Ufff, that must have hurt.

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

That's brutal.

Miniature escape artists.

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

Check the dogs bed.

The art of handwriting useless as a communication tool.

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

"Try and sue". "Not a chance".

Oysters Actually Can Change Sexes!! Oysters that were initially male can become female over time.

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

Gender studies?? I was looking for dictation classes.

I swear. the inside of this cheese grater looks like the start of most pre 2005 music videos. lol

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

Grate clips back then.

Kind of true. lol

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

So true.

Meantime, in Wuhan...

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

That's how it goes.

A little culture...

guru comments on May 30, 2021:

Going to get some steroids.

[youtu.

guru comments on May 29, 2021:

This was so advanced when it was released and is still awesome.

Matt Walsh Tries to Laugh at Feminist Comedian Hannah Gadsby! (WARNING: 99% Will Fail) - YouTube

guru comments on May 29, 2021:

I would rather have a tooth pulled than watch her.

Feeling a little punny tonight

guru comments on May 29, 2021:

I think I am four, am I there yet ?

Warning! Dad joke! 🤣

guru comments on May 29, 2021:

Only in a rerun.

Mum knows EVERYTHING. 😂

guru comments on May 29, 2021:

I have and she's a real doll.

The Danish pastry that the world has come to know was introduced to Denmark in 1870s, when striking ...

guru comments on May 29, 2021:

My daughter in law is Danish and is starting a small pastry business here in Australia.

The men in medieval England didn’t only wear armored suits.

guru comments on May 28, 2021:

Hey! check out my package.

The Way of Life at the Age of Mesolithic: The societies in northern Europe were able to live well in...

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Maybe warming is a good thing.

Research suggests that yawning may play an essential role in cooling our brains.

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Made me yawn reading this, they are very catching.

The World's Oldest Hotel Has Been Operating Since 705 A.

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Looks welcoming.

Before 1066, England had no system of using surnames.

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Ian Cognito.

Who’s your daddy?

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Did you say titties and beer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8B1egwXnTo

You can hear it coming

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

You will hear it coming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY

Golddigger's Gym

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Their lips are thin.

Be afraid...be very afraid...

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

Doug has been digging in the backyard again.

"The fact that the term 'colored people' is considered offensive while the term 'people of color' is...

guru comments on May 27, 2021:

There is no such thing as color. “A color only exists in your head,” says neuroscientist Beau Lotto. “There’s such a thing as light. There’s such a thing as energy. There’s no such thing as color.” https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/that-dress-isnt-blue-or-gold-because-color-doesnt-exist

The wilds of mainland Australia are experiencing a special kind of baby boom—one that hasn’t ...

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

That's awesome.

Iceland History: In 874 Viking explorers from Norway settled on the island.

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

Unproductive Monks.

In medieval England, not only men, but women too were bestowed with the title of a knight.

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

Another woman to wear full armour into battle was the Duchess Gaita of Lombardy (also called Sikelgaita) She was a knight in her own right.

When they give @Guru the task of writing signs....

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

By gravel the world is made to please everybody's mining for something.

Summer is finally here!!!!

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

So a bit of "global warming" might be welcomed.

War does not determine who is right, only who is remaining. - Finnish proverb

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

It did determine "the right of conquest".

What do Cannon Balls do when they’re in love? Make bbs.

guru comments on May 26, 2021:

@HistoryCorner A BB gun is a type of air gun designed to shoot metallic ball projectiles called BBs which are approximately the same size as BB-size lead birdshot .

Tyr is a Norse war god, but also the god who presides over matters of law and justice.

guru comments on May 25, 2021:

Tuesday here today.

BUSTED! Michigan Gov Gretchen Whitmer CAUGHT Violating Her Own Covid Orders [youtube.

guru comments on May 24, 2021:

Pretty much normal for these people.

Early Horses Had 14 Toes Total, While Modern Horses Only Have Four.

guru comments on May 24, 2021:

Learning more every day.

Ah, this is why women live longer than men, no? 😂 [youtube.com]

guru comments on May 24, 2021:

Fun is short lived.

Drone footage captures devastation of Congo's volcanic eruption [youtu.be]

guru comments on May 24, 2021:

That's a lot of lava.

Uh-oh... 😁

guru comments on May 23, 2021:

Well that's three hours for the birds.

Warning! Dad joke! 😂

guru comments on May 23, 2021:

Nothing seems to rattle him.

See what I did there?

guru comments on May 23, 2021:

That's a fact.

A-A-Abe man by the kinks [youtube.com]

guru comments on May 22, 2021:

Awesome talent.

The old Switch-a-Roo continues

guru comments on May 22, 2021:

Imagine that being the other way round, meltdown.

I'm the great pretender....

guru comments on May 22, 2021:

And there is 7,874,965,825 of them.

What kind of monsters does that???

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

Unless it's from my immediate family I don't answer calls and sometimes not from them either.

Step right up!

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

Better keep Biden away from those steps.

Irish History: In 1853 a Dundalk man named John Coffee built the Dundalk Jail.

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

Oops.

Feel free to make your own jokes here, mine would be to obvious

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

They love to be tickled under the chin.

It's a centipup

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

That's a stretch.

We've had a lot of people trying to hoard gasoline here, this genius won't get too far

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

Might be safer than a plastic bag.

I know it's an pic but...

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

The indignity.

It's America Dammit! We have the right!

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

They are tough.

The History of the 2 day weekend! The weekend came to be as a result of the Industrial ...

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

And god helg to you.

My new car!

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

Rolls Royce...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9cjazxRcyM

The Choctaw, Cherokee, Creek, Chickasaw, and Seminole tribes were called the “Five Civilized ...

guru comments on May 21, 2021:

Great post.

WOKE Chicago Mayor REFUSES to Grant Interviews to WHITE Reporters as Leftism Begins to COLLAPSE...

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

The people that call everyone else racist are themselves the worst racists.

The first 3D film, called The Power of Love, had its premiere at Los Angeles' Ambassador Hotel ...

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

That is both surprising and amazing.

Dutch Police carry teddy bears with them on the job in case they need to help out a traumatized ...

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

Nice.

Expand it!... Literally... 😂

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

lateral thinking.

What's the oldest thing in your kitchen that you still use?

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

My mothers butter knife that I have had my whole life.

I bet there is an app for this. 😆

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

An extremely loud short profanity just before slamming it down.

Early Americans Used Corn Cobs as Toilet Paper.

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

That's one of the strangest things I've heard.

The word “avocado” is Nahuatl, an old Central Mexican/Aztec Indian word for “testicle.

guru comments on May 20, 2021:

Yeah, lets have a ball.

In Canada, the Hudson Bay region seems to be "missing" gravity.

guru comments on May 19, 2021:

Deep ocean basins will therefore have low gravity.

“A man may live after losing his life, but not after losing his honour” - Celtic proverb

guru comments on May 19, 2021:

Death before dishonor.

It's like a crack party!!!!

guru comments on May 19, 2021:

You might need some more oil in your diet.

The Earth Weighs About 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Pounds. Now say that fast 10 times.

guru comments on May 19, 2021:

Water. The ocean accounts for 0.022 percent of the total weight of earth, weighing an estimated 1,450,000,000,000,000,000 short tons (1 short ton = 2,000lbs).

Pelosi NIGHTMARE! New Poll Shows Democrats Headed for Election BLOODBATH in 2022 Midterms ...

guru comments on May 18, 2021:

Still hope then.

Gracefully curving lur horns, found in Denmark, are the world’s oldest surviving musical ...

guru comments on May 18, 2021:

Thanks, I'de never heard of them. I just found this...Its length can reach between 1.5 meters and 2 meters. It has been found in Norway, Denmark, South Sweden, and Northern Germany. Illustrations of lurs have also been found on several rock paintings in Scandinavia.

Can't remember driving home

guru comments on May 18, 2021:

Took one step forward and two or three back, repeat.

Let's have some fun.

guru comments on May 18, 2021:

We would leave a beer out at Christmas for the dunny man.

Admit it !!!

guru comments on May 18, 2021:

A small treasure.

What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe?

guru comments on May 18, 2021:

An Australian favorite 5.8 alcohol by volume. Nice.

This is a 1,300-year-old arrow from the peak period of hunting at the Langfonne ice patch in Norway.

guru comments on May 17, 2021:

This 3300 year old Bronze age shoe was found there also.

What do you think? Did Woods botch the executions on purpose? Vid: [youtu.be]

guru comments on May 16, 2021:

After a few mistakes he could have corrected the problems. I would say it was planned that way.

They're right... It does sound better

guru comments on May 16, 2021:

My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM, you could say she's into strapping young lads.

Canadian James Naismith invented basketball to give his physical education students at the YMCA ...

guru comments on May 16, 2021:

Old style basketball with laces.

The Oldest Human Found In Australia was Mungo Man.

guru comments on May 16, 2021:

42,000 years old.

Living quite rural... This is me too often. Bonga monga...

guru comments on May 16, 2021:

OMG I've been cut off!!

The Letter Z Was Removed from the Alphabet for 200 Years.

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Amazing.

Fuggin Fine, I'm comfy

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Dog looks board.

I've worked in TV before, sometimes we only have the head shots talking , so a bit of improv may be ...

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Took me awhile to see what was going on there.

Happy Saturday 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Bath day.

Norse Mythology: The elves are luminous beings, “more beautiful than the sun,”whose exalted ...

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Interesting as always.

Fugg you and goodbye Ralph, i got my true love tattooed on my shoulder

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Head and shoulders above the rest.

Modern kids gaze upon ancient relics

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Taking a picture, lol.

THAT BETTER NOT BE PAINT!!! oh Jesus fuck

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

I hope it's water based.

Liberal Leader WARNS Woke Left Faces EXTINCTION as Center-Left Collapses in Europe ...

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

Blair is a criminal.

A true gentleman

guru comments on May 15, 2021:

That's ok babe your mother came to visit last night so I went out.

Somebodys gonna get nipped unless you share

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

They could fit in a purse.

Good doggo!!!

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

Great pic.

Leg Day is important

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

Another one I need to reflect on.

Things don't always work out as expected

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

The should have stuck with batinoff.

Heavy traffic on Aisle 5

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

Moove along.

I am your new hat, Mr Nutria

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

You must be kidding, I don't need a hat.

Care for some Champagne?

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

Intoxicating chastity belt.

Hair carried maybe a bit too far

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

A squid guarding a sunken chest.

Kind of sad in so many ways... LifeSucks

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

Know what you mean.

The word is DECK. So innocent. 🤣😍

guru comments on May 14, 2021:

Who's the deck in my dick chair?

“When men encounter enemies in the fight, a robust heart is better than a sharp sword.

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

A robust heart without a sword will soon have one.

What did the Vikings eat?

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

Made me hungry, sounds healthy.

Ex-Generals WARN Biden is COLLAPSING as World BURNS and TRUMP Proven Right on Wall ...

guru comments on May 13, 2021:

I'm glad someone has spoken up.