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Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

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Michael Knowles Is NOT a NYT Bestselling Author ft. Michael Knowles | The Liz Wheeler Show

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@SIRCAS

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Pat5zero

Democrat Cori Bush Says SUCK IT UP After Spending $70k On Security While Trying To Defund the Police

Landlords Sue Biden For Illegal Eviction Moratorium, Fauci Says Third COVID Shot Rushed For Approval

I went on a date with AOC last night. "Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one that's just two." She said, "I might be in the squad but I know how many one is."

I named my pet rock after a wrestler. It's a Stone Called Steve Austin.

We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone. Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.

I was born by c-section and I turned out fine. Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.

Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag. One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?" The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat." ...

Hillary Clinton's New Book Is Already A Bestseller, And It Isn't Even Out Yet Kinda like how she had won all those primaries before anyone got to cast a vote!

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He claims It was accidental.

A man comes home to his wife and cheerfully proclaims: “the doctor said I can pleasure myself whenever I want to!” The wife took the paper he got after the appointment, looks at it for a second and says, “Harold, this here says you could have ...

LEFT BEHIND Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep7

Melburnians take to the streets to protest state's sixth lockdown

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

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Abolish the Administrative State | Ep. 33

Zero COVID is never going to happen

INSANE: ‘Muppet Babies’ Reintroduces Male Character As Transgender Princess

My dad told me a joke about boxing but I missed the punch line.

"What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."

"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."

"What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"

"Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.

Katie Hopkins: Unapologetically LIVE

MEDICAL JIM CROW: Airport SEGREGATING Passengers Based on Vaccination Status

APOCALYPSE NOW! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep6

Biden And BLM Support TANKING, Americans Are Fed Up With Leftist Politics From Democrats

How Are We Still Publicly Funding Leftist Propaganda Like NPR?

Biden Violates Supreme Court Order Illegally Creating New Eviction Moratorium After Democrats Demand

Pet Dog Starts Howling Every Time Woman Begins to Strum Her Banjo

The Emerging American KGB

Destroying RINO Kinzinger's Argument About Jan 6

I Tried To Tell You This Would Happen

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

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The Slimy, Smarmy, Shady Dictators of NY | Ep. 32

Dog Follows Owner and Walk Themselves With Their Leash in Mouth

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

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Family Playfully Sits on Road and Pretends to Row Boat While Playing in Rain

NYC Announces Mandatory Vaccination For Most Indoor Activities, Vaccines Mandates Likely To Expand

Baby Owl Sits on Dog's Back While They go for Walk Outside

The GREATEST Blues progression of all time

Cat Tries Not To Be Bothered By Dog Hitting Their Face With Tail

EBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

Did you know that a plateau is the highest form of flattery?

I’m reading a horror story in Braille and something bad is about to happen. I can just feel it.

A friend of mine can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

Democrat Gov Cuomo Faces Calls For Impeachment And Resignation After NY AG Confirms He Abused Women

JUSTICE FOR SOME Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep145

The Muppets Try to Convince Preschoolers to Cross Dress | Ep. 767

Dog Rubs His Face on Artificial Turf

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage but I lost my case.

I once wrote a very creative and detailed suicide note.... Now I've got a 1 country music song in the U.S.

I told my tailor I wouldn't be needing his services anymore He said "O.K., suit yourself"

Survivor Of Mao's Cultural Revolution Says It's Happening In The US NOW

AZ Senator Demands ARREST Of Dominion And County Officials For REFUSING To Comply With Subpoena

Dismantling the Left's Newest Narrative Against the 2nd Amendment

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Liz Wheeler Fans Page.

Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

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The Scientific Case Against Mask Mandates | Ep. 31

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. I hear the results speak for themselves.

Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Deep down they’re really good people.

Dog Swings Happily in Hammock

Katie Hopkins: Spider Web Thoughts

Democrats Fail To Extend Eviction Moratorium, Millions Of Foreclosures Could Spark MAJOR Depression

If you forget the rules of Chess don't worry... ... you're allowed to check.

A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his best customer for ten years, but I had no idea he was a barber.

I have just applied for a job as a litter collector. They asked if I had any relevant experience but I said I will just pick it up as I go along.

Can anyone recommend a good way to clear ice from my windscreen? I tried using my discount card but could only get 20% off!

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will hunt you down. You have my Word.

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Gnosticwarrior19

Katie Hopkins: Australia is penal colony once more. This time the inmates are the Australian people

Psaki Tries and Fails to Defend Obama's Massive Birthday Party Defying CDC Guidelines

DEFUND THE CAPITOL POLICE Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep144

Congress Failure To Raise Debt Ceiling And Extend Eviction Moratorium May Trigger Economic Meltdown

They Want to Arrest and Jail All Unvaccinated Adults!

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society because I spilled the beans.

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help at all but I stand corrected.

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.

Doctor, there’s a patient that says he’s invisible.’ ‘Well, tell him I can’t see him.

A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bar tender here?’

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Aug 2, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by guru

My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people.

Dog Begs Owner to Pet Him By Moving His Paws

Dog Gets Distracted By Birds And Crashes Into Parked Car While Walking With Owner

Dog Folds Their Ear As Owner Moves Earbud Towards Them

Government Takeover Is OUR Fourth Turning, We Are Approaching CHAOTIC Times

Why ONLY Citizens Should Be Able Vote

The Biden Administration's Twisted Treatment of the Cubans

Painful Parkour Wins Vs. Fails & More! | People Are Awesome Vs. FailArmy

Puppy Bites Woman Trying to Kiss Them

Dog Moves Their Legs And Pretends To Walk While Being Carried By Person On Escalator

I bought the CHEAPEST GUITAR on AMAZON - A bargain or...

Exposing How a Crazy Minority Silenced a Reasonable Majority | Ben Shapiro | POLITICS | Rubin Report

Systemic Breakdown SHOWS How Heavily People DEPEND On The System, May Lead To More INDEPENDENTS

Katie Hopkins: Sydney under de-facto martial law. Army brought in.

Does my wife think I’m a control freak? I haven’t decided yet

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it in a remote location.

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