A matter of perspective.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Sadly I am required to be, at the VERY LEAST a chin diaper guy in NYC, never muzzled up until I enter a store

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

Needs must when the devil drives, as they say.

Put em' up!

MikeHunt comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Sending this one to my kids

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

Good idea!

Where can my little dog be?

MikeHunt comments on Dec 26, 2020:

OH FUGGIN NOOOO Just farted like a warthog laughing so loud ya rat

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

Cat just did a shit here, feeling a bit simpatico.

Yeah, Bold Move and all I just want to see oh, let's say 8 seconds later...

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Nothing unusual judging by the people in the background.

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

Nice jugs!

Well, no more

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Well they look happy with themselves.

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Well they broke in and just lounged around.

One HAS to laugh

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The pricks!

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt I believe you posted his soup.

One HAS to laugh

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The pricks!

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Looks like a cannibals apartment.

One HAS to laugh

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The pricks!

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt That's no home.

Welp, I'm OUT

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Where is it now?

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Weasles Ripped My Flesh" is an acquired taste. It was one of the first ones I bought also. I think my favorite is Apostrophe.

Welp, I'm OUT

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Where is it now?

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Like Zappa said in "titties and beer". "I do declare how did you get back there".

Welp, I'm OUT

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

Where is it now?

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt E.K.

Here come all the boys

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The others couldn't care less.

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt I think that it predates them, I have never seen them. I saw it in a movie somewhere. Seemed appropriate.

Here come all the boys

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The others couldn't care less.

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt So I can "Dutch Rudder" your neighbors from here, noise wise.

One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 26, 2020:

OK, that's cute, deciding to steal or not to steal

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt I know, You know nothing!

One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail ...

MikeHunt comments on Dec 26, 2020:

OK, that's cute, deciding to steal or not to steal

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

You won't have to run fast to get away with it.

Here come all the boys

guru comments on Dec 26, 2020:

The others couldn't care less.

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt She's really pissed.

Oh, so You don't like Service dogs?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Hey! he kicked me in the crack!

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Hunter, Bunter, smack and crack, Biden's reindeer out the back. (nonsense butt why the fuck not!)

Oh, so You don't like Service dogs?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Hey! he kicked me in the crack!

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Yeah ! if you don't want to be the butt of an osmosis joke.

I'm gonna carry Santa's coal with me to Hell for this one but Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Or in a murder victims hand.

guru replies on Dec 26, 2020:

@MikeHunt Well I guess they had to be dealt with.

Smoked Salmon and Chicken?

MikeHunt comments on Dec 25, 2020:

The jokes are strong this evening i see

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyr74Rs6BWU

Now the AOC virus.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Some scary shit right there, bet she has vagina denta too (look it up)

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

If she did they would be decayed. Just sayin"

Now the AOC virus.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Some scary shit right there, bet she has vagina denta too (look it up)

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

I was thinking of becoming a Dentist, just needed some incentive.

Starving on a desert isle, which one goes first?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

They would be o.k in the dessert aisle.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt Just ate a lot of pavlova that my daughter made so now I agree with you. Only have it once a year, it's a bit of a rush!!

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 25, 2020:

And yet I can put "stripperpussy69" and it works fine

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt They all deserve a good fucking anyway.

This had to be intentional, right?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That is an awful building. No wonder the door at the bottom leans to the left.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt Santa Clause is coming to town. Gonna get sleighed!!

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 25, 2020:

And yet I can put "stripperpussy69" and it works fine

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

Psychological profile being built as we speak!

Read the whole Covid relief bill challenge.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 25, 2020:

LOL, Only took 97 years

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

It's like a haunted house, you need to watch for the hidden passages. Of course the back passages are spoken for.

This had to be intentional, right?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That is an awful building. No wonder the door at the bottom leans to the left.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt My wife collects axes lol

This had to be intentional, right?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That is an awful building. No wonder the door at the bottom leans to the left.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt Dig him up and chop him up!! You must separate the head from the body!

This had to be intentional, right?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That is an awful building. No wonder the door at the bottom leans to the left.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt A song for your balls! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I7yAC1Pz6Y

The Great Google Crash: The World’s Dependency Revealed [youtube.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Very dangerous situation.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@Krunoslav Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones!!

This had to be intentional, right?

AdrianRainbow comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That's the 'actual' door of perception.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

So it opens inward.

Do you get FM on those.

Rosary_Trace comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Can you imagine the B&C points on that one?

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

Boone and Crockett would be impressed.

Obviously not the Love of Her Life, she seems unpleased with the results of this....nail file?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I think it's a color chart.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHunt Maybe it's a match stick.

Obviously not the Love of Her Life, she seems unpleased with the results of this....nail file?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I think it's a color chart.

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

@MikeHuntThe stick matches her skin.

How important is Christianity to the future of the Western world?

MmeLinspecteur comments on Dec 24, 2020:

I personally find it important because of the moral and ethical teachings heavily used within Christianity, but I don't think everyone HAS to be Christian to be moral and ethical. It helps to have those ideas spread heavily though so those who have no knowledge of the faith and its teachings can ...

guru replies on Dec 25, 2020:

Makes perfect sense. Merry Christmas.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

angelo comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Only if said fridge is stacked with beer?

guru replies on Dec 23, 2020:

I think the light in the fridge lights up his face, had me for awhile.

Just in case you were getting tired of all this MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN stuff, you’ll find our ...

JobyOneKenobi comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Old useless prick.

guru replies on Dec 23, 2020:

That's flattering him.

Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... If you're not in prison.

Satch comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Who was it that said 'rape is just surprise sex'? :P

guru replies on Dec 22, 2020:

66,200,000 results on google for that question.:)

Well that's one achievement.

JacksonNought comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Actually Willie Brown had been estranged from his wife for at least a decade before he and Kamala dated.

guru replies on Dec 22, 2020:

Kamala Harris did have a relationship with Willie Brown, who later served as San Francisco’s mayor, between 1994 and 1995 . The Los Angeles Times first linked the pair in 1994 when Harris, beginning her career in the Alameda County District Attorney's Office, was 29 and Brown, speaker of the California State Assembly, was 60. Although Brown was legally married at the time, he had reportedly been estranged from his wife, Blanche Brown, since 1981, according to People magazine.

You can still cup your face.

MDonaldson comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Dare I say it?.. These guys look like boobs...

guru replies on Dec 21, 2020:

Well it is boobish behavior.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?

turnerjolene48 comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Send a fountain of smart to our governments. I think they are sorely dificient in any kind of smarts

guru replies on Dec 21, 2020:

Better take it to them in person, there is something dodgy about the mail.

I had a stiff neck for a month.

turnerjolene48 comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Jimmy Durante is back?

guru replies on Dec 21, 2020:

The schnozzola.

Lets face it, time to stop horsing around.

Penrodster comments on Dec 20, 2020:

I am holding myself back from making a joke about Sarah Jessica Parker having a snack in the park...

guru replies on Dec 20, 2020:

@Penrodster I didn't find it rude at all, just funny.

Lets face it, time to stop horsing around.

Penrodster comments on Dec 20, 2020:

I am holding myself back from making a joke about Sarah Jessica Parker having a snack in the park...

guru replies on Dec 20, 2020:

I think it's too late:)

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. — Mark Twain

CuriousFury comments on Dec 20, 2020:

No one likes to be laughed at.

guru replies on Dec 20, 2020:

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand,” one of Mark Twain's most famous quotes, propounds the idea that humor can serve as a social corrective in American political life.

Million MAGA Protest in Washington DC on January 6th [youtube.com]

Tom81 comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I'm guessing this is going to result in the biggest street fight ever. I wonder if that's part of the plan (it would seem like the perfect time to roll out the national guard)

guru replies on Dec 20, 2020:

@Tom81 Sadly I feel that you are right. So many people just bite into what they are fed without any thought. Sport,T.V, Shopping, we run around the playpen not taking part in the real drama of the world around us.

A moment captured...strangeness turns into a great dad

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Great pic! Check out the thumb on the big hand though.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Or E.T.

A moment captured...strangeness turns into a great dad

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Great pic! Check out the thumb on the big hand though.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Looks like Yoda in the flesh.

Million MAGA Protest in Washington DC on January 6th [youtube.com]

Tom81 comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I'm guessing this is going to result in the biggest street fight ever. I wonder if that's part of the plan (it would seem like the perfect time to roll out the national guard)

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Sometimes there needs to be a fight.

Had fun with these machines

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I follow!

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt You could write a book my friend.

I only laughed because I have a contract with 2 friends to actually do this and also destroy all ...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well it pays to plan ahead.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt I KNOW NOTHING!

Hope I didn't ruin Family Table Game night

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

A bit of déjà vu on this one.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Just viewing lol.

Hope I didn't ruin Family Table Game night

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

A bit of déjà vu on this one.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt No need to be sorry! I like a variety of "cats".

Truly top notch professionals in Graphic Design

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

It's a sign that they are going out of business.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Yeah the writings on the wall or door in this case.

I've read stuff from the "Dark Web" you really don't need a light

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He's spotted something!

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt No lights on in the people next to him.

I'm kinda tall but WTF?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Potty training for future mountain climbers.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Good tip.

Dude, she sees you as a seat, move on

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Dude likes a warm back or maybe he's looking for some balls online?

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt No cum back?

Dude, she sees you as a seat, move on

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Dude likes a warm back or maybe he's looking for some balls online?

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Maybe he's looking for a purse for the balls he has.

Dude, she sees you as a seat, move on

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Dude likes a warm back or maybe he's looking for some balls online?

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Maybe shes a Chiropractor just giving his back a crack.

Katie Hopkins: Why are doctors and nurses complicit in this? [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wait, WTF? HIV?

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

3 am here. over and out:)

Katie Hopkins: Why are doctors and nurses complicit in this? [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wait, WTF? HIV?

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Yeah they canceled the trials here because they were getting "false HIV readings". No way am I getting a vaccine shot.

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Biden rally.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Yeah it took it's toll.

What Waits Beneath...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

They won't see me here!

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Always playing cat and mouse.

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Biden rally.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Well the cars are empty just the same as the rallies.

In March 2020 the streets were actually as empty as that in NYC

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sorry! I was looking at all the empty streets.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Not as bad here but there was a lot less traffic and near empty shops.

Intern versus Boss

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well he got big.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Nice coat.

How Klispy Kleams are made (you don't want to see this)

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Your right! Too late.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt I'm over it:)

My TP Empire is in danger

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sure are rollin' em' out.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Used to smoke joints stuck in a toilet tube for a makeshift pipe.

I didn't do shit, it was the cat. Oh we don't have a cat?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

That's a shit door!

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt I saw a tree earlier.

China pledges cooperation on tracing coronavirus origin [youtube.

Tom81 comments on Dec 18, 2020:

What's to bet that by cooperation they mean showing other nations planted fake evidence 😒

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@Krunoslav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-YyTxoozgQ

As my position in Hell has been confirmed why not post this?

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

And gave me a thick shake.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt That's a flesh neck brace.

China pledges cooperation on tracing coronavirus origin [youtube.

Tom81 comments on Dec 18, 2020:

What's to bet that by cooperation they mean showing other nations planted fake evidence 😒

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@Krunoslav Blamed Australia also.

Bird brain joke.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Sorry, been stealing a lot from you lately, anyway....yoinks

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Fine by me;)

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Birds fly south for the winter so historically the south was for the birds.

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Peckerwoods? or is that a racist remark.

I mean, honestly? How?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Take a crap right there!

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt wood be hard. (oops wrong post.)

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Wood pecker?

I mean, honestly? How?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Take a crap right there!

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt They should provide a stool.

Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz (Official Video) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 19, 2020:

So much like the time warp from rocky horror show, yeah, i attended a show or two, insane people, lots of communial fun when you're young (people throwing stuff on cue, also dammit Jannet shouted in unison), okay let's compare... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt Back in Beethoven's day it was considered the highest compliment to copy other musicians. Copyright is very stifling.

Thanks for the sign but I kinda noticed...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Needs a sign on the hump for the hole.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

@MikeHunt It's a sign of the times. (moan)

Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz (Official Video) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 19, 2020:

So much like the time warp from rocky horror show, yeah, i attended a show or two, insane people, lots of communial fun when you're young (people throwing stuff on cue, also dammit Jannet shouted in unison), okay let's compare... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

The Ballroom Blitz reminds me a bit of this one (not the main melody) I think everyone borrowed back then. ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l61MFiIeuVM

I, at least, have a clear path to the bathroom

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This guy is an amputee or this is photoshoped. Just saying.

guru replies on Dec 19, 2020:

Also it's a rubbish pic:)

Quit horsing around.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 18, 2020:

AOC! Get back in the Congress barn!

guru replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Wrong end:)

Sweet performing "Fox On The Run" on 45 recorded at the Granada Studios in Manchester in 1975.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Yeah, same song I used to scream alone in my car speeding down the Cross Island Expressway, going WAY too fast !! Love it!

guru replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Only two speeds back then, stop and full speed.

Viewers Spot Bizarre Occurrence When Needle Plunges Into Nurse's Arm at Televised Vaccination ...

jpnese comments on Dec 18, 2020:

was a fake injection the needle appeared to be inserted but the syringe was not pushed down.....per my eyes

guru replies on Dec 18, 2020:

No not pushed down!

Meanwhile in my home state of Pennsylvania.

RitBorg comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Full body condom or do you just have woke sec fighting the oppression? :p

guru replies on Dec 18, 2020:

Or get your junk vulcanized!!

Donald Trump Case REJECTED by Supreme Court because of This?? [youtube.com]

Edgework comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Lin Woods claims the John Roberts who shows up on Jeffrey Epstein’s Lolita Express flight logs is, in fact, our beloved Chief Justice. Makes sense; they’ve got something heavy on him. I’d always assumed they had pictures of him fucking a live goat or a dead boy, but an Epstein honey trap is ...

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Pull no punches:)

Tick...tick... tick... tick... tick..

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Doomsday clock?

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@Serg97 Yes.

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MR28NW1sLM

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@MikeHunt Poop deck!! now your killin" me.

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@MikeHunt Plenty of toilet paper then! My Wife just told me about your snow on the news, thanks for the confirmation:)

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

@MikeHunt Might need to go out in the snow to cool off.

Heart - "Barracuda" (1977) [youtube.com]

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I mean, even the way she holds the mic,,, Hot Damn! Always loved this one

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

The mic needs a cigarette.

To name a few.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Warned my youngest daughter about the "Drop Bears" before she went to your accursed Island, she told ME about toilet Spiders!

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

Drop Bears lol.

Enough for now "I'll be back"!

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Used to play with those, quite fun, sometimes DO return, kind of

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRX-JEgGrWY

Q: Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road? A: To see his flatmate.

MikeHunt comments on Dec 17, 2020:

My summers in upstate NY saw a HUGE amount (well, actually SMELLED a huge amount) of squished skunks. Are Wombats that common of road Kill in Oz?

guru replies on Dec 17, 2020:

No not common, more with kangaroos but wombats are so solid they can cause your car to roll over if you hit one.

He just LOVES it there, no worries

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I had to get my (identical) cat down from the rafters this morning.

guru replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@MikeHunt Yeah. our cats leave the rats on the doorstep or part of them anyway.

He just LOVES it there, no worries

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I had to get my (identical) cat down from the rafters this morning.

guru replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@MikeHunt After rats actually. Rural here and the cats get rid of the rats. Bless em'.

Quite a conundrum

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

For some of the spiders we get in the house here you would need a hammer!!

guru replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@MikeHunt Yeah Redbacks, I think you call them Black Widows there. My boots are Redbacks. An Ozzy brand!