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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the new discount human egg harvesting chain that’s pushing all its competitors out of business? Yeah, they’re really taking ova.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@chadunka
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Lars Andersen: Impossible Archery, Vol. 1
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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MTG SLAMS "Two Track Justice System" that Favors Democrats
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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My friend has fallen head over heels for a new girl. She’s only a humble whisky maker, but he loves her still.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Guilty Golden Retriever dog tries to smile herself out of trouble.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Dr. Fauci Flip Flops AGAIN - And This Time the Ramifications are HUGE!
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the secret pilot? He spent much of his life in da skies.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 24, 2021May 2021

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I just opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside. How unfortunate!
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Dog Climbs Into Cardboard Box and Sits Comfortably
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Baby and Dog Sit on the Floor Hugging and Kissing Each Other Lovingly
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Alaskan Malamute and German Shepherd Discussion
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Toddler Wraps Dog With Blankets While They Sit Patiently
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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82 years old Ernest Tuff Deadlifting 190kg
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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89 years old (young) pulling 405lbs(184kg) for reps
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Upon his coronation, a tribal king decided he wanted to upgrade his woven-grass-and-wood home. So, he commissioned the best weavers in the village to build him a two-story home. Weeks later, the grass-weavers finished, and moved the king’s ...
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who turned into a vampire before he was bitten? Yeah, Premature edraculation is rough.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you ...
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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I got a job at a bakery, because I knead dough.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 24, 2021May 2021

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I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third. I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Jan Hammer & Al Di Meola Live at the Savoy - Cruisin'
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Al Di Meola, performing Black Dog and Midnight Tango at the Music Box in San Diego
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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John McLaughlin, Larry Coryell, Paco De Lucía - Meeting of the Spirits
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Al Di Meola and Steve Vai 2017
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
May 24, 2021May 2021

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Al di Meola - Race with Devil on Spanish Highway
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the man who lost the ability to hear low and midrange frequencies? He was in a world of treble.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the Other Side.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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Ever wonder about the origins of the phrase “In a pickle”? Well, else would you call such a Dill-emma?
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Just Jokes and Memes
May 24, 2021May 2021

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What do you call having too many dogs? A roverdose.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

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What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter? Batman can go into a store without Robin.
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Tim Pool
May 24, 2021May 2021

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Reddit Post Mocks Right-Wingers For Thinking The LEFT Is The VIOLENT Side, They Are SO Un-Self-Aware
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Unit 731 (Japanese: 731部隊, Hepburn: Nana-san-ichi Butai), short for Manshu Detachment 731 and also known as Kamo Detachment,198 and Ishii Unit,was a covert biological and chemical warfare research and development unit of the Imperial Japanese ...
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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A king, wanting to host an elaborate wedding for his daughter, raised taxes on all citizens of the kingdom by thirty pieces of gold. Everybody paid, except for one young count. The king sent a tax collector, but the count refused. “This is unfair,...
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy!
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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I couldn’t get a reservation at the library, they’re fully booked.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@WestBayRay
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Tim Compares Leftist Thought To Mad Cow Disease, A Mutation Of Normal Ideas Into Pathological Forms
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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All Our Leaders Are ANCIENT, But Term Limits Might NOT Actually Be The Solution We Need
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Marjorie Taylor Greene's Response to Pelosi Mask Warning is PRICELESS
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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The MASSIVE Implications of Fauci's New Admission
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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PART 2: The Far Left is Protecting Hamas Terrorists
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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What happens when two weed companies merge together? They become a joint venture!
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden" said the man looking forlorn.
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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.
May 23, 2021May 2021

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Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, “the end is near!” I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Yeah, it was pretty nuts.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Biden Steals Republican Line & Mangles it - Much Like The Presidency
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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'How's that unity going, Joe'
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News & Links
May 23, 2021May 2021

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Donald Trump was 'absolutely right' on China
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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KT's Arms -- standing with Israel, radio fatty boom booms and being a bad mom (mum)
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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The Floyd's are GOING to Washington D.C.!! George Floyd's family gets invited to the Whitehouse.
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May 23, 2021May 2021

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Colorado Commie Wakanda Already Failed After Grifting 65k
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Our town's oldest paperboy died today, at 84. 86 are wondering where their Daily Mirror's got to.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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I kept having these crazy dreams where I woke up covered in Tyre tracks... My Psychiatrist is convinced I'm a 'cycle-path'
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today. Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
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Mark Dice Fan Club
May 22, 2021May 2021

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It Does Exist - Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Is Proof
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Salvador Dalí, “Bouche mystérieuse apparaissant dans le dos de ma nourrice.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Dali. Apparition of Face and Fruit Dish on a Beach, 1938
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Salvador Dalí, "Gala Placidia. Galatea of the Spheres.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Focus - Hocus Pocus (Music Video, 1971)
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Focus - House of the King
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May 22, 2021May 2021

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Focus - Eruption (Live)
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The Greatest Music Ever Made, Ever Played.
May 22, 2021May 2021

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Focus - Sylvia {extremely rare, surprise ending} (Old Grey Whistle Test 1972)
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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The Military Has Become a Joke
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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What the HECK is This??
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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What do you call an endowed puppet? Well strung.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Who designed King Arthur's round table? Sir-Cumference.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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The word “fragile” gets thrown around a lot recently. Particularly when written on a label and attached to a checked in bag.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Ted Cruz SLAMS Woke Army Ad, Says Democrats And Woke media Turning Our Military Into "Pansies"
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Why the Left Seems to Think Merit is Racist
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Company PAYS $40 Million Ransom In Yet ANOTHER Cyberattack, It Will Get Bad If They Keep Complying
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Tim Gets ANIMATED About Bitcoin, Insists It's Good For MANY Things And Allows Greater Freedom
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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McDonalds SUED Over Woke Black Advertising Plan, $B Lawsuit Alleges McDonalds SEGREGATES Ad Spends
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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THE PERSECUTION OF TRUMP Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 95
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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PART 1: Author Joel Rosenberg Explains How He's a "Jewish Follower of Jesus"
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar? They're all just carbon copies of each other.
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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I have fetish for twisting up water hoses Some would call it a kink
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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...? His buns were toasted.
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Tim Pool
May 21, 2021May 2021

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Biden Admin CAUGHT SMUGGLING Migrant Kids To Other States In The Dead Of NIGHT
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