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Oct 31, 2021Oct 2021

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Biden Is Intentionally Trying to Bankrupt Americahttps:

Rumble Acquires Dave Rubin's 'Locals' Platform, Ian Wigs Outhttps:

'Red Wave' Might Be Coming In 2022, Impeaching Biden May Be On The Tablehttps:

Katie Hopkins Haggard Old Lady in Knee High Compression Sockshttps:

Candace Owens Reacts tohttps:

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein

I don’t always contradict myself but when I do I don’t.

I still wonder why goods transported by a “Ship” are called “Cargo” and those by cars are called “Shipment”.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 31, 2021Oct 2021

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

What is the speed of dark?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self- help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. – Groucho Marx

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 31, 2021Oct 2021

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. – Aesop

Jesse Watters exposes corruption in Washington: Voters are getting 'hosed'

Trump Explodes Lefty Heads By Doing Tomahawk Chop At World Serieshttps:

Girl GETS DESTROYED playing Boys Footballhttps:

Victoria's proposed new pandemic laws a 'threat to democracy'

Rage Against The Machine SOLD OUT, Punk Rock Went Establishment For Corporate Democratshttps:

Joe Rogan Absolutely SHOULD Sue CNN, Says Journalisthttps:

G20 media worker tests positive to COVIDhttps:

Is It Just Me, Or Is It Getting Crazier Out There?

Jack claims that he can talk to food... Jack and the beans talk!

What do you call an ex-criminal who solicits his services to farmers to plow their fields? A contractor

Well it's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.

What's round and bad tempered? A vicious circle.

How can you tell the difference between a horse and a pig? The horse is the one that doesn't look like a pig.

How to swear like an Irishman... "Whale oil beef hooked!"

My girlfriend recently started categorizing small animals by height and weight. I'll have to end it with her... She's always critter sizing.

Biden 'all but apologised' to French president over AUKUS dealhttps:

Dog Gets Relaxing Face Massage by Ownerhttps:

AWKWARD: Biden Asks To Buy The Pope A Drinkhttps:

Lemonade is made with artificial flavoring but dish soap is made with real lemons.

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him. – Charles de Gaulle

When someone says “Can I ask you a question?” they didn’t really give you a choice.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A bank is a place that will lend you if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Women’s weapon, water- drops. – William Shakespeare

I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for change.:)

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. – Groucho Marx

First responders protest outside Mayor de Blasio's NYC residence against vaccine mandateshttps:

BIDEN'S BANKRUPTCY SCHEME Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep207https:

US president Joe Biden meets with Pope Francis in the Vaticanhttps:

The Left Thinks There is a Double-Standard in the Kyle Rittenhouse Case, But I Think NOThttps:

The Left is Losing Their Minds Over This New Documentary Film

NOW Is The Time to Move to Alternative Platformshttps:

My idea of multi- tasking is using a knife and fork at the same time.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.

The amount of people that confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me.

Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?

A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

Wear Short Sleeves! Support the right to bear arms!

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? – George Carlin

The January 6th Show Trialshttps:

ITunes Chart TOPPED By Anti-Biden Song Titled 'Let's Go, Brandon', Biden Is HUGELY Unpopularhttps:

Katie Hopkins: The French Impound British Boats....but not illegals on inflatableshttps:

Katie Hopkins Latest Katie's Arms LIVEhttps:

This Calls for a Congressional Inquiry | Ep. 68https:

Corporate Social Credit Scores Are HERE, Woke Commercials Prove Ithttps:

A CASE OF SELF DEFENSE? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep206https:

SHOCKING High School 'Drag' Event Hosted By TEACHERS Goes Viral, It's INSANEhttps:

Laos Police carry out largest drug bust ever recorded in Asiahttps:

Why did the atom not laugh at his friend's joke? It was no laughing matter...

I would make a joke about the government right now But it probably wouldn’t accomplish anything

When a man has money to burn... ...he'll find a woman who's a perfect match.

Halloween Commercials Go Full Libtardhttps:

Anti Biden Songs Let's Go Brandon Hit 1, 2, AND 3 On Itunes Top 10, Democrats OUTRAGEDhttps:

The Cartels Are Operating with the Consent of the Biden Administrationhttps:

Katie Hopkins: Joanna Lumley PUH'LEASEhttps:

Drawing Parallels Between Woke Slogans and Soviet Propagandahttps:

John Oliver Calls For Cops To KEEP Quitting Over Vaccine Mandateshttps:

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Oct 28, 2021Oct 2021

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Gender Isn’t Real | Ep. 67https:

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Noone

Executive FIRED For Being White Just Won $ MILLION, Hospital PURGED White Staff For Diversityhttps:

Judge Releases January 6th Defendant For DISAVOWING Trump, Civil War Is Coming

The Disgraceful Political Show Trial Of Kyle Rittenhouse | Ep. 827https:

NEVER A DULL MOMENT Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep205https:

Rittenhouse Wins MAJOR Victories As Case Ramps Up, Leftists Furioushttps:

Kyle Rittenhouse Wins MAJOR Victories In Pre-Trial Hearings, Judge SCOLDS DA Over Insane Argumentshttps:

Hospitals Are OVERRUN With Non-COVID Patients, A 'Super Cold' Is Spreading And People Are VERY Sickhttps:

Brian Stelter is Mad at YouTube (And We All Know Why!) 😂

Think if man evolved from monkeys then why do we still have monkeys?

I have great faith in fools; self- confidence my friends call it. – Edgar Allen Poe

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

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So my doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

Fauci the Mad Scientist | Ep. 66https:

China moves 100 rocket launchers to India borderhttps:

Katie Hopkins: Biden's New Travel Policy....INSANITYhttps:

My doctor is an expert in keyhole surgery She studied at Yale

Two different doctors worked together on my knee surgery It was a joint operation

What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France. Sacre' T's

What do you call a tree in Russia? Dimitree

So I bought the newlyweds an elephant for their room. They smiled and thanked me so I said, "Don't mention it."

BREAKING: Era of Big Tech Over? Big Threat to Tech Monopoly Emerges | Direct Message | Rubin Reporthttps:

Ted Cruz HAMMERS TikTok Exec For Avoiding Question On Their Relationship With Chinahttps:

ArrestFauci Hashtag TRENDS After New Information Emerges About Horrific Animal Testing Fauci Fundedhttps:

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