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Jul 4, 2021Jul 2021

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What should you do if you run out of toilet paper in the wilderness? Take a leaf out of Bear Grylls’ book.

There’s an email going around offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don’t open it. It’s spam.

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HOPE, HUMANITY, ACHIEVEMENT and ENDURANCE

Jul 4, 2021Jul 2021

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BMX Tricks & More Wins VS. Fails | People Are Awesome Vs. FailArmy

EPIC RIFFS | Why this is AC/DC's hardest riff!⚡

Gary Moore - Red House (Jimi Hendrix Cover) (Fender Stratocaster 50th Anniversary)

Steve vai - amazing clean sound solo

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 4, 2021Jul 2021

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Van Halen Eruption Guitar Solo

The oldest surviving firearm is the Heilongjiang hand cannon dated to 1288, which was discovered at a site in modern-day Acheng District where the History of Yuan records that battles were fought at that time; Li Ting, a military commander of Jurchen...

Donald Trump 'bashes up Joe Biden' at latest Florida rally

'The left is up in arms' following 'woke' US sprinter's Tokyo Olympic ban

The very first glass known to stone age people which was used for making weapons and decortaive objects, was obsidian, black volcanic glass. The earliest known man made glass dates back to around 3500BC, with finds in Egypt and Eastern Mesopotamia. ...

US Vice President Kamala Harris 'is such a hoax'

What’s the least amount of costume needed to convincingly look like a bear? Bear Minimum

Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.

I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer. Maybe my iPhone is just broken

What do you call two spices saying hello to each other during the holidays? Seasons greetings

How does Reese eat her ice-cream? Witherspoon.

Katie Hopkins: Cops steal football from celebrating English fans. Utter Cockwomble.

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@dixiedog

Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@GrittyGrunt

5 MUST KNOW tips for your acoustic playing!

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail? He was resisting a rest.

What does a Jedi on a budget eat for dessert? Only one Cannoli

“A Beginner’s Guide to Boxing” - By Bob Andweave

If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water, before you go to bed. That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

I apologized to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction problem. I said, “I hope there are no hard feelings.”

What do Australians say when they play chess? Check, mate!

Han and Yoda are flying in the Millennium Falcon "Are you sure we're going the right way?" Han asks. "Off course we are. " Yoda replies.

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?" I said I'd take either/oar.

What are tho oldest animals? Zebras and Penguins, since they're in black and white.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his Tomato seeds after watering them for the first time? You have been germinated.

What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line? You get a LGBTQ.

GOP State Rep Who Fled Communism WRECKS Dem Rep Who Mocked Him

JAZZ GUITAR ESSENTIALS: What everyone should know

I am a master of forgery. I have all the certificates to prove it.

My wife swears the CIA put a listening device in our yard disguised as a tree. I told her it's just a plant

I had to get on the ladder to change a lightbulb in the garage this afternoon. You could say it was the high light of my day.

Bought a new jacket the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer.

What do sperms and lawyers have in common? 1 in 50,000,000 have a chance of becoming a human being

Leftists Activists DESTROY Statue Of Queen Elizabeth In Canada As They Attempt To Erase History

WATCH: Biden rambles on about Reagan

San Jose Gun Owners TAXED for Gun Violence? Will & Amala React

Researchers to study long-term mental health impacts of COVID separation

Would YOU Rather | with Amala Ekpunobi

The Deep State's Latest Attack on Trump

Paying Students $17.76 If They Can Answer Questions About Independence Day

Illegal Beheads Man & Plays Soccer With the Head

How Tim Ballard Is Fighting Against Sex Trafficking

Transgender Credit Card

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

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Is this the FUTURE of acoustic guitar? (or just a gimmick?)

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

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Playing a $55,000 guitar (and fell in love 😭)

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Guitars and Guitarists - All Genres of Music Welcome

Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

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How bad are cheap guitars? https:// I tested 4 affordable models

The Battle of Megiddo (fought 15th century BC) was fought between Egyptian forces under the command of Pharaoh Thutmose III and a large rebellious coalition of Canaanite vassal states led by the king of Kadesh. It is the first battle to have been ...

The Cloaca Maxima is the oldest plumbing system that's still in use today, and amazingly some of the original masonry work is still holding together! The Romans also created aqueducts, adding a new level of ingenuity to the oldest known plumbing ...

My professor accused me of plagiarizing His words, not mine.

Spine surgeon to-do list: Get back to work.

What crimes do trees have to commit to get the death penalty? Treeson.

Never argue with a fictional character Their minds are completely made up.

What's the most hygienic type of ant? The Deodor Ant.

What's the number 1 reason for divorce? Marriage.

Sometimes I like to grab my ankles and lean forward But that's just how I roll.

China Caught Building Over 0 Nuclear Missile Silos As Threats Of War Escalate, Taiwan At Risk

Midwit Journalist MOCKED For Downplaying Skyrocketing Crime In The US But FAILING To Understand Data

Katie Hopkins KTs Arms 2 July

Your Children Are Being INDOCTRINATED and SEXUALIZED

The Supreme Court's Recent Landmark Ruling on Voter Integrity is a HUGE WIN

FINALLY! Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 4

My ex gf was allergic to wax No-one has ever been able to hold a candle to her

My mate recommended I try the new Breadcrumb aftershave Apparently the birds love it!

Why did the pirate go to the bathroom? Because he had to yarrinate

I parked my car outside parliament. "Sir, you can't park here," said a cop. "This is where our politicians work." "Don't worry, I've locked it."

What brand of cereal is the strongest?? Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.

Why is rabbit farming a terrifying profession? Every day is a hare-raising experience.

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 2, 2021Jul 2021

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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem He thought nobody important was out to get him.

Facebook Prods Users With CREEPY New 'Extremism' Pop-Ups Prompting Them To TATTLE On Friends

News Site Says To MIX AND MATCH Covid Vaccinations, TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR

Talking With Americans Who Don't Know Why We Celebrate Fourth of July!

Yaroslava Mahuchikh - 201cm!

BLM Rioters Hold City Council VP "Hostage" Demand Riot Charges Dropped, Democrats Are LOSING Control

Judge Sentences Man To Be VACCINATED, It's A Condition Of His PROBATION In Insane Twist

Dems Vote to Remove THEIR OWN Statues, But Why is This Dangerous?

New Photos PROVE Joe Biden Lied About Being Involved In Hunter's Shady Deals, Media PROTECTING Biden

My proctologist gave me two thumbs up… Which I did NOT appreciate.

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

Why are tall people always so well rested? Because they sleep longer in bed.

What do you call an Italian drug dealer in Asia? Narco Polo.

Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday.

What do you call a sausage that can't walk? A sausage roll.

Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually... It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.

Here is the Result of Our Futile Attempts in Afghanistan

Biden Makes INSANE Mistake Insulting WWII Veterans, Confusing Them With Victims Of Tuskegee Study

AOC Doesn't Even Believe Her Own Global Warming Alarmism

Katie Hopkins on COVID patrol. Very urgent and important. Like seriously guys....

Liz Wheeler Show VIP Q&A

WITCH HUNT Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 3

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.@Mechanic

Welcome to Liz Wheeler Fans Page.jaymaron

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Comedy, Laughs and Humor.

Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

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Welcome to Comedy, Laughs and Humor.@rocr

Can you make a sentence containing the words defense, defeat and detail? When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail.

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