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THE “WOKE” RUSE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 76
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@JAKEY69
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Woke DA Let Domestic Abuser Go TWICE, Abuser Now Charged In Death Of BABY
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells (Live at Montreux 1981)
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy that we have health care.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Purple Haze - LIVE (1967)
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call a pirate who doesn't have an eye patch? Eye-Eye Captain!
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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I named my pet rock after a wrestler Stone Called Steve Austin.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What’s the slipperiest country? Greece!
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call it when a dock falls on you? pier pressure.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files. I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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My little brother jumped out the window when I told him a cannibal clown was coming upstairs to feast on his flesh. I can’t believe he fell for It.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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I just paid for a full haircut, conditioner, neck and scalp massage, face shave and then moustache trim and wax. It's my wife's birthday and I thought, "What the hell! I'll treat her."
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Democrat Portland Mayor BEGS People To Turn On Antifa And BLM Rioters, Extends State Of Emergency
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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BLACK SABBATH - "N.I.B." Ozzy Man Reviews: Women vs Bugs
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Happiest pack of playing Street Dogs Istanbul Turkey
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Man Crashes Into Pole
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Lazy people fact 4564321564 You were too lazy to read that number.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Asked my neighbour if he would help me find out what DIY means. He said "Do it yourself". Unhelpful prick.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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I told my barber I wanted my hair cut like Tom Cruise So he sat me down on a couple of phone books.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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I made a vinyl disc with grooves in 2 minutes. I think that’s a record.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Won’t believe the nerve of my neighbor knocking on my door at 3AM. Fortunately I was up playing the drums.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they ...
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Just had an operation on my funny bone.... Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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My grandma had a scare when she felt a lump under her breast Turns out it was just her knee cap
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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What did the pirate say to the captain when the captain said “Aarrgghh where be my buccaneers?”? “They’re on your buccanhead cap’n!”
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@Steeler_Steve
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Doo Wah Diddy Manfred Mann
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Guy Driving Lawnmower Gets Stuck
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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Why can’t pirates take aspirin for their headaches? Parrots-eat-em-all
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Apr 26, 2021Apr 2021

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I went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Surprise me...” So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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A magician finally finished his show but had one trick left On his way home, he turned into a driveway
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Why were children used as chimney sweepers during the victorian era? They were the only ones soot-able for that type of job
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Why was the leper caught speeding? Because he couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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My ex wife kept the only copy of our wedding video. I can’t see myself getting married again.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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My uncle used to circumcise elephants. The pay was terrible, but... The tips were massive.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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When companies say “We value your privacy!” They really mean “We put a value on your privacy!”
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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A teddy bear sits down at a restaurant The waiter asks, “Would you like anything?” The bear responds, “No, I’m stuffed.”
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Canadian Dad ARRESTED For Not Using His Own Child's' Pronouns, This Is INSANITY
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Schools are BRAINWASHING Children With Critical Race Theory
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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7 Week Old Golden Retriever Puppies Wrestling Match
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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The Searchers "Needles And Pins" on The Ed Sullivan Show
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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The Troggs - Wild Thing
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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The Zombies She's Not There (1964)
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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TV Host Demands Police Shoot AIR In Insanely Dangerous Advice, Proving She Knows Nothing About Guns
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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The MASKED SINGER Reaction: Michael Knowles Tries to GUESS!
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin; By The Iron Cross
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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WWI veteran's granddaughter recounts his stories of heroism
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@RaikaRah
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Hammer to fall - Queen (Brian May); by Andreea Munteanu feat The Voodoo Child
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Deep Purple - Speed King (1970)
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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The Lumberjack Song
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Deep Purple - Highway Star 1972
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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'Batteries run flat' in electronic car race
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Crosby, Stills, & Nash - Suite Judy Blue Eyes
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn’t think anyone could stoop so low.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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I ing love asterisks! Seriously. I swear by them.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances I said: "There's the door"
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom" It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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I was learning about the gastrointestinal system... It was a lot to digest.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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'Far too many in charge' have forgotten 'how courageous we once were'
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Leaders 'went out of their way to scare us' at climate change summit
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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(1900). A Sunday in Paris. Lumiere Brothers.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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You don't need any training to be a garbage collector You just pick it up as you go
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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I’ve never tried inhaling helium before But people speak very highly of it.
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Deep Purple - Burn 1974 Live
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Golden Retriever doesn't want to share сouch with German Shepherd
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call a mockingbird that weighs 2,000 grams? 2 kilo mockingbird
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Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Just wondering in the old days, how many of us asked mum "what's for dinner" and were told "shit with sugar on it". Hopefully it wasn't just me.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@RickSall
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@WayneHawthorne
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Welcome@Commandrew
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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I write songs about sewing machines I'm a Singer Songwriter
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck... It’s a furry, cuz ducks shouldn’t be talking
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call a town where everyone smokes pot? High society.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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I had an ounce of weed last week :) But I lost it in a series of small fires. :(
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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I'm gonna start a cocaine delivery service I'll call it instagram
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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'Can't stop husband's habitual skirt chasing. What should i do?' 'Send him to Scotland'
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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I didn't say my ex-wife died, I said I have a latex wife.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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What's the saddest form of transportation? A moped.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who got caught living on public transportation? Bus Ted
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest? Bombi.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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What do you call the argument between two vegans? A plant-based beef.
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Katie Hopkins: British people MARCHING for their freedom. SO PRPUD
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Black Man BEATS Antifa With An American Flag Shield In New Disney Show, It Is NOT Woke
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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"Let My Wife Come Home!" Joe Biden Goes on Awkward and Bizarre Tangent During Climate Summit
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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The Verdict Is In | Candace Episode 6
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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8 dead, 348 rescued after an avalanche hit Indian state of Uttarakhand
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Chauvin Alt Juror Admits Feeling THREATENED By Leftist Violence, This Was An Example Of Mob Justice
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Debris of missing Indonesian submarine found, Navy says it sank with dozens onboard
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Katie Hopkins PRIDE OF BRITAIN so proud of all the lions marching for freedom
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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Which former European state exported mainly napkins? The Serviette Union
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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I saw that my dog had an accident on the floor So I said to him “urine trouble”
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
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