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Mechanic comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Or perhaps they are planning to do things that would make law abiding citizens shot back.

The Left jumped and yelled, "Read Across America Day! Let's celebrate diverse authors! Banning ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 5, 2021:

I love the damp kitty line, but perhaps that’s the rum talking.

Don't hurry back.

Mechanic comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Very true.

The Left Handed Screw Driver [youtube.com]

Mechanic comments on Mar 8, 2021:

To be fair Matco makes a right handed screw driver and it absolutely sucks. The handle is tri-lobed with a partial twist that fits in the right hand well, but Fuck left handed people apparently!

I would argue that having riots in 100 cities suggests the government isn't working for some people.

Mechanic comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Most of the riots she saw opportunity, but the riot at the capital she viewed as a threat.

Moe writes: The FBI begain committing political crimes for their leftest master Obama, with cover ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 9, 2021:

My only disagreement with this is the time line of their loss of credibility. When they illegally spied on US citizens in 2016 (and probably sooner) they lost their integrity and credibility.

"I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark."

Mechanic comments on Mar 9, 2021:

All of them... or all the ones alive after 40 days.

Check this out ?

Mechanic comments on Mar 9, 2021:

I’m obsessed with trump also, Biden is a pawn for the CCP. Siri can go duck herself. TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

PowerMag: Fusion is the power source of the future (and always will be.

Mechanic comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Fusion definitely seems to be the future, but fission seems to be a smart intermediate power source.

Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?

Mechanic comments on Mar 11, 2021:

It’s the Rona! I’m sticking to that story.

Well.

Mechanic comments on Mar 11, 2021:

I give you creativity points, not that they are worth anything.

The power of positive thinking and it would suck to be you lol

Mechanic comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Having seen your other post, I could confirm adorable. Badass seems possible but I can’t confirm.

Islam is far more than a religion.

Mechanic comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Muhammad started out as a religious leader, before becoming a political leader, and finally a military leader. Most historical figures are judged by there actions at the end of their life not the actions they took at the begging of their life. For example Alfred Nobel is known for the peace prize not dynamite and Benedict Arnold is known for his treason not his heroism in the revolutionary war. By this reasoning we should view Muhammad as a political military leader not a peaceful religious leader.

All photos of Politicians should be replaced with this image Hint Turn head to the right - ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Good one, took me a while to see it.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

Mechanic comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Steven Crowder recommends Spartan Body armor.

Smoke ALL the POT You Want BUT DON’T GET “PARANOID”?

Mechanic comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Looks like I can add another reason that my state sucks.

Yeah, I'm keeping this as a reaction pic but certain Punsters can see when it will be used

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Why the long face?

His Sweetie-Pie

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

It looks like she will have her cake and eat it also, but technically it’s a variety of pie not cake.

Presentation is important

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Creative presentation.

Yeah, I might skip coffee today

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Makes me glad I don’t like coffee, besides coffee is for adults anyways.

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy… so I got drunk.

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Beer goggles work every time.

Sign might be shopped, Attitude is the same

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

No sign, you did not stutter, but you’re full of shit so they should ignore you the same.

Barristas have gone too far

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

This movement needs to end.

When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes fully groan.

Mechanic comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Here I was thinking that it’s when the punchline becomes apparent.

Hahhahaaaaaaa

Mechanic comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Can’t say I’ve had a day start that good recently.

What was your perspective eight years ago?

Mechanic comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Eight years ago I would have said that the government was corrupt and that the government that governs least governs best. I would not have gone as far as to say the government was watching me or that they would kill their own citizens. Now I don’t trust the government to do the right thing at all.

Guns don't kill people, governments do.

Mechanic comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Shows what the government views as a problem.

After sex last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Perhaps if you had added a noun to qualify your agreement in regards to a specific anatomical region you might have been ok.

Don't know what to say, Dad... 😂

Mechanic comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Don’t you wish this evil on me!

([youtube.com], it's machine shop stuff

Mechanic comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Big fan of Adam. He definitely takes some heavy cuts on his machines.

I got 10 points. How about you?

Mechanic comments on Mar 17, 2021:

10 for me, I have new things to do still.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? “I’ll see you next month.”

Mechanic comments on Mar 18, 2021:

I’m a little disturbed that I laughed at this.

BigLeaguePolitics: Milwaukee Judge, prominent supporter of 'Drag Queen Story Hour,' is arrested on ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Never would have seen that coming, it’s so shocking.

If only they would.

Mechanic comments on Mar 18, 2021:

So very true.

You're doing fine! 😁 😆

Mechanic comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Well I wouldn’t even be popular there.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit

Mechanic comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Had to read this twice to get it, but I like it.

I am incorrigible

Mechanic comments on Mar 19, 2021:

You have a dirty mind and I like it.

I plead the 5th

Mechanic comments on Mar 19, 2021:

I can’t decide if I’m scared or turned on.

I make clowns cry

Mechanic comments on Mar 19, 2021:

You would fit in well in Kansas.

I don't pay much attention to Crowder to be honest, but this article drew my attention.

Mechanic comments on Mar 19, 2021:

I listen to his shows frequently, if I’m thinking of the right show, I saw him mocking the government program to help farmers of color more than he was mocking black farmers. Such a small number of farmers are of non Caucasian decent that government programs to favor this small minority seems like poor management at best.

Funny History Fact: - Whoever invented the fire hydrant deserves a lot of credit, but we’ll ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Very interesting and ironic.

Pimped out for sure

Mechanic comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Doesn’t appear to have any functional value, but it does appear to be creative and original.

Seems the Simpsons are a much bigger part of our lives than we realise 🤣😋

Mechanic comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Well there is no practical reason based in reality to fear nuclear power so a cartoon character makes more sense than anything else.

Peer-Reviewed Study Claims CDC Skewed CCP Virus Fatalities Upward Based on data for all recorded ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Not shocked, but definitely outraged.

So, I have a question given what is going on at the Mexican/US border: Why is the United States ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Double standards, the only standards they have.

Just kinda interesting

Mechanic comments on Mar 20, 2021:

I knew Dolphins had more developed brains, but that is still surprising to see the size difference.

I recently decided to (get rid of) my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

Mechanic comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Get rid of?

Ronald Reagan's first job was as a lifeguard.

Mechanic comments on Mar 24, 2021:

But did he take on Cornpop like our supreme leader?

US Secretary of State Blinken Accuses Russia of Disinformation and Eroding Trust on Vaccines ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 24, 2021:

The CDC and WHO did a pretty good job from my perspective, when they artificially inflated numbers, and intentionally downplayed viable treatment options.

No, it's not easier to buy a gun than cast a first ballot- [bearingarms.]

Mechanic comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Not even close, though if the election results were legitimate, the ballot can be far more destructive.

It even comes with cheat codes!

Mechanic comments on Mar 24, 2021:

It’s a little odd having a game that forces you to use cheat codes before you can even start playing.

i haven't looked into this but you have a/c etc on the vehicle

Mechanic comments on Mar 24, 2021:

What I’m seeing is 100 miles per charge was more likely at a average speed of 20mph.

yea i am tire of all the bull!

Mechanic comments on Mar 25, 2021:

The future is certain, it’s s the past that is unpredictable.

During the prohibition era, the government did not just try to dissuade drinking through fines and ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 26, 2021:

The government was doing it for your protection?

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Mechanic comments on Mar 27, 2021:

Guilty, I have 6. Wings, Nuggets, Tenders, Chick-fil-a, Eggs & Bacon, N waffles

IDW/Slug is infested with peeps who "click like" as though they were viewing Facebook memes.

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

A lot of posts I don’t have anything constructive to add to the conversation, of course sometimes I comment and still don’t have anything constructive to add just snarky sarcasm.

First I've seen this, who knows....

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

It looks questionable for being photoshopped, but I would be very shocked if it was true.

some days I am

Mechanic comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Stolen!

Did someone say cactus?

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

S&M?

Some folks at Duke University are in an uproar over what amounts to an opinion at best, and a ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

The article makes it out to be a hate crime and every black man should be terrified for their life. From what was posted only men using illegal drugs and using counterfeit money should be scared, and that would honestly save lives if they changed actions because of that fear.

Start counting backwards from a 100, it might be faster lol

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Not yet for me, but the tape measure trick helps me out for sure.

Overconfidence shot down (and retaliate) Part 6 😂

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

It’s been a while since I took geography, but I thought Korea was part of Asia. Though I don’t have a clue what or who bts is.

APU LIFE - Home Plumbing Repairs ! Apu helps Gurlf do some plumbing.

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Sometimes pipes need some work in order to flow freely.

Just interesting

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I’m intrigued does this serve a purpose?

Antibacterial soaps no better than normal soap.

Mechanic comments on Mar 29, 2021:

If we are going to wash the bacteria down the drain then there is no reason to kill it first.

Good news, residents of Baltimore Mike Huckabee Your City State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have a feeling that like most things the government does, this will make things worse.

A guy takes his car in to the mechanic after it mysteriously stops working The mechanic opens up ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I’m willing to bet that the car in the picture won’t start.

Hubble Image of the Veil Nebula

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

What an amazing creator!

Northern Lights over Iceland's erupting volcano

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That is amazingly beautiful!

You got my vote (but it'll get turned by Dominion)

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I wish I lived in her district, I really need to go to her restaurant sometime.

“I’m reading a book about gravity. It’s really heavy.”

Mechanic comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Gravity is both one of the strongest forces in the universe and one of the weakest at the same time.

I am incorrigible but I am not that bad

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Dolphins are ruthless perverts.

Trolls welcome to respond

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Very true.

Seems to me I got 30 days for this one

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

The truth can be offensive.

This kid is going places....

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

The government does it.

A good mate of mine made a 316SS copy of our original airbox so that we could run a 4" intake with ...

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

That turned out beautiful, she ought to breath far easier through that then the factory Air box.

07 Hayabusa suspension and brake upgrade.

Mechanic comments on Mar 31, 2021:

She cleaned up pretty good.

There were female Gladiators.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Learn something new every day apparently.

NASA alters its Mars project page after Chinese media spot Taiwan listed as a country & hint at ...

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I’m sorry your connection was breaking up, I didn’t hear that question... no don’t repeat it, let’s just move to the next question...click

Pipe dreams.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I wish, that would make a big difference.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing...they’re stuck up bitches.

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That’s funny!

Not sure about wisdom but understanding

Mechanic comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Definitely familiar with the majority of this list.

My New Year’s resolution is to get in shape. I choose round.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Mine has been to get fat and die young, like 99% of people I have not kept my resolutions the last 15 years.

It's not really a joke, but you will always this read wrong.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Took me like 10 times to catch it.

Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

So true.

just for laughs

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I don’t fully trust these companies, I trust our government even less.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Stealing this.

It's not really a joke, but you will always this read wrong.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

My wife caught it the second time reading it.

Federalist: Stephen C.

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

I lack the faith to believe in anything other than a Devine creator.

"Big Tech" is more powerful than the U.S. Government. [rumble.com]

Mechanic comments on Apr 2, 2021:

While I’m no fan of big tech, they are still forced to provide a product to maintain their power (the users are the product). The government has the power to maintain their position by force and coercion.

Why do you have to watch out for ninjas’ farts? They’re silent — but deadly.

Mechanic comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That must be pretty bad to get that reaction.

Too late.....

Mechanic comments on Apr 3, 2021:

At my work we try to make things dummy proof, then we hire better dummies that still screw out up.

I hope I don't crash the system lol

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

@Weltansicht you seem to be doing ok, you are using complete sentences that make sense. Joe on the other hand, well his luck seems to be holding out still. His brain seems to have gone on vacation.

If I was on facebook, I would be....

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

I joined Facebook back when you needed a college email and it was a way to meet chicks, got rid of it about 10 years ago.

Happy Easter you fabulous Sluggers! Hope you're all having a wonderful, blessed weekend! xxx

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Thanks, happy Easter to you as well Daisy!

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Mechanic comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Not fully, the pool has chlorine that’s really effective!

In 1984, Methyl isocyanate leaks out of an American Union Carbide plant in Bhopal, India.

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

That is a massive range in the estimated death toll, how is there a variation of 13.5 thousand people?

I DON'T need a Trans-visibility day.

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

Well said!

Won't enforce other laws....so....

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

The governor of NM has pretty much been a tyrant with Covid, she has made it hard to find a bathroom when traveling through the state.

I always ask a funny question on first dates. "Are you a serial killer?

Mechanic comments on Apr 5, 2021:

I have questions are you concerned with competition on the jokes or the killing?