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Tim Pool

Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

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Biden MOCKED For Pushing Covid Vaccine Medical Misinformation

CNN Finally Tells The Truth

Biden Accuses Republicans Of Thinking Democrats Eat Children, Pushing Us To Brink Of Civil War

DHS: Cubans fleeing communism can’t enter the US

Biden SLAMMED For Saying Just Pay More To Struggling Business As Workers REFUSE Work Due To Benefits

INSANE: Addison Rae CANCELED For Meeting Donald Trump

Biden Admits To Plan To Ban Nearly EVERY Gun, Any Weapon That Can Take Multiple Rounds

Video Shows CBP Escort Illegal Immigrants Through Border, Democrat Policies Lead TO COVID Lockdown

Why do crabs with IBS nest under bakeries? It's the easiest place to pinch a loaf.

My wife and I have an agreement. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.

When two meat-eaters fight, it’s called beef. When two vegans fight, it’s called a tofeud.

AMERICAN FASCISM Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep137

Democrats have gone full authoritarian

How many illegal ballots were counted in AZ and GA?

Katie Hopkins: MPs cosily agree to SWERVE the vaccine passport

Brian Stelter's Most Embarrassing Movement Ever - Caught Live on TV

Did you hear scientists were able to grow vocal cords in a petri dish? The results speak for themselves

I told my drums, cymbals, xylophones, gongs, bells, and rattles players to play their part twice... ...but they didn't, so there are going to be re-percussions.

What does a photo editor and a farmer have in common? They both make good crops.

I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.

AOC Mocked For Inability To Define Capitalism Despite Economics Degree, Democrats Ditching Party

Biden Admin Issues Harsh Threats to Conservative News & Social Media | DIRECT MESSAGE | Rubin Report

Is the FBI America's Leading Terror Organization?

DC SLAMMED For Removing 'Free Cuba' Street Painting After Breaking Rules To Paint BLM Slogan

BLM Activist Proposes Black Only Cities Or "Autonomous Zones" In D.C. Democrats Warn Of "Civil War"

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Jul 22, 2021Jul 2021

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The Plot To Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer | Ep. 27

Porn Star BOOTED From Conservative Conference

History tells us where the dehumanization of conservatives is heading...

Is the space race a sign of continuing American innovation?

Psaki admits the White House flags "disinformation"

DO AS I SAY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep136

Huge spike in auto-burglaries where crooks cut openings through top of convertibles. Police spokesman says this type of crime is “through the roof.”

Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April fuels joke.

What do you call a Magician without magic? Ian.

In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even science can explain that...

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 21, 2021Jul 2021

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How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Buzzfeed Says The FBI May Have Engineered Gretchen Whitmer Kidnapping Plot

The Bombshell Election Audits You’ve Been Waiting For | Ep. 26

It's Hiding in Plain Sight

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 21, 2021Jul 2021

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BEAUTIFUL ARPEGGIOS FOR GUITAR! (beginner to PRO)

Texas Democrat Stunt BACKFIRES As Six Democrats, WH Staff And Pelosi Aide Test Positive For COVID

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.

What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.

What is a pirate’s least favorite vegetable? Leeks!

Do you wake up grumpy? No, I let her sleep in.

DOES BIDEN HATE AMERICA? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep135

Joe Biden Is Only Talking To One Side Of The Country As Tribalism Has Reaches ABSURD Levels

My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces

I designed my own knife It uses cutting edge technology

I saw a movie once. In the movie, a guy put a thumbtack on a girls chair, and she sat on it. Not much of a plot I'll admit, but I like movies where the guy gets the girl in the end.

Son: I want to grow up to be a left wing activist. Dad: you can't do both.

I saw an oversized belt in the trash but otherwise it was perfect. I thought, "what a waist."

Democrat Accused of EXPOSING Himself To Women And Children, Dems AND GOP Demand Resignation

Australia DEPORTS Katie Hopkins For Saying She Won't Follow Quarantine, Lockdowns May RETURN

A Look into the Origins of Critical Race Theory

Before Jen Psaki Censors This… | Ep. 25

I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2021,” I replied.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.

What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!

My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!

My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.

I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”

Kamala Brought To Hospital After Texas Democrats Contract COVID, Kamala REFUSING To Quarantine

France Introduces PRISON For People Without Vaccine Passports, Rioters Burn Vaccine Center

Sen Kennedy Shows Cash the Govt. Allegedly Mailed to One of His Constituents

MARICOPA TRAIL Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep134

Jimeoin - One of Life's Big Mysteries

Populist Takeover Of The Party Means The Right Will FINALLY Fight Back And WIN

Paul Murray analyses latest COVID-19 stats and data

Time to Repeal the First Amendment?

My child will not eat fish, what can I replace it with? A cat. Cats love fish.

I went to a brothel without any money. They told me to beat it.

Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.

My idea of a balanced diet... Is a beer in each hand.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 19, 2021Jul 2021

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Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 19, 2021Jul 2021

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What do you call a group of two crows Attempted murder.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 19, 2021Jul 2021

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I hate it when everyone tells me to read an author's works, but then I can't find it anywhere. For someone so famous, nobody seems to keep Warren Piece in stock.

CNN have ‘nothing to talk about’ other than Trump because Biden is a ‘bore’

I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

What does “Rockin’ Robin” do when she’s bored? Tweet.

What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaad to the bone.

What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

How do you talk to giants? Use big words!

Why did the landlord put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

Why don’t people take their phones into the bathroom? They don’t want to give away their IP address.

Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: “What’s wrong?” I said “How could you tell something was wrong?” they replied “you were looking forlorn”

Two sailors talking, the first one says, “My girlfriend just sailed to the Caribbean.” “Jamaica?” The other one asked. “Heck no! She’d been wanting to go for a long time.”

Ian SLAMS Biden's History Of Racist Remarks, He Has A LONG History Of Horribly Bigoted Statements

Society Is Breaking Down As The Left SUPPORTS Child Strippers

Peter Doocy Utterly ANNIHILATES Jen Psaki for Pushing Government Censorship on Facebook

Scandal ERUPTS Between Young Turks And Former Employee, Raising Questions Of What 'Left' Means

Anaheim, CA Shows Its True Colors by Opposing Free Speech

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@OutsideLooking

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@whitedavil001

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