WRETCHED GRETCHEN STILL HAS A PULSE

At least her prospects to share the ticket with Hidin Biden would seem to still live, given that she’s the first person on his short list to actually meet with him, face mask to face mask. Never underestimate the political currency that flows from shameless pandering. The self-styled Tsarina of Michigan this week declared racism to be a public health crisis. (Rumors that she’s petitioned “Tony the Fraud” Fauci to develop a vaccine have not been verified,)

Do it, Joe. Do it. I speak on behalf of Deplorables everywhere who want her no where near any levers of true power, but who very much want to see her on the ticket with you. It’d be a two-fer gift to Trump.

For one, you’ll piss off the woke minions who somehow have deluded themselves into thinking you’d locked yourself into choosing a Black woman for the ticket. Surprise! Joe meant what he’s been saying for all of his 47 years in office: he’s a racist and doesn’t make much of an effort to hide it.

All the candidates have baggage. Susan Rice still hasn’t answered for Benghazi Sunday, her five-in-row serial lie fest about the “hateful video” she knew was a complete fabrication. Karen Bass is a Communist through and through. Kamala Harris is an insufferably unlikeable hustler who slept her way into politics, and is no where near as smart or clever as she thinks she is. Liz Warren is a cynical liar and fake Cherokee, even more annoying and unlikable than Harris. And Hillary reeks of corruption and failure.

But Wretched Gretchen blows them all out of the water. Despised in her own state, likely to face a recall if she can’t fail upward with Joe, her transgressions are the kind that cut to the bone for ordinary people who just want to be left alone to carve out a living for themselves, unfettered by the kind of power-mad government intrusions that she has made a hallmark of her reign.

“My policies are all that matter,” she tells us. “I can’t be concerned with individual inconveniences. I have an agenda.”

In other words, we are her subjects, and our opinions mean nothing. I wonder where she found that in the Constitution.

So Joe, put her on stage. Let us listen to her defend her record. That’ll be almost as entertaining as watching you try to form a coherent sentence.

[nypost.com]