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Jun 6, 2021Jun 2021

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"Glad All Over" (Dave Clark Five) - John Mellencamp, Billy Joel, Joan Jett & John Fogerty

Did you know humans can be struck by lightning? I was shocked when I found out

There was a point in time where I couldn’t afford to pay my electricity bills Those were darkest days of my life.

Softball is just like baseball Except the tactics seem more underhanded.

I failed my medical school entrance exam because of nerves. The correct answer was blood vessels.

Did you hear about the company's idea for a giant sandal? Turned out to be a massive flop.

A friend just called me to tell me he has changed his name to 'Spinal Column'. I asked if I could call him Back.

What do a group of whales listen to on long journey? Podcasts.

I only know 25 letters of the Alphabet I don't know Y

I have a tin that looks nothing like a tin..... It's uncanny.

Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying - Gerry and The Pacemakers

Peter and Gordon - A World Without Love (HD) 1964

Katie Hopkins As BORIS EXPLAINING TRAFFIC LIGHT BULLSHT

Critics blast AOC for not helping her grandmother in Puerto Rico

AOC REFUSING to accept donations to help 'Abuela'

Australian lockdowns occur 'every 12 days' on average since November

Little Eva - Loco-motion(1962)

The Seekers' full performance, London Palladium - Stereo, 1966

Crime Is SKYROCKETING In Minneapolis, The City Is Heading For A Breaking Point Under Dem Leadership

3 democrats are stuck on a river bank and can't cross it. They find a bottle in the sand, and as they open it, a genie pops out. "I will promise you 3 wishes. Pick carefully." Says the genie. "I want a boat." Says the first one. The genie grants ...

Descartes asks a horse if he is well versed in philosophy. The horse says "I don't think I am" and disappears.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have. wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around ...

Millie Small — My Boy Lollipop

If Columbo Were Anime

'OK Boomer' Girl Gets Blasted As A Hypocrite For Buying Fancy Apartment, Capitalism Worked For Her

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

I was in a lingerie shop and asked one of the staff "Excuse me, are these knickers satin?" She said "No, they're new"

I started a company harvesting moisture from plants. Business hasn't been great, but we're making dew.

I’ve just spent my life savings on a cannabis farm. The estate agent assured me it’s a growth industry.

A guy gives flowers to all of his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies. And to his sons, he gives sunflowers.

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions.

I got in trouble in Algebra class today and had to stay after class for detention. I didn't enjoy the aftermath.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 5, 2021Jun 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@RedElctrcDragon

Mars Makes HUGE Marketing Mistake With WHITE Skittles In An Attempt To Virtue Signal For Pride Month

What If The Simpsons Was British?

Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild 1968 Video Sound HQ

My friend went into a suntanning competition but it was rigged Because all the contestants got bronze

It was only a $3 bottle of Chardonnay but we partied like it was $19.99

I created a poll to see if people preferred pillows stuffed with bird feathers or pillows stuffed with synthetic material. Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.

How often do Jamaican farmers milk their cows? Every udder day

A young man named Benny was a real party animal. He lived for the good times of wine, women, and song. He wished he could continue his life style forever. A genie suddenly appeared before him and made him the following wish: Benny would remain ...

Why did AOC nearly freeze to death at the drive in cinema? She went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

I've been watching far too much television lately. My dreams have adverts in them now.

What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use? A big mac

Did you hear about the constipated financial planner? He couldn’t budget.

I've been seeing a light bulb sales girl lately... Her name is Ellie Dee She really lights up my life.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 5, 2021Jun 2021

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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over ...

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jun 5, 2021Jun 2021

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Archery On A Unicycle And More! | Best Of The Week

YALE Psych Lecturer Gives Speech Where She Says She Fantasizes About MURDERING People

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jun 5, 2021Jun 2021

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The Beatles - Live At Nippon Budokan Hall 1966

Every Old School Computer Game

You Can't See Memes on the Radio

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey ...

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

How do you count cows? With a cowculator.

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!

IIhan"Where were you born?" AOC: "The United States." llhan: "Which part?" AOC: "My whole body."

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

What is the Penalty for Helping Cause Millions of Deaths and Who Will Hold Fauci Accountable?

A Chinese Newspaper Advocates Preparing for Nuclear War with the US and Biden is Clueless

THE UNTOLD STORY Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 104

BLM Riots ERUPT At George Floyd No-Go Zone After Cops Take Down Fugitive, Riots May Get WORSE Today

Inflation Is Through The ROOF, The Numbers Look Like It's 2008 All Over Again

Someone removed the fifth month from the calendar I was really dismayed

I met Bruce Lee's vegan brother today. His name is Brocko Lee.

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

I asked a girl whether she would date a blue-collar man like me She said blue or white don’t matter, she’s collar blind.

I applied to join an LGBT comedy group, but I got rejected. I guess their routine doesn't need a Straight-Man after all.

Rand Paul Is Proven RIGHT In Combative Exchanges With Fauci, He's FUNDRAISING Off It

Katie Hopkins: Portugal and the traffic light bullsht

The Ship of Gold SS Central America (Ship of Gold) was carrying 13,600 kg of gold when it sunk in 1857. Although the shipwreck site was found in 1988, only 5% shipwreck could be excavated. In 2014, Odyssey Marine Exploration Inc., an American company...

Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar? They're all just carbon copies of each other.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jun 4, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by guru

I remember when McDonald's switched from styrofoam to cardboard and paper. I'm still wondering when they're going to start using actual meat.

The Saddle Ridge Hoard In 2013, the dream of finding gold treasure in one’s backyard came true for a couple living in California. The couple discovered 1,427 gold coins dating back to 1847-1894 while they were walking their dog. They initially ...

There is no such color as Ghostly yellow! It is just a pigment of your imagination!

Media REWRITES History By Stealth-Editing Headlines, Tom Cotton Story SHIFTS In Real Time

Man Falsely Accused Of Protesting January 6th Has Charges Dropped, Leftists Never Even GET Charged

The Hoxne Hoard In 1992, a farmer called Peter Whatling lost a hammer in his farm in England. On asking his friend, a metal detectorist, to help him find the lost hammer, they discovered ,865 gold, silver, and bronze coins of the late Roman Empire. ...

Staffordshire Hoard is known to be the largest hoard of Anglo-Saxon gold ever found. This treasure was found by Terry Herbert, a farmer, when he used his metal detector over his farm in Staffordshire. A total of 3,500 cloisonné garnets, 5.094 kilos ...

Fact-Checking the Fact-Checkers Who Are Censoring Marjorie Taylor Greene

We Now Have New, Serious Evidence that Covid Was Created in a Chinese Lab

Candace Owens' Tribute To Our Veterans

My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike. I rode on, ruthlessly.

To the person who stole my pillow I will not rest until I find you!

What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.

I don't know about the rest of you, but to me the word "exclusive"... ...means only one thing.

Have you heard of an Australian kiss? .. it’s like a French kiss but down !!

What music to kangaroos like?? Hip hop!!!!

BEHIND THE MASK Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 103

Doctor Fauci Must Be Held Accountable

Fauci Was WARNED Early On That Covid May Have Come From A Lab, New Emails Show

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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.

Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Love potion number 9, The Searchers

I’m allergic to cotton I would take medicine for it, but I can’t get it out of the bottle

What do you call it when a barbie toy is in a line for a grill? A barbie-que

Biden Blames Racism for Black Business Failures But It's HIS PARTY that Held Blacks Back

Andy Ngo CONFIRMED To Have Been Attacked By Antifa In Portland, Ngo Calls On Police To STOP Antifa

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