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It's fine to be enthusiastic about sailing... Just don't go overboard.
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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other .
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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An owl told me a joke It was a hoot.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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How do we know the earth is round? Because if it was flat, cats would’ve pushed everything off the edge by now.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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How do you greet a room full of naked dudes? Hiya phallus!
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having "Space Balls" from here on out.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Police SHOULD Quit, They Are Propping Up FAILING Systems, And They KNOW It
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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THOUSANDS Protest SEVERE Montreal Lockdown! Montreal Curfew Protest w/ Maxime Bernier
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Women NEED To Allow Themselves To Be Feminine When Dating, Feminism Is WRONG
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Chauvin Verdict Gave BLM Everything They Wanted, There Was No Real Justice Here
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Kyle Rittenhouse Will Likely Receive LIFE In Prison, The System Is Stacked Against Him
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Estimated 100,000 Montreal protesters rail against Quebec lockdown, clamour for Premier to resign
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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The NCAA wants the death of women's sports. Biden barely makes it through Amtrak speech.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Romney booed, called a traitor during fiery Utah conference
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Jethro Tull - Too Old To Rock'n' Roll (Supersonic, 27.3.1976)
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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How to wake up a lazy Boi
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
May 2, 2021May 2021

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Greg Lake - Still You Turn Me On
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Jeff Beck featuring Imogen Heap - Blanket - HD 1080p
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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CREAM Crossroads 1968
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together man.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future. Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt? Face plant.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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I often worry about my attention span. But never for long.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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My next door neighbour and I became very good friends, do we decided to share our water supply. We got a long well.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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I got a haircut today I think it's a little short, but it'll grow on me.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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I'm doing a course to become a pest controller. Did really well in my exam today.... Got a bee.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Whats a ducks favorite drug? Quack cocaine.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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I don’t understand why my credit score is so low. Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Beach Parkour, Snowboard Halfpipes & More | Awesome Archive
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Slackline Skilled Or Pained? And More Wins Vs. Fails | PAA Vs. FailArmy
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Handstand Treadmill Workout & More! | Best Of The Week
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Cream - Badge
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May 2, 2021May 2021

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Candace Celebrates Her Birthday In True Nashville Style
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords? A music critic.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test? Saliva.
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
May 1, 2021May 2021

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King Crimson - The Court Of The Crimson King (Live, Fillmore West, 12/15/1969)
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Tell me a fruit joke... Mangoes in to a bar.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork... I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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A man gets caught stealing supplies to build a fence, what is he charged with? Criminal offences
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Did you guys hear about the globe that got pressed flat into vinyl album? Yeah, it was a world record.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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I Did Pretty Bad on My Music Test I barely scored
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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I had to take a drug test to see if I was on hallucinogens I passed with flying colors
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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My doctor friend is addicted to hitting people on their knees to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Dating Apps Are DESTROYING Relationships, This Is Not How Humans Were Meant To Relate
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Climate Fear-Mongering: Why The Left Wants You To Think The World Is Burning
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Women Are SO Successful, They Can't Find Men Who Earn More Money Than They Do
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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This is Democracy in Action and It TERRIFIES Liberals
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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CRAZY: College Professor BERATES Student Calling Police Heroes
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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A Weird RAT Experiment Can Tell Us A LOT About How Humans Respond To Having Too MUCH
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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‘Proud leftist racists’ resort to ‘racial slurs’ to attack black Republican senator
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Suspended Cop Who Made Fun of Lebron James Refuses to Apologize
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Joe Biden ‘embraces anti-Semitic agenda’ revealing ‘hardcore leftist’ colours
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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just made my last car payment I still owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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I lost track of our Dalmation Puppy Luckily, she was spotted.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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My friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Someone stole my porch window , I called the police They said they would look into it.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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The Most Popular President Ever | Ep. 754
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Every morning when I leave the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over. It's a vicious cycle.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Have you heard of Batman's brother, High-Hatman? He's a cymbal of justice.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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How do you brain wash a politician? Give him an enema.
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Katie Hopkins: The Katie's Arms 30 April 2021
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Katie Hopkins On John Lewis-Gate
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Welcome@WilliamFrasure
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May 1, 2021May 2021

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Welcome@LumenBorealis
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink? Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you get when you cross a gardener with an author? Someone who perpetually thickens the plot.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Accidentally swallowed a bag of scrabble letters my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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My asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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An old man runs a herbal restaurant, some say he is the best in his craft... He sure was an old thymer.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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My Dermatologist was fired today... He made too many rash decisions.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Afghanistan Car Bombing: At least 27 killed, dozens injured
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Biden Mass Spending Sparks WARNING Of Hyperinflation And Looming Market Crash, Gas Prices SKYROCKET
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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THE POLITICS OF WHITENESS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 80
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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More Than Two HUNDRED Cops Have QUIT In Seattle, Current Policing Is IMPLODING
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Biden's Address Ratings FLOPPED, They Were HALF Trump's Numbers And Even CNN Has To Admit It
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Feds Secretly Planned To ARREST Chauvin If He Wasn't Found GUILTY, Dems POLITICIZE Justice
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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BLM Rioter Sentenced To Prison For BURNING Police Precinct, This Justice Does Not Happen Enough
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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I spent the morning by thoroughly coating the ladder that leads into my roof space with grease. Its an anti-climb attic story.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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You ever heard of silent tennis? It’s essentially tennis but without the racket.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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A Man Has Been Stealing Tires From Police Cars The police have been working tire-lessly to catch him.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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What did the dedication on the countertop say? For Mica.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Before Mount Rushmore was carved... it's natural beauty was unpresidented.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles. Alas, I was de-feeted.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Q: What is the diffrence between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather .....kinky is using the whole chicken
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Democrats LIE That 85% Of Americans Approved Biden Speech DEBUNKED By Snopes, Biden Ratings FLOP BAD
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@hopeitsfreedom
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Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

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Unlike Joy Behar, Tim Scott Knows What He’s Talking About
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Do you ever wonder why they call it heated seats? Because rear defroster was already taken.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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For my friend’s birthday, I just bought him a giant clock after 2 hours of shopping. Time to wrap it up.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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World tounge-twisting champion was just arrested. It is expected that he will be given a really tough sentence.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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A man is at the dentist and he says “Doc, I think I’m a moth!” “Sounds like you need a psychiatrist,” says the dentist, “Why did you come to see me?” The man replies “Eh, the light was on...”
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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Here's a joke about a man and his flock of sheep. Stop me if you've herd it before.
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Apr 29, 2021Apr 2021

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I got really sick at the gate to my plane and a nearby doctor had to come over and check me out He gave me a terminal diagnosis.
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