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Jan 31, 2021Jan 2021

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Husky pup..possibly world's smallest?" Remmy" 8 wk old Husky pup Sits and speaks on command.

Dog Stands Inside Lake And Catches Fish With Mouth.https:

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It’s not the end of the world.

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Ozzy Man : Destination F Compilation.https:

Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Wall Street Turned Their Backs On Us So It’s Time We Turn Our Backs On Them.https:

Robinhood Whistleblower EXPOSES Alleged Connection To the White House.https:

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Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

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The Struggles of Living with a Clean Freak - Lachlan Pattersonhttps:

Golden Retriever Practices His Mean Face.https:

Google 'click fraud' legal battle looms.https:

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Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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Moments That Changed The Movies: Up In Smoke.https:

Dog isn't happy when owner returns home but quickly forgives her.https:

Google DELETES 100,000 Robinhood Negative - This Is INSANE!https:

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Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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Cheech & Chong - "Coke" scene.https:

I have a great memory and the rest of them are terrible.

When my daughter was born she had jaundice, so there she was, small round and yellow. We called her Melanie.

Circling Back And Stocks. The United Spot.https:

I used to think that sticks and stones could break my bones but words could never hurt me. Until I fell into a printing press.

Heartwarming Video: Teens break down at hero coach's surprise.https:

Vacuum Implosion.https:

Is it too late to say sorry! Dog is super upset with owner.https:

Newfoundland has unique reaction to one specific word.https:

Republicans angered by Democrats’ 'go-it-alone' approach in Biden's first 10 dayshttps:

Katie Hopkins: Lay off the Insta Influencers. FUN is always a good thing.https:

THE GREAT EXCUSE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep15

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Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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Welcome@Cecil_J_Twillie

Unconditional Love.https:

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Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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I was a very ugly kid, every time my old man wanted sex my mother showed him my picture.

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Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why.

The Devil’s Daughters w/ Danny B Harvey - Rock Boppin’ Baby.

Grandma tells a dirty joke.https:

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Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Ray Mancini.https:

I farted in a full lift today which is wrong on so many levels.

When I was a kid my dad always used to hit me with a camera. I still have flashbacks.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!

Hey pipeline workers, just make solar panels! Texas sues Biden Admin, and wins!https://.youtube.com/watch?v=LLt_3mrUxOo

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GameStop Fiasco - Wallstreet Vs. REDDIThttps://.youtube.com/watch?v=lC4AGSvALUY

But my lord there IS no such force.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5NTgZA-xWE

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Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Katie Hopkins on Katie Price | The Late Late Show.https:

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Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Chicken Half-Life.https:

Billy Connolly - Shipyards Toilet Tale.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=M0c7MJy3FT8

Toilet joke reduces Jennifer Lawrence to tears.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-HIxXRfOY

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard. Schecky Greene.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=cl4CeiQnJLE

Cute Pitbull Terrier doesn't like his little brother. His expression is so funny.https:

What's Going On With The Reddit Gamestop Stock Situation?https://.youtube.com/watch?v=5S4_dqv5xAk

Jen Psaki Confronted Over Biden's Executive Order Hypocrisy.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=P_OZYtC0bc0

The Funniest Joke Show I Ever Heard!https://.youtube.com/watch?v=AeCCV_bYWUw

KAMIKAZE POLITICS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep14.https:

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Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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You laugh you lose.https:

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Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Harrison Ford Broccoli Joke.https:

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Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Welcome@AdrianRainbow

My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary: Day 1 – I can do this!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds....

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog...we laughed a lot.

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on “Wheel of Fortune.” Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients... First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." Second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything ...

Billy Connolly - Signal man joke.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=suHIvvMLWUw

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Show 2 Katherine Helmond.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=37XVOmTFZhI

Chocolate Lab Dog Talks.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=3HywOXeb0Go

When I stop stroking Bunta, he becomes expressionless.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=F35xTwdTJGo

Ronald Reagan tells joke about Democrats.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_V8cBMK3M

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Jan 28, 2021Jan 2021

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Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Dom DeLuise.https:

Dog Hugs Another Dog to Apologise for Eating Their Chewy.https:

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Show 2 Victor Borge.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=VDTrq7gQxIo

Coof Experts Now Recommend Anal Swabs To Detect COVID.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=74YpYJwpXfQ

Dr Fauci's Double Mask Hypocrisy.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=ijNyQ-sv6Tk

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Jan 27, 2021Jan 2021

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Welcome@turnerjolene48

Trump Has Considered Forming a New “MAGA” Party... But Should We?https:

SOCIALIST RICH KIDS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep13https:

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Ain't that the truth. Christopher Walken - The Lion.

Wow You Fish Lipped It.https:

Funniest Joke I Ever Heard. Pat Morita.https:

Welcome @WilliamWilliam.

Jimeoin - Finding things in the Supermarket.https:

How an AK-47 Works.https:

gets angry at his own hiccups.https:

Joe Biden signing transgender executive order on day one was ‘shocking’https:

Biden’s Mexico wall reversal could be a ‘signal’ to migrant caravans of relaxed borders.https:

Denver the Guilty strikes again!https:

There was a win for the ‘great man’ Donald Trump.https:

The Radical-Left Redesign of the Oval Office.https:

When my psychiatrist told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…

I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2021,” I replied.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

A slice of apple pie $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!

Ozzy Man Reviews: Godzilla vs Kong Trailer.https:

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