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Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

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Amazon Says Its TERMINATING Parler, Social Platform Will be GONE By Tonight As Purge Accelerates.

Dan Bangino Rages Parler Investor Go On The OFFENSIVE With Google,Apple.

What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Kurt and Rod.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the crab never share? Because he was shellfish!

Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine.

Mean Mary playing fast banjo.

Frostbit Boy Uncut "You Wouldn't Be Long Getting Frostbit!"https:

Santana - Evil Ways 1969 "Woodstock" .

The Seekers - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right.

Twitter’s Stated Reasons For Banning Trump Are Even Worse Than You’d Think.

Q. What did one DNA strand say to the other? A. Does my bum look big in these genes? Q. What did the grape say when he was pinched? A. Nothing, he gave a little wine.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

What do you call an American Bee? A USB.

Candace Owens: Our Fight Against Censorship.

When the doctor told me that there was a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse! My doctor told me I'm going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!

AMERICA HAS FALLEN. Mark Dice.

Woman becomes ‘infamous’ after threatening to call cops over dead fish.

Where do we go from here?

Just a chip off the old block.

Missing but not in action.

Cheats never prosper. Yeah right.

A Chinese Billionaire VANISHED After Challenging Global Bankers, He's Been Gone For MONTHS.

LOL: Millennial MELTDOWN on Elevator.

They’re Now Banning Trump From Social Media and Trying to Silence Half of America.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2!

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

Why did the pirate walk the plank? His dog was back on land.

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

Jordan Peterson Calls Out The "Pseudo-moralistic Stances" Of Activists | Q&A

Kayleigh McEnany delivers a message on behalf of the White House.

Never argue with an idiot they will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who really mean it.

Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side.

What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on? Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking. Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

I read everything I could find about the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and there was no mention of hoarding toilet paper, so I think we'll be okay.

There’s No Way to Sugarcoat This... This Is a Catastrophe For the GOP.

WHO is ‘not happy Jan’ after China blocked investigation into origins of COVID-19

I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves.

Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets.

What do condoms and taxes have in common? Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Gerry & The Pacemakers - You'll Never Walk Alone.

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

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RIP. Gerry Marsden. Gerry & The Pacemakers - Ferry Cross The Mersey (1965)

Rowan Atkinson DESTROYS Cancel Culture in BRUTAL Interview!

Tulsi Gabbard SLAMS Democrats For Insane Hypocrisy in BRUTAL Tucker Carlson Interview!

Kamala Harris Is a Lying Plagiarizer Who Just Stole From Martin Luther King.

Remember the sixties? If you do they say you weren't there.

We Have to “Stop the Steal” But We Also Have to Stop Democrats From Stealing America Itself.

"Amen and Awoman": Congress Gender-Bends Basic Prayer.

The Day the Penis asked for a pay rise: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. Often have to work in confined spaces I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not ...

Wife was standing in the bedroom in the nude, looking in the big mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' Husband replied, 'Your ...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE PISSED: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder ...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Don Jr.'s Rant on "Awomen" Prayer Is the Most Hilarious Thing Ever.

Media Heads Explode When Trump Invites Marjorie Taylor Greene On Stage.

One feels that there is nothing to see here.

According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we’ll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, basically nothing is going to change.

Leftists Keep Calling Me a “Grifter” But If That Was True, I’d Be a Leftist, Not Conservative.

Democrats Call For Impeaching Trump AGAIN Over Leaked Call, Trump Responds With Lawsuits Against GA.

Facebook Deletes Fastest Growing Group "Joe Biden is not my President".

Barracuda (Heart); by Andreea Munteanu & Andrei Cerbu

What's so funny? Oh yeah the election.

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

It's How Business is Done Now. Mark Dice.

George Harrison - Crackerbox Palace.

Nancy Pelosi Bans Gender References But Forgets What’s In Her Own Twitter Bio.

Rigged!! Congratulations Nancy You Did It. The United Spot.

Portland’s Mayor Makes Brutal Admission About Antifa That Makes Him Look Like a Total Fool.

NYC Law Allows Cops To Round Up People Who MIGHT BE Sick To "Designated" Facilities, Sounds Familiar.

Trump Phone Call LEAK Proves Trump Wants To Overturn GA Election Triggering Democrat OUTRAGE.

Momentum Builds as Ted Cruz Leads Republican Senators to Reject Election.

Katie Hopkins What IS happening inside British hospitals?

Plausible assumption.

John Lennon says "We were SICK of Pete Best! He was a lousy drummer & it's a myth Paul was jealous!"

George Harrison - When We Was Fab.

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

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The Rolling Stones - 2000 Light Years From Home.

The streets of Portland.

The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

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Pink Floyd - A Pillow Of Winds (1971)

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