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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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I pointed out that my wife was pressing a no-wrinkle shirt, but she didn't appreciate the irony.
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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My wife hates the fact that we never have visitors. I never would have guest
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to ? It suffered from withdrawals.
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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facts about Diarrhea 2 will surprise you!
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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What was the Supreme Court ruling on constipation? It’s unconstitutional.
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Biden's Vaccine Mandate Has Been Filed, Southwest CEO CAUGHT LYING, Blames Biden As People Revolthttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” —Bob Hope
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” —Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“To call you would be an insult to people!” —Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis), A Fish Called Wanda
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“You know you’re getting when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” —George Burns
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” —Steve Martin
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” —Jay Leno
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“You know you’ve reached middle when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” —Joan Rivers
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.” —Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“Clothes make the man. Naked people have or no influence in society.” —Mark Twain Quote.
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“My always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Kenya: Athletics chief calls for "speedy justice" after Olympic runner Agnes Tirop found deadhttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Democrats Set To Send US Marshals To ARREST Steve Bannon, The Spark Of Civil War Is Upon Ushttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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These Australians Are FED UP With DRACONIAN COVID Lockdownshttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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THE MULTIRACIAL GOP Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep196https:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Vax Mandates BACKFIRE As FreedomFlu Spreads, Police Call For Defying Mandate Sparking Democrat Panic
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Kyrie Irving Explains He Doesn't Hate Vaccines, Just Mandates, As He Isn't Allowed To Play NBA Gameshttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Louder WIth Crowder Receives HARD STRIKE From YouTube For Talking About NEWShttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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This is the Fakest White House We Have Ever Seenhttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Shut Down Newsom’s Ethnic Studies | Ep. 62https:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Drone captures thousands of steel panels rusting in Texas as border wall contracts cancelledhttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Suspect charged following bow and arrow attack in Norwayhttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Rep. Devin Nunes Explain How Obama's Third Term is Being Carried Out by Two Shell Politicianshttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Southwest is Backing Downhttps:
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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Southwest Airlines CEO Caves, Blames Joe Biden's Vax Mandate For Massive Pilot 'Sick-Out'
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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DeSantis FINES County $4 MILLION For Firing People Who Are Not Vaccinated And Pushing Vax Mandateshttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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RECORD Number Of Employees QUIT In August, It Is A 'Great Resignation'
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Ep. 1625 The Daily Mail Blows The Lid Off The Biden Scandal - The Dan Bongino Show®
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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OPEN INVITATION Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep195https:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Press Sec. Stuns Reporters, Admits Plan to Ignore & Crush States' Rights | DM CLIPS | Rubin Reporthttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Superman Is Now Super Gay | Ep. 863https:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Texas School Shooter Out On Bondhttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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NBA Star Kyrie Irving BANNED From Team Until He Gets The Shot
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Just In Time For The Holidays: Supply Chain Problems May Get Worse Before They Get Better Says Psakihttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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RECORD Number Of Employees QUIT In August, It Is A 'Great Resignation'
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Eco Terrorists Blocking Intersections Start Getting Dragged By Drivershttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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NFL coach, Jon Gruden resigns after 10yr old racist & homophobic emails surface! Nooooooooooo
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Joe Biden CLEARLY Implemented In Hunter Biden's Coruption, Bank Records PROVE His Involvementhttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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NYC Mayor, Bill de Blasio, Removes Gifted and Talented Programs in Schoolshttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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I had a dream I turned into a young chicken and had trouble changing back to being a human. Luckily, I was able to pullet off...
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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What's it called when a drug dealer tests his products? A business trip.
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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What do you call someone who buys up the garden store's entire stock of shrubbery? A hedgehog!
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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If you miss the alarm for 4:20, wait for 4:22... Because 4:22 is 4:20 too.
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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The Remarkable Story of a Self-Made Woman, Dr. Carol M. Swainhttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Two Cheers for Senator Kyrsten Sinemahttps:
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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THEY'LL NEVER BE HAPPY
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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Who Caused The Shipping Container Pileup? | Ep. 61https:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables? To have more fiber in their diet.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Southwest Hits DAY 5 Of Cancelations, STILL Blames Weather, Kyrie Irving BANNED For Refusing Vaccinehttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Dinesh D'Souza On Fox News Primetime Tells Us Why Columbus Day Is Truly Importanthttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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World Food Prices Reach HIGHEST Point In A DECADEhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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HOW’S THE WEATHER UP THERE? Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep194https:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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WH Press BLASTS Psaki With List Of How Biden Has Hurt America This Weekhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Why Comic Book Sales Are At An All-Time Lowhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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A Georgia Town Required Everyone to Own a Gun. Here’s What Happened.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Many ‘silent victims’ affected by cyber attackshttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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’The threat is very real’ on war between China and Taiwan: Bolthttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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'Couldn't care less': DC Comics reveal Superman's son is bisexualhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Christopher Columbus Should Be Celebratedhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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This is What Would Have Happened if Christopher Columbus Never Came to Americahttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Joe Biden needs to ‘continue to fail’
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Australia would ‘be crazy’ to have ‘explosive’ surge of migrants: Dick Smithhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Pill testing could give ‘false sense of security’: NSW Police Ministerhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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All we see out of this White House is ‘weakness and failure’
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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They shouldn’t let Joe Biden ‘out of bed’: Alan Joneshttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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‘Very real possibility’ Biden could decline quicklyhttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Southwest's Not-So-Secret Strike | Ep. 60https:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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I joined a crime syndicate that steals and counterfeits valuable art I don’t like what they do, I’m just in it for the Monet
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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I don't need to tell you how to round up the cattle. You've herd it all before.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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When my wife said, “Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs?” I said, “Fine, but I don’t make any sense when I’m high.”
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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So a dung beetle goes into a bar... He doesn't order a drink. He just takes a stool.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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So the United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies... It'll be known as the National Elf Service.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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What did the taxi driver do after putting 40,000 miles on his car? He ReTired
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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After the COVID-19 pandemic winds down, we should honor truck drivers with a national holiday on October 4th. A big 10-4, if you will.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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US pharma giant Merck seeks FDA green flag for pill | Covid
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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I think I need to throw away my knee brace. It’s on its last leg.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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So why did Shakespeare write in ink? Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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I loved watching "Leave it to Beaver" Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night"
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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LeAnn Rimes put out a double CD - one was her greatest hits, and the other was her biggest flops. It was the best of Rimes, it was the worst of Rimes.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Well did you hear about the astronaut whose request to bring an orange on the space shuttle was declined? It was a fruitless Endeavor.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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I’m so upset that my doppelgänger moved in next door. I’m beside myself about it.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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If someone on a first date tells me their hobbies include drawing the flag of China without the stars I think to myself... that's a big red flag!
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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I opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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If animal organs were compatible with humans... Your dog would offer you his kidney even if he only had one that worked. Your cat would show up one morning with 37 kidneys in a sack and tell you to pick one.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Well I shouldn't have eaten that missionary, the cannibal said with a frown. It just goes to show, you can't keep a good man down.
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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USA: Arrests made at Indigenous Peoples' Day protest in DChttps:
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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Southwest Cancels Over TWO THOUSAND Flights, Rumors Of Vaccine Mandate Pilot Strike Erupt Onlinehttps:
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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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ARCHITECT OF THE MODERN WORLD Dinesh D’Souza Podcast Ep 193https:
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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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Trump ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATES Dem Spending Bill During Iowa Rally: It "Will Destroy Our Nation"
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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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US Faces Shortages Of EVERYTHING, Supply Chain Failures Cripple Economy, Biden Policy Made It WORSEhttps:
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