friends I ran into had finished eating atomic wings about ten ...

2peros comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Especially when a seed gets stuck sideways...

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Oich!!!

A classmate and a couple of his friends I ran into had finished eating atomic wings about ten ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Big Ghost Pepper fan here, 2nd burn is WORST burn

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@eschatologyguy Geneva Convention Outlaws that stuff

Quite a conundrum

dmatic comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Checkmate? Or a draw?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@dmatic Honestly a Cub scout until the f@ggotry was being implied. No Merit badges for that stuff, told dad, He nearly took out a church basement (the church was just where the meetings were held, no offence)

Quite a conundrum

dmatic comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Checkmate? Or a draw?

MikeHunt replies on Dec 16, 2020:

I got a back-up can (much like an ankle holster) for such cases