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17 mins ago17min

Posted by w0tn0t
StopWhiteGenocideInSouthAfrica Hang the bastards!! Farm attackers who brutalised couple (80’s) sentenced to 15 years, Bethuli Bethulie Regional Court has on Friday, 9 April 2021 sentenced two suspects to fifteen years direct ...
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7 hours ago7h

Posted by farmerguy56
OUR WONDERFUL BENEVOLENT MASTERFUL CHINA JOE BARACK O'BIDEN MUMBLING AND STUMBLING WITH 3 SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11 hours ago11h

Posted by guru
I asked my wife what size freezer we should buy. She responded, "How tall are you?"
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3 days ago3d

Posted by RealAlexJones
Retired Army Sgt. Ken Harrelson STILL In Custody From Jan. 6 Protests, Calls From Jail In Exclusive Interview With His Wife
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3 days ago3d

Posted by eschatologyguy
Prepping - Eastern Europe Just went HOT! This Prepper is giving us breaking news by way of his Russian wife.
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4 days ago4d

Posted by guru
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy ...
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4 days ago4d

Posted by guru
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might...
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4 days ago4d

Posted by guru
My wife had asked me to stop using police related puns.. I guess I’ll give them “ arrest”.
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4 days ago4d

Posted by Paralamente
ARE LEADERS OF CENTER OF DESEASE CONTROL LOOKING OUT FOR BIG PHARMA? Zogby Poll: 32% Say Fauci Looking Out for Big Pharma, Not Public In a new nationwide online poll conducted by John Zogby Strategies, 32% of respondents said ...
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5 days ago5d

Posted by guru
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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5 days ago5d

Posted by warminster100
Rebel News: Government troops occupy a church in Alberta. Where’s the outcry — even from other churches?It’s been a day now. And the Alberta government has solidified its physical occupation of the GraceLife Church ...
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6 days ago6d

Posted by guru
I ask my wife if we could try to do it doggy style... She rolled over and played dead.
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6 days ago6d

Posted by guru
“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.”
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by V40-Martin
How brain injuries worsen.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
Husband & Wife went for divorce at court Judge: you have 3 kids...How will you divide them? They had long discussion with his wife and said,"Ok, Sir we will come next year with one more" 9 months later....They got twins!!
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1 week ago1w

Posted by ajhilder
DINESH D'SOUZA INTERVIEWS SIDNEY POWELL | DINESH D'SOUZA PODCAST Here is a just released interview of Sidney Powell by Dinesh D'Souza. In a 4-part interview, Sidney Powell answers claims about election fraud, why Sidney's evidence ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by sqeptiq
Former French minister Bernard Tapie and his wife tied up and beaten during a burglary at their home
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1 week ago1w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.04.04.0132Su THE GENDER ROLES OF MEN ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION! Feminism has succeeded in eliminating virtually all the gender roles expected womankind by first society then the law itself – so be it. But what about the gender roles expected ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.04.04.0129Su THE GENDER ROLES OF MEN ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION! Feminism has succeeded in eliminating virtually all the gender roles expected womankind by first society then the law itself – so be it. But what about the gender roles expected ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by SpikeTalon
Atlanta Braves fire back at MLB after All Star Game stripped away-
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1 week ago1w

Posted by guru
My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.04.02.0803F WOKE SOCIAL JUSTICE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN APOLOGY & CONFESSION! There is a difference you know? And courts shouldn’t expect apologies or even remorse from defendants as if they (the judicial ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.04.02.0758F WOKE SOCIAL JUSTICE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN APOLOGY & CONFESSION! There is a difference you know? And courts shouldn’t expect apologies or even remorse from defendants as if they (the judicial ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.04.02.0754F WOKE SOCIAL JUSTICE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN APOLOGY & CONFESSION! There is a difference you know? And courts shouldn’t expect apologies or even remorse from defendants as if they (the judicial ...
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1 week ago1w

Posted by dizzynews
Trump will be back in office by August after SCOTUS decision, predicts MyPillow guy
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by lindasteel
BILL GATES AN EXPERT IN NOTHING IN PARTICULAR IS GOING TO BLOCK THE SUNLIGHT FROM REACHING OUR HOME THIS JUNE .......... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! via bitslide
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by medicineman9
Dramatischer Appell an die WHO: Top-Virologe warnt vor Massensterben durch Corona-Impfungen
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.278.0200Su THE UNBORN HAS AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE DNA FROM THE MOTHER OR THE FATHER! GOD has said that he knows that unborn individual from the very moment of conception. {Jeremiah 1:5-7} Man has no escape from the judgment of ...
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Garsco
Biden hires Joe Manchin’s wife I think it was just a matter of time before we saw something like this coming ... Joe Biden announced today he is nominating Democrat Senator Joe Manchin’s wife, Gayle Manchin, for the position...
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by guru
Life would B flat without music.
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2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Haraldson
Happy wife, happy life.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by pegidacanada
Please consider sending a letter of support for this young man and his wife. His fight is our fight.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
A little old man who’s hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can’t hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and then says, “Hmm, I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Haraldson
Two guys at the airport each with black eyes notice each other. First Guy: Hey, how did you get that black eye? Second Guy: Funny story, I meant to ask the woman at the counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but a slip of the tongue and I said 2 ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
My ex wife drowned in coffee. It was a terrible way to go, but I’m just glad it was instant.
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.20.1019Sa: COMMENT RECEIVED: XXXXXXXXX Level 6 What is red pill everyone seems to talk about Mar 19, 2021 RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE COMMENT: @XXXXXXXXX, At the...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.20.1017Sa: COMMENT RECEIVED: XXXXXXXXX Level 6 What is red pill everyone seems to talk about Mar 19, 2021 RESPONSE TO THE ABOVE COMMENT: @XXXXXXXXX, At the...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by JohnBurke
Wake Up USA! BLM Is Anti-God, Anti-White, Anti-Traditional Family – Marxists!
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
WHEN WE FIGHT I love you even when we fight. I love you when you're not right I love you even when you snore I love you every day a little more I love you more when your are not here I love you when you won't hold me near Everytime I walk out the ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
TOY BOY It happened so quickly The infection was sickly Did not take long Until we started our throng Soon it was marriage Then it was pushing the carriage Now we have been together For what seems like forever She has been my wife For nearly a third...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
TO HOLD HER Kiss you in the shoulder Oh I cannot wait to hold her Oh when you are there I love to look at your hair I have given you my heart Yet we have not even made a start Do not think that I am weak Because it is your heart I seek Just because ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
HOW CAN COAL BE OLDER THAN MAN June 1936 Max Hahn and his wife Emma were on a walk when they noticed a rock with wood protruding from its core. They decided to take the oddity home and later cracked it open with a hammer and a chisel. Ironically, ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Sacrifice at the beginning Genesis 4:2-7 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground. And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Forgiveness Adam ate the fruit, Noah got drunk, Abraham lied, Jacob was a deceiver, David slept with his friends wife then killed him, Manasseh sacrificed his sons to the god Molech - and all of them found forgiveness in God, and through grace and ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
THAT IS LIFE FOR YOU Farmers rob the soil to increase their yeild Athletes take steroids to be in front of the field To get the best out of his workers the bosses act like a thug To get out of debt the market gardener grows some drugs Students cheat...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
SHINE The face does shine The baby is mine My seed I did sow The belly does grow In the womb of my wife Is a new life It could be a girl or a boy Making it was joy I can hardly wait For the due date To hold you in my arms Protect you from the ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
JEALOUS GIRL Just because you do not love yourself Do not hate me I really hate your jealously My life is not that good Swap it if I could You have more than you see I really hate your jealousy You I do not want to see You keep hunting me A man ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Sex before marriage Is Sex is marriage. Exodus 22:16 And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. Genesis 24:67 And Isaac brought her into his mother Sarah's tent, and took ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Nude in Bible Isaiah 20:2-4 At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Battle of Armageddon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Military Highway Across Asia and the Drying Up of the Euphrates River. . (Revelation 16:12-14) The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Dowry Genesis 24:3, 10, 53-59 And I will make thee swear by the LORD, the God of heaven, and the God of the earth, that thou shalt not take a wife unto my son of the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I dwell: And the servant took ten camels ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Poncho69
Did Manoah see God In Gen 16:7-14 ASV, an angels speaks to Hagar, yet Hadar calls him "Jehovah" and that she has seen him! In Judg 13:1-23 ASV, an angel is called a "man", can eat and drink...! Here is Judg 13:22 ASV "But the angel of Jehovah did ...
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by guru
Army Considers DROPPING Fitness Tests As Women FAIL Massively, Social Justice Is Now In The Military
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.17.1525W MISANDRY & WHAT PRECISELY IS UNPAID DOMESTIC LABOR? The first impropriety that’s noticeable is the presumption that a wife, had she not married at all, would not have otherwise been subject to the same laws of nature as every ...
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.17.1521W MISANDRY & WHAT PRECISELY IS UNPAID DOMESTIC LABOR? The first impropriety that’s noticeable is the presumption that a wife, had she not married at all, would not have otherwise been subject to the same laws of nature as every ...
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.17.15200W MISANDRY & WHAT PRECISELY IS UNPAID DOMESTIC LABOR? The first impropriety that’s noticeable is the presumption that a wife, had she not married at all, would not have otherwise been subject to the same laws of nature as every...
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.17.1515W MISANDRY & WHAT PRECISELY IS UNPAID DOMESTIC LABOR? The first impropriety that’s noticeable is the presumption that a wife, had she not married at all, would not have otherwise been subject to the same laws of nature as every ...
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Haraldson
My wife said she wanted just one of each gender. I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Haraldson
My wife couldn't stop crying while watching this, hopefully you do better :)
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by guru
An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample.” The next ...
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by guru
My wife said, “Did you know butterflies only live for one day?” I said, “That’s a myth.” She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by guru
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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4 weeks ago4w

Posted by guru
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. But I will recover.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by sqeptiq
Is militant NEET-ism the ideology of the future?
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
Canned Heat Let's Work Together ft TotP Audience Feb 1970
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1 month ago1m

Posted by 2FollowHim
Can someone show me the intelligence of this report on what's happening in Israel?
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
A sad-looking man walks into a bar. He looks so down the bartender asks him, “Why the long face?” The man replies dolefully, “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.” The ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
A guy goes to the supermarket one day. He’s doing his shopping when he notices an attractive young woman waving at him. She comes over and says hi to him. He’s taken aback because he can’t think where he knows her from. So he asks her, “Do ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
“I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘Well he can take his hat off for a start!’”
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”
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1 month ago1m

Posted by HistoryCorner
Never gets old..
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1 month ago1m

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.08.0704M VALUE DATING IS REPUGNANT TO THE INDIVIDUALIST MALE! Shake it off gentlemen, she’s not yours it’s just your turn – you’ll never know who’s ridden that bicycle before you or even how hard they rode it. And it’s ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by 1914wizard
21.03.08.0701M VALUE DATING IS REPUGNANT TO THE INDIVIDUALIST MALE! Shake it off gentlemen, she’s not yours it’s just your turn – you’ll never know who’s ridden that bicycle before you or even how hard they rode it. And it’s ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by bacterio
Cancel culture goes on an Odyssey Cancel culture goes on an Odyssey (theamericanconservative.com) I knew eventually Homer would get in trouble. The only universally recognised Homer nowadays is a balding cartoon character with...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Haraldson
One sign that captures it all.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Poncho69
POEM TO CONSIDINE Scanlon was a quick shot But he was the one the bullet got Kelly's aim was best Shot Scanlon in the chest He was good in goal But outside he did fail A man would be a nice sort of dingo To walk out on his mates with a gun in his ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Poncho69
GENGHIS KAHN As long as I am alive I will strive To kill every man and steal his wife Look at all this gold, this is the life This is the place for me Nowhere I would rather be I need a sharper knife I need a longer life There are dust too many For ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by warminster100
Living Truth Daily Devotion 2021-03-04 NEVER TOO OLD “The God of glory appeared to our father Abraham while he was still in Mesopotamia… ‘Leave your country and your people,’ God ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by w0tn0t
Sky News found strong support for Attorney-General Christian Porter among residents in his home seat of Pearce in Western Australia despite his decision to identify himself as the Cabinet minister accused of rape allegations. On Wednesday, the ...
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1 month ago1m

Posted by guru
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
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1 month ago1m

Posted by Cecil_J_Twillie
“You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me." ― Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Feb 26Feb 26

Posted by w0tn0t
Everyone knows the IllegitimatePresident has serious cognitive issues!! THE MEDIA LIE OF THE CENTURY: Dan Bongino: My Secret Service Sources Are Telling Me Joe Biden “Is In Real Significant Trouble” (VIDEO) It’s not a secret to Gateway ...
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Feb 25Feb 25

Posted by MikeHunt
You were warned
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Feb 24Feb 24

Posted by warminster100
Living truth Daily Devotion 2021-02-24 GOD IS GOOD “ wife said to him, ‘Are you still maintaining your integrity? Curse God and die!’ replied, ‘You are talking like a foolish ...
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Feb 23Feb 23

Posted by MassDebater
So listening to a podcast today, a guy called in saying he's an anarchist but he works for the government and his brother argues with him about it. He defenddd himself by saying he needed to use government services such as roads to get around. The ...
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Feb 23Feb 23

Posted by Krunoslav
NTD - Dems Pressure Cable Providers to Stop Hosting Right Wing Media; US Loses 500K Lives to Virus 00:00​ NTD News Today—2/23/2020 01:18​ White House Honors 500K Victims of CCP Virus 02:02​ Texans Still ...
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Feb 23Feb 23

Posted by guru
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Feb 22Feb 22

Posted by warminster100
Living Truth Daily Devotions 2021-02-22 BY FAITH “By faith we understand that the universe was formed at God’s command, so that what is seen was not made out of what was visible.”...
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Feb 21Feb 21

Posted by lnosbourne
Shake my head
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Feb 21Feb 21

Posted by lnosbourne
Joe will make it better sarc
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