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Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

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People Vs Nature Fails | Crazy Weather Caught on Camerahttps:

“A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.”

“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”

“Procrastination is the greatest labor saving invention of all time.”

“Constipated People Don’t Give A crap.”

“Never test the depth of the water with both feet.”

“I doubt, therefore I might be.”

“I wonder if clothes in China say, “Made around the corner.”

Fauci's NIH ADMITS To Funding Gain Of Function Research, Fauci LIED To Congress And Panic Has Set Inhttps:

Media Blames Americans For Supply Shortage, Shortages Are Getting WORSE And Its Biden's Faulthttps:

The Left Wants You To Be Illegal | Ep. 64https:

Massive Radio Host Dan Bongino Gives His Network A Choice Between His Show Or Vax Mandatehttps:

Dr. Darren Beattie Answers the Sobering Question, Is America a Dying Empire?

5 Life Lessons From Candace Owens' Grandfatherhttps:

Exposing Hunter Biden and Joe Biden's Shared Bank Accounthttps:

Cops In Chicago Suburbs Will NOT Assist City Police When Requestedhttps:

DO IT, JOE! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep201https:

DERANGED Netflix Employees Confront And ATTACK Man Holding 'We Like Dave' Sign At Chappelle Protesthttps:

In a banana republic the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.

You know one day I’m going to open a furniture store named Sofa King. That way I can make late night tv commercials and shout “our prices are Sofa King low!”

Well I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer ... ... and a Czech one too.

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was...

Jim Jordan BASHES Hypocritical Dems: “ Have Had It With The Double Standard”

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.

I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it.

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

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Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn’t seen my big screen TV.

Democrat Senator Announces Plan To QUIT Democratic Party Over Economic Crisis If Biden Bill Passeshttps:

Jeffrey Steele Explains How Politics Influences the Music Industryhttps:

Former Soros Leftist Says Progressives DESTROY Cities With Their Policieshttps:

Rogan And Gupta Debacle And Follow Up Prove How Circular Media Self-Congratulation Has Becomehttps:

Southwest Is Backing Down On Punishing Unvaccinated Employees After 'Freedom Flu' Sweeps Their Rankshttps:

Democrats Have Voted To Seek CRIMINAL Prosecution of Steven Bannon, Welcome To The Endgame Folkshttps:

UP, UP AND AWAY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep200https:

Dog Spins Around in Circles Trying to Catch his Own Tail

We Don’t Need Republicans Like Colin Powell | Ep. 63https:

Brian Stelter Humiliated By Guest On His Own Show 😂

Kanye West officially changes his name to Yehttps:

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Kjcline

When my friend asked me to stop singing “I’m a Believer”. I thought she was joking... But then I saw her face.

What advice did Obi-Wan give Luke when Luke’s marriage was falling apart? “Use divorce, Luke”

In order to get H2O from the ground You have to know water well

When a man went to the doctor and said: "Doc, I broke my arm in 12 places." The doctor replied: "Well, stop going to those places then."

Hamas warns Israel another war inevitable unless its occupation of Palestine endshttps:

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? – George Carlin

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 19, 2021Oct 2021

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“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

All passengers safe after plane crashes in Texashttps:

Native Aussies Make it Clear They Are Strongly Against Forced Vaccinationhttps:

UK records its highest daily death toll since Marchhttps:

Biden Admin Caught Trafficking Children AGAIN, Police Even Assist, Democrats Are Extracting The U.S.

Dan Bongino Threatens To QUIT Massive Radio Show Over Vaccine Mandatehttps:

Joe Biden IS To Blame For The Decimation Of The American Supply Chain, It Can't Be Fixed By Decreehttps:

Drone to rescue trapped dogs on La Palmahttps:

The Woman Behind John Adamshttps:

Chicago Mayor Says Police Are 'Fomenting INSURRECTION' By Refusing The Vaccinehttps:

Democrats PANIC As Thousands Of Police Defy Vaccine Mandate, Target Their Retirement In Retaliationhttps:

San Fran Mayor Says Walgreens Are NOT Closing Due To Skyrocketing Crime, Just A Cost-Saving Measurehttps:

Biden's Court Packing Commission Is AGAINST Packing the Court and Democrats are Infuriatedhttps:

Psaki ADMITS Thousands Of Migrants Are Being Flown Into The US In The Middle Of The Nighthttps:

Psaki DEFENDS Biden Flouting DC Mask Rule, Elite Are Exceptions To Rules They Impose On Othershttps:

RIGHT FLIGHT Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep199https:

Why Walmart Has Gone Wokehttps:

So did you hear about the guy who got caught living on public transportation? Bus Ted

My dog just lazes around the house waiting for his next meal to be delivered. He's a Door Dash Hound

So why is it a bad idea to iron your four leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!

It's nice just to be outside

How do you catch a fish with a computer? Use click bait.

What do you call a left wing hater of EA Sports? Anti-FIFA

So did you hear about the fly that entered a cow's ear and ended up in milk pail the next morning? It went into one ear and out the udder.

When my friend told me I have no sense of direction I said “Where did that come from?”

China denied nuclear-capable hypersonic missile test reporthttps:

North Korea: Pyongyang continues missile testing spree | WION News | World News | Kim Jong-Unhttps:

Taliban, China, Pakistan and Russia set to hold talks

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

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Try Not To Laugh Challenge! Funny Pranks and Scare Cam Fails 2021 8https:

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Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

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TRY NOT TO LAUGH WATCHING FUNNY FAILS VIDEOS 2021 121https:

Creepy Censorship Exposed On Instagram As New Warning Throttles Independent Journalisthttps:

“Nothing is impossible: The word itself says “I’m possible!” — Audrey Hepburn

"When it rains, look for rainbows; when it's dark, look for stars." — Oscar Wilde

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." — Theodore Roosevelt

"Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia." — Charles Schulz

“Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.” — Marie Curie

"If plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters — 204 if you're in Japan." — Claire Cook

“The ingredients of health and long life are great temperance, open-air, easy labor, and care.” — Philip Sydney

"You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.” – Wayne Dyer

"Without great solitude, no serious work is possible.” – Pablo Picasso

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”– Oscar Wilde

China Launched Nuke Ready Hypersonic Missile Sparking FEAR IN Biden Admin Stating We Have NO Defensehttps:

OUTRAGEOUS: Italy MANDATES Vaccines For Workershttps:

SHOCKING Testimony From An Australian Living in Authoritarian Chaoshttps:

Seattle PD Fly Gadsden Flag DEFYING Vaccine Mandates, NYPD and CPD Are Revolting Against Mandateshttps:

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