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Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

Elderly couple in church, wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do". Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid".

Ozzy Man Reviews: Trampolines.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=OHPDpgMubA8

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

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Late at Night.https:

Scything lawn-length grass.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=URJ31uqH07E

English Bulldog puppies adorably play together.https://.youtube.com/watch?v=kqBvql8U7YI

Divinyls Pleasure And Pain https://youtu.be/rH8hcfhG1Jo

Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town! I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of ! I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself"well this changes everything".

I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there. An invisible man married and invisible women. The kids were nothing to look at.

I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered. Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.

Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now! I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "sorry we don't serve food here". Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.

Democrats Are Worried Republicans In Congress Might Kill Them, AOC Says She Narrowly Escaped Death.

Congresswoman Calls Trump and Supporters " Supremacists"https:

ILLIBERAL AMERICA Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep. 5https:

Trump DECLASSIFIES Russiagate Documents as Recall Effort In CA Gains 1 MILLION Signatures!!!https:

Biden Cancels Inauguration Rehearsal & DC Trip Over "Security" Concerns.

Little Fluffy Chubber Puppers.

What’s a pirate’s favorite county? Arrrrgh-entina! Why can’t Dalmatians win at hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!

What did the clock ask the watch? Hour you doing? What’s the most famous fish? A starfish!

What color do cats prefer? Purr-ple What fruit do twins love? Pears!

Where do most horses live? In neigh-borhoods! What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad!

What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra! How does a barber drive to work? He takes shortcuts!

Mark Dice. We're Not Going To Stop!

Trump Supporters Need to Be "Deprogrammed" Now?

Facebook Has RESTRICTED My Page Effectively Shutting it Down, The Purge Is Real And Will Get WORSE

IMPEACH THIS! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep.4

30 Thousand Troops Take Over DC For Most Popular Incoming Prez Ever.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!

How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

Psycho ward more likely.

Armie Hammer Likes To Eat People - Hollywood Corruption Exposed?!

Earth's climate is 'cyclical' as new study claims an ice age is coming.

Republican Rep Announces Plan To Impeach Joe Biden.

Soon to be President.

Hillary Accused of Accepting An $ Million BRIBE.

Bulldog Sees Cheetah On TV, Calls Sister For Backup.

Gong - How To Stay Alive video clip.

Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips.

Trump Issues Message As Deep State Tries To Entrap MAGA Supporters.

IMPEACHMENT HOAX 2.0 Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep. 3

Twice Impeached.The United Spot.

A plateau is the highest form of flattery. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people. I'm addicted to...

Bulldog Has Incredible Reaction To Actress In Trouble.

Mark Dice. A Closer Look at What Happened Last Week.

English Bulldog puppy loves his new bed.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1. What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction. I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.

These Happy Dogs Love Sliding Down Snowy Hills.

Bryan Cranston SHREDS Cancel Culture in BRUTAL Interview!

BIG BROTHER PAYS A VISIT — Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep. 2

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Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

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Just wondering why new followers don't always show on my page and why my followers dropped by 3 today?

Time to feed the socialists.

Why Do Republicans Accept the Left's Narrative and Apply a Double Standard Onto Themselves?

A Warning About America's Socialist Left From a Venezuelan.

The experiments continue.

Frankie Valli - Can't Take My Eyes Off You (Frankie Valli); by Andreea Munteanu & Andrei Cerbu.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust! I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Lisa Plays 'Hide The Sausage' | TODAY Show Australia.

Dog says " Ice Cream" runs to truck!

Alaskan Malamute waits for ice cream truck every single day.

Angry little bulldog throws a hissy fit.

Fitton on Fox: No Conservatives are Safe from Big Tech Censorship!

I heard that Biden will be great with missing children as he can sniff them out.

Impeach, Censor, Destroy! — The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast Ep. 1

Germany SLAMS Big Tech’s Censorship of Trump Supporters.

There is as much propaganda against Donald Trump on the Internet as there are brain cells missing from Biden's brain.

Trump Declares Emergency In DC as 15,000 Troops Enter Washington.

I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

Something Strange Is Happening In Washington DC.

Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad. Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

TWITTER STOCK PLUMMETS As Big Tech Coup BACKFIRES!!!

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.

What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks! Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

You just get the donkey vote.

The Left Controls Two Monopolies That Are Trying to Merge And We Need to Take Action.

Time for a rest then.

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