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I was going to cook alligator for dinner But then I realized I only have a croc pot
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually . . . Encourage you to pick your nose.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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I'm considering becoming a mind reader.. What are your thoughts?
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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My font designer girlfriend broke up with me last night. I guess I just wasn't her type.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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The recipe said "prick with a fork" but enough about me.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Have you heard about the emu who was kicked out of the emu gang? he was ostrich-sized.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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LIKE A BOSS COMPILATION 30 😎😎😎 AWESOME VIDEOS
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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NYC Power Grid Begins FAILING, Democrats Are Burning NY To The Ground Figuratively AND Literally
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@sqeptiq
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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20 Quick Tips For Guitarists
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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PART 1: Mike Pompeo Reveals What He Knew of the Wuhan Lab from the Beginning
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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China's Rise in Nationalism Poses a SERIOUS Threat to the Left's America
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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NYC Makes MASSIVE 'Mistake' With Mayoral Ballots, They Had 135k 'Test' Ballots Mixed In
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Katie Hopkins Batley & Spen 1 minute briefing
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Was America Conceived in Racism? | Ep. 18
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Sunny_Jim
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@User_Is_Banned
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Want a Killer 12 Bar Blues to Get Out of a Rut?
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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What do you call an ape who has a fondness for brass woodwind instruments? A Saxquatch
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo... We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. But let me just say, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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I asked a tailor to hem my jeans He did a bad job of it so I ended having to go to the retailer
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos. I know that's hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Steve Howe - Surface Tension
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Steve Howe Mood For a Day
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Steve Howe - Clap
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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There was a video caught on camera of a man who actually ate 4 of his toes Needless to say, it was very shaky Footage.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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"Have you seen the bowl?" "No. Is he any good?"
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I put a slice of bread in the oven and forgot to set the timer. As soon as I could smell it burning I knew it was toast.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning? Nutmeg.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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A stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen. Police suspect highly organised crime.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Candace Owens Makes SHOCKING Claim That Young Kids Are Being Taught 'ADULT' Materials
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Democrats ERUPT In Tantrum, Screaming And Banging Desks, Over Bill To Ban Males In Female Sports
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Fauci Warns Refusing Vaccination Splitting US Into Two Countries, Judge Sentences Men To Vaccination
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Matt Gaetz DEMANDS Investigation of NSA Spying on Tucker Carlson in Fire House Hearing
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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The Democrats' Lies About January 6 Are Starting to Collapse
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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A CONVERSATION WITH MIKE POMPEO Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 122
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Header
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@rlr0846
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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.
Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Zommom
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden Administration Of SPYING On Him, This Level Of Meddling Is INSANE
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Sign in a pawn shop window "We value your presents."
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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It's been a strange sort of day. First I found a hat full of money... and then I was chased by an angry weirdo with a guitar.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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If ponies like salt licks what do pirate ponies like? G’Arrlics!
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Did you know Argentina can get quite cold? It can even border on Chile!
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Why is a broken drum, the best present you can give someone? Because you just can't beat it.
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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.
Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Taotsani
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Dog looks at its owners' plate of food and then looks away as he gets caught
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Puzzling Rubik's Cube And More Compilation | Awesome Archive
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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The Vaccine Study You're Not Allowed To See | Ep. 17
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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"I'm Finally Korean" - There's Another One! 😂
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I doubt whiskey is the answer, But it's worth a shot.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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"You have three wishes!" "Oh no, I know the drill. Whatever I wish for, will come back and bite me." "What? No, I'm a good genie. Listen, if it does, I will even give you infinite wishes" "I want a boomerang with teeth."
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Why shouldn’t you kiss someone on January 1st? Because it’s the first date.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Katie Hopkins: TAKE THAT MERKEL. 2-0
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I didn’t think I’d ever be turned on by population statistics... But then I came to my census.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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The doctor told me to rate my pain. Apparently "zero stars, would not recommend" was the wrong answer.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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I hate optimists. They'll jump out of a plane expecting sunshine and rainbows to cushion their fall. Meanwhile, I'll look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by the optimist.
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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My Daily Practice Routine for Guitar
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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome
Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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The SE Custom 24-08 | PRS Guitars
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Jim Jordan Lays Out DAMNING Evidence Against Dr. Fauci for Covering Up Covid's Origins
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Jun 30, 2021Jun 2021

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Texas Supreme Court Rules: Facebook Can't Defend Their Facilitation of Sex Trafficking
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Jealous Dog Grabs Owner's Hand When He Tries to Pet Cat
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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The Biden DOJ's Georgia Lawsuit EXPOSES Them as the Cheaters and Racists They Are
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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What is more difficult than getting an assault rifle in the U.S.? Getting a water bottle in a Georgia voting line.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call a kitten that lost their tongue? Mew-t.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Why did the bicycle go to the psychiatrist? It had cycle logical problems.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.'I'd like to buy some flowers', she says. 'Orchids?' says the florist. 'No, just flowers today'.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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What is a pole vaulter's favourite drink? Spring water.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Got stopped on the highway today... Officer : "Any drugs, alcohol?" Me : "No thanks !!! I got everything. "
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts when I touch my face, elbow and knee." The doctor says, "You've broken your finger"
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Influencer Identifies As TRANS-RACIAL, He Has Undergone 18 Surgeries To Look More KOREAN
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Cable News Ratings Are TANKING, They're The LOWEST They've Ever Been Before
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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A List of Reasons Why Red States Just Do it Better
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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A question about a question - The Thin Blue Line
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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THE EXODUS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 121
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Ask Candace Owens: What Is Your Most Memorable Interview?
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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M o d e r n i t y 6
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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'Identity politics is getting crazier' and 'it just crashed into itself'
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Twitter blasts Vogue for covering Jill Biden and not Melania Trump
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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What does a shoemaker say when sneezing? A shoe!
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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My wife is making a herb garden for her boss. It has to be finished by next week but she's worried about making the deadline. I decided to help... I bought her some thyme
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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What does the mechanic say after he's fixed your car's horn? Beep repaired.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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I don't trust sailboats They're rigged
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Why was the sun shining in the center of the earth in Godzilla v. King Kong? There was a glaring plot hole!
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Nike Has OFFICIALLY Sold Out To China, They Are A Brand 'Of China And FOR China'
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Ask Candace Owens: Do You Have Support From The Black Community?
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Tucker Carlson Claims Biden Admin Is Spying On Him And Will Leak His Private Coms To End His Show
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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.
Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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LOOK OUT: Here are CRT buzzwords you need to be aware of
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Where's Fauci?
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Joe Biden DEFENDS Olympic Athlete Who Turned AWAY From The American Flag In Front Of The Whole World
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Monty Python answer boy band questions - The Graham Norton Show
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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John Cleese answers audience questions with Eric Idle at Live Talks Los Angeles
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@blackangel44
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