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Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear.

I think geology is the most important field in science. Sure, it has its faults, but on the hole, it's ground-breaking.

Katie Hopkins on the Hypocrisy of the G7

Katie Hopkins: Not Anti-vax. Just Body Confident

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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I cut down a tree by just staring at it. I saw it with my own eyes.

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Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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I recently got fired as an architect An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault.

How to make your steak taste better? Eat it with bunch of vegans at the dinner table.

Hey man will you hand me that tri-fold informational packet? Bro sure.

My friend didn’t believe me that Slash was in AC/DC C’mon he is right there in the middle.

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Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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Life is not a competition.... I mean, apart from grades, jobs, partners, wealth and status.

What's the name of the X-rated photography site for fisherman? OnlyFins.

I got a job at a chess piece factory recently... ...I'm on the knight shift next week.

My memory foam pillow has amnesia.

What do you call it when a lizard loses its tail and it doesn’t grow back? A-reptile dysfunction

What do you call a communist with a sniper rifle? Marxman

The longest drum solo was hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

2 monkeys sat on a branch, one says "ooh ooohh aha ha aha!" The other says "careful, that's hot."

The Same People Who Embraced the "Wet Market" Theory Are Now Pushing Climate Change!

What is China's Master Plan?

The Disgusting History of the Tuskegee Experiment

THE PLAGUE OF WHITENESS Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 109

Fox News Guest Says AOC And Childless Women Have The Minds Of Children, Millennials ARENT Growing Up

Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B Minor.

My friend has been terribly depressed since he went bungy jumping and the cord snapped. He just hasn't bounced back.

What do you call an Irish skin doctor? Dermot O'Logist

What did the dance instructor say when she arrived late, to an empty room? Everybody! Left, right?

A man was found electrocuted, with only a car battery in the room. Police are still looking for leads.

I always keep a tape measure in my panic room. Because desperate times call for desperate measures.

A detective finds a new clue, a coiled and bloody fishing line Turns out, it was just a red hair ring

Inflation SPIKE Sparks Panic, The Market Is Going To Crash Soon, Say Signs

CNN's Brian Stelter ROASTED By C-Span Callers, Say He's Minister Of Misinformation To HIS FACE

Politics is dominated by those who believe 'winning is what it's all about'

Greta Thunberg Finally Attacks China & They Respond by Fat Shaming Her!

The left is ‘taking over’ private companies to push an agenda ‘against freedom’

'Slowly but surely, the people will wake up and that's what these plutocratic elites fear the most'

Media ‘gushing’ over ‘beloved’ Joe Biden amid G7 Summit

Hunter Biden Drops Slur Repeatedly

CNN Turns Into the Jerry Springer Show!

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Jun 11, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Chaos31A

Cream, Tales of Brave Ulysses

Facebook Colluded With Fauci To SILENCE News About The Lab Leak, This Is Clearly CORRUPT

♫ The Faces Live 1972 ♫

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Jun 11, 2021Jun 2021

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WHO'S ON FIRST? (The Definitive Version) - Abbott and Costello

Whose Fault is It? (HD & Extended) | Fawlty Towers | BBC Comedy Greats

What is more loyal than a dog ! 🐶👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Dog protects their owner out of any danger Compilation

AOC's Family REJECTS Funds Raised By @Matt Walsh For Abuela

Smooth criminal escapes police van stuck in traffic

Who is the leader of the corn army? The kernal.

Biden Inflation Crisis Gets WORSE, Prices May Predict MAJOR Market Crash As Democrats KEEP Spending

Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April fuels joke.

I was bitten by a nonbinary vampire last night... They came from Trans-Sylvania.

What are a male donkey’s pronouns? He / haw

If I end up on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works.

My 4-year- nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say the word for "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile.

Got a hole in my sock today. Darn it.

My kids soccer championship was canceled due to rain and sleet. So every player got a precipitation trophy.

CHINA’S MASTER PLAN Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 8

New Research Article Says "Whiteness" Is A Parasitic Affliction That Must Be "Cured," CRT Is INSANE

What supplement is good for wrinkles? Iron.

WATCH Parents EXPLODE Across the NATION Against CRT!!!

Global economic partnerships are a 'signal to the world' about 'who you can trust'

The World Seems To Be Gearing Up For WAR, Australian Prime Minister Concerned For Chinese Conflict

The earliest known crossbows were invented in the first millennium BC, not later than the 7th century BC in ancient China, not later than the 4th century BC in Greece (as the gastraphetes). The gastraphetes was a hand-held crossbow used by the ...

Democrats In Denial After New IG Report PROVES Media LIED About Trump Clearing Protest For Photo-Op

'BlackRock' Is Buying Up American Homes, Pricing Normal Buyers Out Of The Market With MASSIVE Offers

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Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Southpaw

For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn’t stick to me I’m absolutely ex-static!

What do you call King Henry VIII when he’s in the air? An altitudor

Any bug can hit a windshield.. But it takes some guts to stick.

I’ve finally gone and bought some memory foam inserts for my slippers. No more forgetting why I walked in to the kitchen.

Stay Alert - The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large ... Police warn he may strike again.

What is a Balance Sheet? It’s what comes out after eating a balance diet.

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Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

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Just joined a dating group for arsonists.... Got a match straight away.

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Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@StaticalstarYT

Felt like doing some lunges but… That would be a huge step forward

Beethoven: ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED? Crowd: YEAAAAAHHHH!!!! Beethoven: I can’t hear you!

My mates works on the railway. He does maintenance or maybe engineering.... Something along those lines anyway.

What do you call someone who steals lotion? A smooth criminal.

My mind is a little cloudy... ...time for some cirrus thought.

Dentist: "You need a crown." Me:”Finally, someone who understands me."

What do you call a boat full of dentists? A tooth ferry

Instructions said to preheat oven at 180 degrees Not sure i'll try this recipe again, turning the oven upside down was a real back breaker...

Did you hear about that guy who hated coal? Never mined.

Nickelodeon Goes FULL Leftist Propaganda With Drag Queen, Communist Salute In Honor Of Pride Month

IS COVID A BIOWEAPON? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 7

Libs Think Trump Said Kamala Quotes

The Great Reset Is Happening NOW, Elites Are Buying Up Houses OVER COST So YOU Can't Own Anything

Hypocrite BLM Protester Caught Yelling Asian Slurs, CRT Is Racist And They Are Indoctrinating Kids

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Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@Bayonet68s

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Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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A man died after falling into a vat of coffee. His wife told reporters, at least he didn't suffer - it was instant.

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Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Do you know why giraffes necks are so long? Because their heads are so far from their body.

I'm leaving. I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour ...... Wait, I can change .

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

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Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code.

A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars It’s safe to say the police are working tirelessly to catch him.

A dung beetle goes into a bar... He doesn't order a drink. He just takes a stool.

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Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Over heard my flat earth believing friend talking about global warming.. I told him to make up his mind.

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Blind Faith - Deluxe Edition - Acoustic & Jams - Full Album

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