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4 days ago4d

Posted by lawrenceblair
An expert who according to the exspurts is not an expert speaks out.
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6 days ago6d

Posted by guru
So my wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing over the light switch. Haha, she's in for a shock!
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6 days ago6d

Posted by guru
My wife teases me with ice cream bc she knows I’m lactose intolerant. She really milks it too.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Krunoslav
NTD News LIVE: World Summit Against Forced Organ Harvesting: An Alarm to Humankind --------------- The World Summit on Combating and Preventing Live Organ Harvesting, jointly organized by five non-governmental organizations from Europe, ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Krunoslav
Hardly any reports of Covid-19 deaths, but many of deaths after vaccination The US regional broadcaster WXYZ-TV recently started a survey. The broadcaster wanted to know whether the listeners had lost unvaccinated relatives to Covid-19. But the ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by TheFireRises
0852 ---------------- September 8, 1993 Location: Miami-Dade Co,FL Victim(s): Uwe-Wilhelm Rakebrand 33 Attacker(s): Patsy Jones,Recondall L Wiggins,Alvan C Hudson Description: Uwe-Wilhelm, on his honeymoon with his pregnant wife ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
My wife just text me: “What does IDK stand for?”. “I Don’t Know.” I replied A short time later she replied: “OMG! Nobody does!”
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
So my friend once told me, "Your wife and daughter look like twins!" I replied, " Yeah well, they were separated at birth"
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1 week ago1w

Posted by TheFireRises
0704 ---------------- September 7, 2017 Location: Philadelphia,PA Victim(s): Gerard P. Grandzol 38 Attacker(s): Maurice Roberts,Marvin Roberts 16 Description: The pair approached Gerard as he parked his SUV in front of his house....
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1 week ago1w

Posted by djvader666
LINKRose McGowan Makes Allegations Against Gavin Newsom's Wife, Endorses Elder In California Recall - YouTube
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
So did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot’s cage open? Polygon.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
You know I'm not thrilled my wife is into bondage but my hands are tied
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified... "See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?" The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying..."
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get: - your wife back - your house back - your truck back - your dog back
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by TheFireRises
0508 ---------------- September 21, 2016 Location: Savannah,GA Victim(s): Kevin Reid 54 Attacker(s): 3 unidentified black males Description: Kevin was walking with his wife, when 3 black men with masks jumped out of the shadows ...
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
I asked my wife, “I’m stuck on a crossword clue—Overworked Postman— can you help me?” She said, “Sure. How many letters?” I said, “I’m guessing—too many.”
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
My wife said, “Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs?” I said, “Fine, but I don’t make any sense when I’m high.”
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
My wife is fed up with my constant stream jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?!" She shot back, "Whatever means necessary!!" I chuckled, "No it doesn't!"
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
Wife: "Do you want me to tie you up tonight?" Husband: " No. I do knot."
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by warminster100
Daily in Christ by Dr. Neil T. Anderson 2021-09-07 INDISCRIMINATE EXPRESSION OF EMOTIONS “Let everyone be quick to hear, slow to speak and slow to anger; for the anger of man does not achieve the ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
So my wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor. More on this after the break.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Krunoslav
Time flies.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Krunoslav
Kids stuff. Part II
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by warminster100
Daily in Christ by Dr. Neil T. Anderson 2021-09-03 MANAGING OUR PROBLEMS “ must be one who manages his own household well, keeping his children under control with all dignity” (1Timothy 3:4) A...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
Two dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third dog driving a lorry load of logs. One turns to the other and says: "He started fetching a stick and built up the business from there."
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by warminster100
Daily in Christ by Dr. Neil T. Anderson 2021-08-31 ONE BASIS FOR TEMPTATION Let our people also learn to engage in good deeds to meet pressing needs, that they may not be unfruitful. (Titus 3:14) We all ...
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by guru
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Cheechee
WHAT TO DO ABOUT AMERICANS LEFT BEHIND? Rather than waste time on Biden vagueness and hand-wringing, Rob O”Neil, killer of Osama Bin Laden, calls for Trump-style decisive action to address the problem of American citizens scattered across ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by KevinJJohnston
Tonight while walking in the downtown of Calgary, Chris Sky was supposed to be on my 3 hour show from last night. We find out that Chris Sky was being pestered by the police for no reason, when they stopped in Blind River for a break. After arriving ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Krunoslav
Pentagon: We're Preparing Vaccine Mandate After FDA Pfizer Approval
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1 month ago1m

Posted by TheFireRises
1216 ---------------- August 17, 1979 Location: Canonsburg,PA Victim(s): Carl Luisi 63,Tina Spalla 15 Attacker(s): William “Tippy” Wallace,Henry Brown Description: Wallace and Brown walked into Carl’s cleaners and demanded ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Saigon2o
I don’t quite understand these hardcore communists have a have baked ideology. The top half is for them and it is a capitalistic 💯 % and the bottom half is for the ppl every is equal served stale bread and shack to live in. If that is what you ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Garsco
Why the FBI Kneecapped Their Investigation Into Militia Leadership 5 minute video … wow!
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
LARRY ELDER: Gavin Newsom is terrified of me—and he should be
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1 month ago1m

Posted by JacksonNought
LINKMAGA bomb suspect surrenders after hours-long standoff with police and rant about Biden
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Garsco
Unemployment rate falls for every group but is higher for Black and Hispanic workers Black and Hispanic unemployment dropped to 8.2% and 6.6% respectively, but the figures are high compared with the jobless rate for whites and...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
A wife says to her husband that a moose is falling from the sky. The husband looks and says, it's just reindeer.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by DinsdaleWalden
The hypocrisy of the left: Jagmeet Singh’s wife wears $1,124 dress for maternity shoot as the NDP plans to tax ‘luxury goods’
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Aug 13Aug 13

Posted by guru
Ep. 1584 My Apologies, But This Has To Be Said - The Dan Bongino Show
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Aug 13Aug 13

Posted by Krunoslav
Has The Military Gone WOKE - Space Force Commander Opens Up Patrick Bet-David sits down with United Air Force pilot Matthew Lohmeier. In this interview they talk about ideologies that are infecting the military, how ...
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Aug 11Aug 11

Posted by Krunoslav
Prince Andrew Sued by Epstein Accuser Over Alleged Sexual Abuse Isabel van Brugen Aug 10, 2021 One of Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime accusers on Monday filed a lawsuit against Britain’s Prince Andrew, saying she was sexually ...
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Aug 10Aug 10

Posted by guru
Dog Rolls Around in Grass to Scratch his Itch
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Aug 10Aug 10

Posted by guru
I met my wife on a dating site. We just clicked.
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.1806Su THE MARRIAGE TRAP! Marriage & Cohabitation is unbelievably stupid for any man of any age. 80% of divorce filings are by women – because this gynocentric society has made relationship entanglements such as marriages & ...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.1805Su THE MARRIAGE TRAP! Marriage & Cohabitation is unbelievably stupid for any man of any age. 80% of divorce filings are by women – because this gynocentric society has made relationship entanglements such as marriages & ...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.1803Su THE MARRIAGE TRAP! Marriage & Cohabitation is unbelievably stupid for any man of any age. 80% of divorce filings are by women – because this gynocentric society has made relationship entanglements such as marriages & ...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.1801Su THE MARRIAGE TRAP! Marriage & Cohabitation is unbelievably stupid for any man of any age. 80% of divorce filings are by women – because this gynocentric society has made relationship entanglements such as marriages & ...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.0805Su WHAT IS THE EMOTIONAL DISPARITY BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN? Apart from: “A woman’s strength is her beauty; a man’s beauty is his strength.” which has been woefully misunderstood in itself. The emotional disparity I virtually never...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.0804Su WHAT IS THE EMOTIONAL DISPARITY BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN? Apart from: “A woman’s strength is her beauty; a man’s beauty is his strength.” which has been woefully misunderstood in itself. The emotional disparity I virtually never...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.0802Su WHAT IS THE EMOTIONAL DISPARITY BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN? Apart from: “A woman’s strength is her beauty; a man’s beauty is his strength.” which has been woefully misunderstood in itself. The emotional disparity I virtually never...
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Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.08.0801Su WHAT IS THE EMOTIONAL DISPARITY BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN? Apart from: “A woman’s strength is her beauty; a man’s beauty is his strength.” which has been woefully misunderstood in itself. The emotional disparity I virtually never...
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Aug 6Aug 6

Posted by guru
What did the bee say to his wife when they were running late for dinner? Hurry up, honey.
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Aug 6Aug 6

Posted by guru
My wife just told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
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Aug 5Aug 5

Posted by guru
A man comes home to his wife and cheerfully proclaims: “the doctor said I can pleasure myself whenever I want to!” The wife took the paper he got after the appointment, looks at it for a second and says, “Harold, this here says you could have ...
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Aug 4Aug 4

Posted by warminster100
Daily in Christ by Dr. Neil T. Anderson 2021-08-04 UNINHIBITED SPONTANEITY “Shout joyfully to the LORD, all the earth. Serve the LORD with gladness; come before Him with joyful singing” (Psalm 100:1-2)...
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Aug 3Aug 3

Posted by 1914wizard
21.08.03.1039Tu IS AMERICA RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF THE SECRETED DEMOCRAT DEEP STATES SHADOW GOVERNMENT ACTIONS? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Comment received Aug 1, 2021: Reply From: ...
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Aug 2Aug 2

Posted by guru
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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Aug 1Aug 1

Posted by guru
Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet
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Aug 1Aug 1

Posted by guru
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot but honestly… I’m not a fan.
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Aug 1Aug 1

Posted by guru
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by guru
SF DA Publicly DEFENDS Criminal And Dealers, Americans Want Congressional Hearing Of BLM Riots
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Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by guru
My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing. And they’re off!
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Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by warminster100
Daily in Christ by Dr. Neil T. Anderson 2021-07-30 CREATING OUR OWN LIGHT “Behold, all you who kindle a fire, who encircle yourselves with firebrands, walk in the light of your fire ...
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Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by TheFireRises
1615 ---------------- July 14, 1992 Location: Saint Paul,MN Victim(s): Annette Gail Carron Seymour 39 Attacker(s): John Robert Capers Description: Capers beat and raped Annette, before stabbing her 11 times in her ...
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Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by TheFireRises
1591 ---------------- July 9, 2019 Location: Sandy,OR Victim(s): Jason Luczkow 48 (survived) Attacker(s): Caley S. Mason Description: Mason, who was under state supervision for an armed robbery conviction, was upset at the ...
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Jul 29Jul 29

Posted by ramzpaul
The Spirit of Quitting.
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Jul 27Jul 27

Posted by RealAlexJones
Children are Currency for Demonic Globalist Predators AlexJonesWasRight
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Jul 26Jul 26

Posted by guru
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor. More on this after the break.
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Jul 26Jul 26

Posted by guru
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
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Jul 25Jul 25

Posted by YellowPill
Another Distraction from the CovidGenocide
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Jul 24Jul 24

Posted by TheFireRises
1042 ---------------- July 12, 2000 Location: Smyrna,TN Victim(s): Scott A. Myers 42,William Troy Snell 18 Attacker(s): Latonya Yvonne Taylor,Percy Lee Palmer Description: Taylor and Palmer held up the Captain D’s restaurant in...
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Jul 24Jul 24

Posted by TheFireRises
1025 ---------------- July 16, 1996 Location: Winona,MS Victim(s): Bertha Marie Bennett Tardy 59,Carmen Briscoe Rigby 45,Derrick Everett "Bobo" Stewart 16 Attacker(s): Curtis Giovanni Flowers Description: Upset at being fired ...
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Jul 22Jul 22

Posted by guru
My wife and I have an agreement. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.
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Jul 22Jul 22

Posted by SpikeTalon
Got good news from the wife today...
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Jul 21Jul 21

Posted by warminster100
Daily in Christ by Dr. Neil T. Anderson 2021-07-21 A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP ”The Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full...
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Jul 20Jul 20

Posted by Derf
How is this for a sign from our Lord, a day or so, i posted that my wife and i were not doing too good at finding a new chuch. Long story short, i mentioned reading jesus' teachingas and the verse that popped out at me was matthew 18:20? Something ...
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Jul 20Jul 20

Posted by 1914wizard
21.07.20.1132Tu JUSTIFICATION - WHY? Coming across and watching this video I had to take note the obvious attempt at justifying the assertion that man & woman were, and are, two equal parts that put together make a representation of GOD. ...
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Jul 20Jul 20

Posted by 1914wizard
21.07.20.1131Tu JUSTIFICATION - WHY? Coming across and watching this video I had to take note the obvious attempt at justifying the assertion that man & woman were, and are, two equal parts that put together make a representation of GOD. ...
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Jul 19Jul 19

Posted by guru
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
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Jul 19Jul 19

Posted by guru
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
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Jul 18Jul 18

Posted by guru
A man enters a bar with a revolver He climbs on a table and yells. "WHICH ONE OF YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE?!" The bar goes silent for a minute then suddenly a man at the back says. "you are gonna need more than 6 shots pal!"
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Jul 18Jul 18

Posted by Beachslim
Black Guy went to the preacher said i did something really bad, i stole stuff from the sto' . Preacher said go drink some holy water itll be alright. White guy walks in i did something really bad, i cheated on my wife. Preacher said go drink some ...
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Jul 17Jul 17

Posted by TheFireRises
0634 ---------------- July 26, 2017 Location: Warrenton,VA Victim(s): Rex Mack Olsen 64 Attacker(s): Bernard Clark Duse Jr. Description: Duse, an employee at the CVS that Rex managed for 25 years, shot him outside the store, ...
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Jul 17Jul 17

Posted by TheFireRises
0633 ---------------- July 29, 2017 Location: Abilene,TX Victim(s): Bronson Alynn Boyles 19 Attacker(s): D’Jaman Keshod West, D'Audre Raashawn Hight-Ealy, Jerel Lamar Mathis Jr., Jaquay Hight, Tylik Ojour Johnson Description: ...
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Jul 17Jul 17

Posted by magapundit
I find it interesting that this guy tries to shut down any criticism by claiming that his critics "don't understand" him. Kind of like the cheating husband trying to pick up a girl at a bar claiming "my wife doesn't understand ...
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Jul 17Jul 17

Posted by JohnBurke
Media launches 'Russia collusion Version 2.0' claims against Trump
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Jul 15Jul 15

Posted by guru
Walking down the road, I ran into a farmer's wife She was dragging along a huge barrel full of tomatoes. I said, "Hey, what are you gonna do with all those tomatoes?" The farmer's wife said, "Well, we eat what we can. And what we can't, we can."
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Jul 15Jul 15

Posted by w0tn0t
A farm attack took place on 14 July 2021, in Lizard Rock, in the Rhenosterkop valley, in the Mpumalanga province of South Africa. The attack started at 03:30 with the attackers only leaving at 18:00 the next evening. Four attackers armed with a ...
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Jul 15Jul 15

Posted by lawrenceblair
A great discussion about the American police state.
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Jul 15Jul 15

Posted by guru
Man in Swimming Pool Plays Volleyball With Dog Standing Poolside
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Jul 15Jul 15

Posted by guru
My wife and I had this huge argument as to whose turn it was to do the laundry. Finally I threw in the towel.
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Jul 14Jul 14

Posted by 1914wizard
21.07.14.1727W WHY AREN’T MEN AFFLICTED WITH HYPERGAMY? It’s not that some men don’t practice hypergamy, it’s that men as a whole aren’t afflicted with it – STRANGE? I’d hypothesize that a male isn’t (at least in general) ...
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Jul 14Jul 14

Posted by 1914wizard
21.07.14.1724W WHY AREN’T MEN AFFLICTED WITH HYPERGAMY? It’s not that some men don’t practice hypergamy, it’s that men as a whole aren’t afflicted with it – STRANGE? I’d hypothesize that a male isn’t (at least in general) ...
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Jul 13Jul 13

Posted by guru
As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then… …let my cat do the rest.
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Jul 13Jul 13

Posted by eschatologyguy
Video resurfaces of Dem candidate threatening students on a bus | Newsmax Yet people need more proof that the Democrat Party is really unhinged. Vid 6:02 mins.
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Jul 12Jul 12

Posted by RealAlexJones
Ron Paul: True Civil Libertarians Must Oppose the IRS
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